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• Don Igor Mar 25, 2011

  KiLL€R wrote:

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  So two payers without even a single ally or gonna come in andestroy over 30 20 k mobs?
  

  Just wait & see belial

  I'm ALMOST flying my twfc banner..... Almost.
• Killer Khalsa Mar 25, 2011

  KiLL€R wrote:

  matty two thumb wrote:

  Femme fatale wrote:

  Penfold- ur statements show how inexperienced u are in real war. I would just shut up or wise up right now.. Missy
  

  Spot on

  Didnt you get caught for cheating?
• Don Igor Mar 25, 2011

  Killer Khalsa wrote:

  KiLL€R wrote:

  matty two thumb wrote:

  Femme fatale wrote:

  Penfold- ur statements show how inexperienced u are in real war. I would just shut up or wise up right now.. Missy
  

  Spot on

  Didnt you get caught for cheating?

  Spot on 😺
  But nvm that, back to bashing belial....
• Brown🎵Note Mar 25, 2011

  (movie preview voice)

  Two men and a few minions, behind enemy lines, risking it all for the glory of their homeland, are about to get more than they bargained for...

  This Summer, it's "Broke-back Mountain" all over again...

  "This thing that has a hold of us, mate... It will be the end of us if they find out."

  "Just keep movink, or the 48 vendettas will be the end of us!"

  It's a no-holds barred thrill ride of action, adventure, running around in circles...

  "The only goal is survival, for there can be no victory. We are too far for the Queen to assist us..."

  50,000 mob vs. millions, and millions, and millions...

  Holding on to each other for dear life...

  Jason Stratham
  Simon Pegg

  "The Last Man"

  "We're buggered."
  "Oy! Shhhhhh!"
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  AmNeZ wrote:

  KiLL€R wrote:

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  So two payers without even a single ally or gonna come in andestroy over 30 20 k mobs?
  

  Just wait & see belial

  I'm ALMOST flying my twfc banner..... Almost.

  I'm not but I'm definitely burning my penfold cake shagger one!
• ཛམར། ཛཀཥརཞཇ 🔨🔥💀 Mar 25, 2011

  Coffee🇺🇸 VS Tea🇬🇧
• Viva Palestine Mar 25, 2011

  Killer Khalsa wrote:

  KiLL€R wrote:

  matty two thumb wrote:

  Femme fatale wrote:

  Penfold- ur statements show how inexperienced u are in real war. I would just shut up or wise up right now.. Missy
  

  Spot on

  Didnt you get caught for cheating?

  I was waiting for your input on this for while ☺☺☺
• AddiClockface Mar 25, 2011

  Mr. Empire 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Coffee🇺🇸 VS Tea🇬🇧
  

  Shit, that's a hard one. I like my morning coffee but I also love sweet tea. 😼
• shin-soo choo Mar 25, 2011

  I mean we invent the car and they have the nerve to drive on the wrong side of the road.
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  Addi✯Clockface wrote:

  Mr. Empire 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Coffee🇺🇸 VS Tea🇬🇧
  

  Shit, that's a hard one. I like my morning coffee but I also love sweet tea. 😼

  Apple juice for penfold
• 👿Belial Mar 25, 2011

  Sorry guys bad day. I sound more arrogant than I should. Still if. Shag sand Brit want toaale us they'll be fighting the strongest and the best. Good luck to them.
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  Sorry guys bad day. I sound more arrogant than I should. Still if. Shag sand Brit want toaale us they'll be fighting the strongest and the best. Good luck to them.
  

  No penfold you are arrogant. Day in day out why don't you stfu?
• matty two thumb Mar 25, 2011

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  Sorry guys bad day. I sound more arrogant than I should. Still if. Shag sand Brit want toaale us they'll be fighting the strongest and the best. Good luck to them.
  

  Back track back track
• 👿Belial Mar 25, 2011

  Jay Bee wrote:

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  Sorry guys bad day. I sound more arrogant than I should. Still if. Shag sand Brit want toaale us they'll be fighting the strongest and the best. Good luck to them.
  

  No penfold you are arrogant. Day in day out why don't you stfu?

  Once again soneoe bragging how can take on a country has no room to talk.
• ༜ΣX༜ Mar 25, 2011

  FOR SALE

  2 Magic Carpets

  2 Owners

  Shag Alladin
  And
  Brit Jeani

  Contact TWFC for Details
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  Jay Bee wrote:

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  Sorry guys bad day. I sound more arrogant than I should. Still if. Shag sand Brit want toaale us they'll be fighting the strongest and the best. Good luck to them.
  

  No penfold you are arrogant. Day in day out why don't you stfu?

  Once again soneoe bragging how can take on a country has no room to talk.

  Say that again penfold, you must have your mouth full!
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  oEXILEo wrote:

  FOR SALE

  2 Magic Carpets

  2 Owners

  Shag Alladin
  And
  Brit Jeani

  Contact TWFC for Details
  

  1 x magic bmx with trick nuts! Needs new tyres!
• Don Igor Mar 25, 2011

  Best thread of the week.
• __Don_Line__ Mar 25, 2011

  KiLL€R wrote:

  __Don_Line__ wrote:

  TheRamb Add: 86 wrote:

  I'm sure they are well aware of what you just said.. Everybody was always on about a US v's UK war. So go for it. Fuck your advice.
  

  Someone's angry about whatI said, eh? I mean, they don't stand much of a chance, do they?

  What are you on about? So far you been hearing stuff about Uk in forums but now you will be able feel it and it's gonna be pain FULL 😪😪

  I wish I could feel the pain. You might not know this, but my iPad's Wi-Fi is buzzed out, so I can only get onto TW through the forums, and only on my computr. You could cap all of my turf and I wouldn't know/see a thing. I also can't see comments.
• __Don_Line__ Mar 25, 2011

  Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:

  (movie preview voice)

  Two men and a few minions, behind enemy lines, risking it all for the glory of their homeland, are about to get more than they bargained for...

  This Summer, it's "Broke-back Mountain" all over again...

  "This thing that has a hold of us, mate... It will be the end of us if they find out."

  "Just keep movink, or the 48 vendettas will be the end of us!"

  It's a no-holds barred thrill ride of action, adventure, running around in circles...

  "The only goal is survival, for there can be no victory. We are too far for the Queen to assist us..."

  50,000 mob vs. millions, and millions, and millions...

  Holding on to each other for dear life...

  Jason Stratham
  Simon Pegg

  "The Last Man"

  "We're buggered."
  "Oy! Shhhhhh!"
  

  LOL!
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  Come on penfold what was it you wanted to say?
• 🍀Mr Ikslopot Mar 25, 2011

  Addi✯Clockface wrote:

  Mr. Empire 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Coffee🇺🇸 VS Tea🇬🇧
  

  Shit, that's a hard one. I like my morning coffee but I also love sweet tea. 😼

  I was raised in the south. Make it sweet tea always. 😄
• Nemesis add NEM Mar 25, 2011

  Mr. Empire 🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  Coffee🇺🇸 VS Tea🇬🇧
  

  lmao
• 👿Belial Mar 25, 2011

  shin-soo choo wrote:

  I mean we invent the car and they have the nerve to drive on the wrong side of the road.
  

  The car was invented in Germany by Daimler as far as we can tell
• shin-soo choo Mar 25, 2011

  Belial Luciferi wrote:

  shin-soo choo wrote:

  I mean we invent the car and they have the nerve to drive on the wrong side of the road.
  

  The car was invented in Germany by Daimler as far as we can tell

  Daimler perfected the gas powered vehicle, like we have now. Americans, however, took French technology and, like I said, invented the car!
• Robo37 Mar 25, 2011

  You Brits are efing morons!! You think you are insulting Belial when you are showing your own arrogance. No one outside of your crappy empire knows WTF penfold means. It's not an insult here. Come up with something better.

  I'll predict this war for you.... Shag and Brit wait for their turfs to mature. Start attacking like crazy. Then get beat back to their low inf, realize it was a bad idea to start capping without a V, then get henry to start one. Then brown and \V/ break it and cap them out. They may leave one to be nice with the threat not to stir the pot again or else, but I doubt it
• Arthur Fancy Mar 25, 2011

  Robo37 wrote:

  You Brits are efing morons!! You think you are insulting Belial when you are showing your own arrogance. No one outside of your crappy empire knows WTF penfold means. It's not an insult here. Come up with something better.

  I'll predict this war for you.... Shag and Brit wait for their turfs to mature. Start attacking like crazy. Then get beat back to their low inf, realize it was a bad idea to start capping without a V, then get henry to start one. Then brown and \V/ break it and cap them out. They may leave one to be nice with the threat not to stir the pot again or else, but I doubt it
  

  Go play in your garden dangermouse ( sorry yard ) and let the adults chat. I'm not trying to insult penfold by using something American. It is a reference that UK players find amusing
• matty two thumb Mar 25, 2011

  All joking and belial baiting aside....it's not good when someone like shaggly razors can flood a city with at least 200 turf and noone can touch him.

  Ps 😱🍆🎂
• Robo37 Mar 25, 2011

  Well dangermouse was a cartoon in the 80's that I used to watch as a kid. If you've got a copy I'll happily watch it again.

  I also know what a garden is (it's different from a yard). Grow up and get some real insults.
• Troggy Mar 25, 2011

  matty two thumb wrote:

  All joking and belial baiting aside....it's not good when someone like shaggly razors can flood a city with at least 200 turf and noone can touch him.

  Ps
  

  umm, has anyone looked at the map.
  the entire new york is surrounded by 1 inf turfs now, and they aren't from shaggly or brit.

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