It's a rap battle in here!!!!!!!!🎤🎤🎤🎤
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Am white an am rite,
Spittin out rhymes When am ridin ma bike.
Been around the block like a muscle machine,
Scuttle dem bitches if ya know what a mean.Brrrrap
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🎼You ask me th question al giv u th answer, Not a jordie Not a mackem am a SANDDANCER🎼
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Nik nak paddy whack give this dawg a home,
Make urself all sexy baby 'n' ill give ya juicy bone! 🐶💧
Brrrrrap
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I said I wont slip nor stop, now gimmie what cha got. I got that chain swang boogie. The pimp limp boogie, that's me.
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i do not like green eggs and ham.
green eggs and ham.
said Sam I am.
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Little One wrote:
👍👍👍👍i do not like green eggs and ham.
green eggs and ham.
said Sam I am.
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☠ηυ¢кƒυтѕ☠ wrote:
lmaoThe💀Filling wrote:
lol!He sounds like a 14yr old kid from pleasantville who's been skipping school for the last 2 years.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
shut the fuck up!
Before I cap you!
👍😹lmao! -
Dang Ikslopot & Brown! I'd like to see you guys in a real life rap off!
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Yo rap is crap I ain't reyna be mean/
you can't exacctly sing like cee lo green/
every rhyme you say you bust open yo spleen/
now evrey time yo speak I just gotta say skeen/
Peace! -
Yo mama gave me penetration/
she gave so hard I took her to the po" station/
like a said be4 she's a damn hoe/
every night she try to get down low/
now just shut yo mouth and let my lyrics all flow/
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Killerchef🔨🔥💀 wrote:
This one wins by far.................Roses are red
violets are blue
shut the fuck up!
Before I cap you!
👍😹lmao! -
My words they mix match and mingle
None being single
Rip u off like a roof shingle
They flow like rain
The way I rap Is insane
Cause ur brain
Can't comprend
Or contend
So give up my friend
I got u beat
In every standard we all meet
I even keep it clean
So it can b seen
By all the eyes of all the players
Not just old timer players
They call me a majestic sayer
Or the dream slayer
I know ur rap is probably on the bottom layer
Of scum on the street
I beat
Everyone I meet
I don't great
I just defeat
I'm elite
So take a seat
Grab something to eat
And get ready to read
Cause my words
Flow on the go
And I grow in stature and wisdom
Wat have I become
I don't know what
But the door of childhood I will soon shut
I can feel it in my gut
I just hav that feeling
When laying sown looking at the ceiling
U get down and stArt kneeling
Infront of me
So every one can see
U know they deserve that much
Cause after seeing u they puke up their lunch
Word from the doc -
Hench〽an wrote:
What are you talkin' about? Disrespectful perpetrator, you can't bust out. My mom shoved a broom stick in your a$$ as she smoked grass. You took her to get a po' boy sandwich. Mom's a feminist and she whipped you like a bitch. She was disappointed as she had wanted a manwhich. She 'gets down low' on her heating pad with the Ben gay—a rubbing cream for muscle aches—you would know that were you not a little baby👶. When your lyrics actually flowed I would stop clowning you😜. Since your rhyme was lame I phoned it in📲.Yo mama gave me penetration/
she gave so hard I took her to the po" station/
like a said be4 she's a damn hoe/
every night she try to get down low/
now just shut yo mouth and let my lyrics all flow/
peace! -
BlackWall$treet, you've heard my name
So here's some history about my reign
Rep'd CEM 🔫🌊🗻 on the west
Takin' Benny's spot above the rest
Desert Rain is how I fell
To a top mobster Lucifer straight from hell
Voted Hottest noob of 2010
Bella (BAIC) came through in the end
New Years Eve in NYC
A city that was ran by a \V/Went from Speed to $treet
Black and Pink
To capped out of DC in a blink
Now I'm runnin' with Nelli bringin' the heat
With Jim Dirt in the bay on the creep
The Commission is where I stand
With more drama then some Brits gettin' banned
Spoof or not it's all the same
Took Nicks GPS straight out this mtherfckin' game -
jay k wrote:
The💀Filling wrote:
LMFAO😹😹😹getting drawn in to whatever his names(I can't read it) games,This is so fuckin stupid, rappin on this game,
You don't make sense and I can't read your name.
Your flows are lame, prolly too much weed,
If you were in my face I bet I'd make you bleed.
That's right I said it, I'll smack wit a hammer,
Now go back to school, and learn some fuckin grammar...Oh yeah, you just did, kid.
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Black✯Wa‖$treet wrote:
Nice man. 😄BlackWall$treet, you've heard my name
So here's some history about my reign
Rep'd CEM 🔫🌊🗻 on the west
Takin' Benny's spot above the rest
Desert Rain is how I fell
To a top mobster Lucifer straight from hell
Voted Hottest noob of 2010
Bella (BAIC) came through in the end
New Years Eve in NYC
A city that was ran by a \V/Went from Speed to $treet
Black and Pink
To capped out of DC in a blink
Now I'm runnin' with Nelli bringin' the heat
With Jim Dirt in the bay on the creep
The Commission is where I stand
With more drama then some Brits gettin' banned
Spoof or not it's all the same
Took Nicks GPS straight out this mtherfckin' game -
I'm futuristic developed by a geneticist 'been thinking about knowledge and science ever since.
Or maybe just fantastic? Athletic acrobat etymological independence on track.Semiological linguistic scientist equipped with an egalitarian mind inside of this.
I have soul, and in sole control, a pulse in my Temple and the beat on load.
Lock down, pushing you outa town, low brow, sad cow, take a kowtow.
Why do you think a man like me could be taken down by a fink, perpetrator, inarticulate clown?
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Recognize this in reconnaissance, in retrospect, take out your ledger, mark: check.
Man of the world, world traveler, Educate, illuminate, strive to never duplicate. I innovate.
Try to never ostracize, hate, fear, or spread lies. I love my wife. Sorry ladies my babies will only come from her thighs.
Her love is the ocean. Inorganic and organic, first and last, all life come from the seas. Believe that.
Or don't believe? it does not matter as that is reality. These are things a life devoted to truth keeps inside of me.
One more thing in case you don't know. I burn't up this room. I'm in complete control.
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
Thanks 😉Black✯Wa‖$treet wrote:
Nice man. 😄BlackWall$treet, you've heard my name
So here's some history about my reign
Rep'd CEM 🔫🌊🗻 on the west
Takin' Benny's spot above the rest
Desert Rain is how I fell
To a top mobster Lucifer straight from hell
Voted Hottest noob of 2010
Bella (BAIC) came through in the end
New Years Eve in NYC
A city that was ran by a \V/Went from Speed to $treet
Black and Pink
To capped out of DC in a blink
Now I'm runnin' with Nelli bringin' the heat
With Jim Dirt in the bay on the creep
The Commission is where I stand
With more drama then some Brits gettin' banned
Spoof or not it's all the same
Took Nicks GPS straight out this mtherfckin' game -
Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
I'm a don/Hench〽an wrote:
What are you talkin' about? Disrespectful perpetrator, you can't bust out. My mom shoved a broom stick in your a$$ as she smoked grass. You took her to get a po' boy sandwich. Mom's a feminist and she whipped you like a bitch. She was disappointed as she had wanted a manwhich. She 'gets down low' on her heating pad with the Ben gay—a rubbing cream for muscle aches—you would know that were you not a little baby👶. When your lyrics actually flowed I would stop clowning you😜. Since your rhyme was lame I phoned it in📲.
we race then I'm gone/
I'm a clean man unlike you rusty like a tin can/
I'm gettin fanned while yo sizzle in you fryin pan/I know yo jelous bout the way I hang/
by the way I jam with my G's and fams/
I'm a top man/ while you got da stylee of my ancient gran/
Ya dunknoee I'm a don, if you ain't a shookhed reply -
Hench〽an wrote:
A canary in the room let you know there is impending doom. you just said so much gas. Here I am. I'll strike a match. You can't catch up to this match up. Just sit back. Try to relax that. Don't think about counterreact track. There is no comeback. Got to refract that, blaze from my mouth that, fills out that format. Here I am Icky, sticky situation. Messed with me and the Sooooo pot nation🍁. I butcher emcees. Your time is up. Come here ladies shake that butt.👯👯👯👯👯👯👯💃🕚🕙🕘🕗🕗🕖🕕🕔🕓🕒🕑Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
I'm a don... Blah blah... Incomplete sentence... Blah.Hench〽an wrote:
What are you talkin' about? Disrespectful perpetrator... your rhyme was lame I phoned it in📲. -
Here I am back from my break. Kickin' a$$ sure feels great. I can make complete sense and speak with eloquence. What did you say? What did you hear? What? Emcees better have fear. Your momma told me what to say: Ma boy was in English remedial class." I say, "He should have stayed." I'll smack your a$$ up, back my track up, your momma cracked up lookin' at ya. Sure, you know it's funny business when I bust all up in you. Call me a big boss major in this biz. My mic all up in your shiz 💩. Your momma says, "I dip , you dip, we dip." I say, "Yo babe. Don't even trip."
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Fruity affectionate, learned your lesson yet? Gonna come with a Siamese solo? Go ahead, call me homo. Your girl wants to give me a flute solo. I won't let her prove she's virtuoso. Might have HIV. Wonder what that is? Soon you'll see. She did your friend. I can't spell his name. I'll let you know she put you to shame.
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Do you have skills? Do you have punch lines? Do you have that? From what you put down should be equipped with a laugh track. Don't worry. I'm a doctor😷. I diagnose rhymes. You could use an editor. Lyrically your a bed wetter👶. I've got some juicy runs. You have viral gastroenteritis 💩. I'll have to apply maximobongabitethis🍁 and leave the whole room in silence. Grab your ankles, prepare for a shot laying there on your cot💉. Take two of these and call me in the morning💊. Most likely your sleeping and I'll be hearing you snoring. Not a surprise, your a counterfeit, because your boring.
Mic drops on the floor...
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You're
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
I would say the battle is over, but I'm not sure it ever really got started...amazing awesomeness that actually makes sense when spoken or read...
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bee ryan wrote:
Thanks man.😏Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
I would say the battle is over, but I'm not sure it ever really got started...amazing awesomeness that actually makes sense when spoken or read...
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All, ya’all wanna be rappers trying to make like you run the place. Bringing me big talk like you could erase what I’m doing. Saying you’re a big pimp, telling me in various ways your hip. Screw that. My rhymes are piss, vinegar, and sh%t. When you’re battling me you know I’m dangerous. I’m never in the right place if you’re up in my face. You’ll find pepper spray and mace, pliers on your nose, my knee on your balls, I’ll be talking to your girl out in the hall. Let’s go to a movie theatre with masks on. Yo, girl I’m a polymath. I’ll dress you in an easter bunny suit, slap you with a whip. Wear my Pinocchio nose talking about Copernicus while I smoke a spliff. We could walk beneath stars or ride out and about in her car. I’ll pull her ears. You should have fears if you see me coming. Your girl will smile but I’m married so keep dreaming. I’ll be in her fantasy. She’ll think of me each time she looks at a weakling.
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You can’t rap so you’re cracking generic formulaic jokes in another post. Your momma’s not stupid. She just had a stupid kid. Only one funny is Das. Not funny but a murderer he delivers doom. You’ll be giving up the ghost when he walks in the room. You say d@mn.He comes in the room like son o sam. Chickin wing writing on walls all the way out to the hall. He brings that voodoo gangsta style schtick. Many, have told him personally they admire his sh&t. None of you players understand enough about this game to get his jokes. The dude was funny. Your wallets are broke.
I'm calling all the absentee rap people out. Bring it.
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