Euphemisms!!!

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the Fish Mar 24, 2011

I'll start...
"Laying cable"
the Fish Mar 24, 2011

They can be euphemisms for anything! Let us guess!?
the Fish Mar 24, 2011

I like exclamation points!!!!
the Fish Mar 24, 2011

Flogging Molly
Sunny Mar 24, 2011

Looks like u need help... I dont want u to be the first 5 posts of ur own topic. putting dog to "sleep"
now u can respond to my next post
the Fish Mar 24, 2011

I'm gonna "delete the post"
Sunny Mar 24, 2011

Beat Your Meat
Three Hole Punch
Golden Shower
Choking Your Chicken
Furburger
Hung Like A Horse
Bust A Nut
Laying Pipe
Hot Beef Injection
Cleaning Your Rifle
Dirty Sanchez (a persoal favorite!)
Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

Sorry...all mine are sexual
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Mar 24, 2011

^ you forgot spanking the monkey
Sunny Mar 24, 2011

Remember the outtakes from Grumpy Old Men?

Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami!
Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!
Looks like Chuck's going put the hot dog in the bun!
Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!
Looks like Chuck's a tom cat on the prowl - meow!
Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!
Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!
Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
Looks like Chuck's taking ol' One-Eye to the optometrist!
BellaItaliana Mar 24, 2011

The big nap
Turn to dust
Worm food
Dirt nap
Final chapter
Final countdown
Go to a necktie social
Got a one-way ticket
Reached the finish line
Stiff as a board
Wearing a toe tag
Give up the ghost
Sleeping with the fishes
Terminated
Living-challenged
Checked out
Has left the building
Perished
Passed away
Pushing up daisies
Six feet under
Pulling turnips with a step ladder
Put down

Bought the farm
Cashed in his chips
Kick the bucket
Bite the dust
Bite the big one
Meet your maker

Croaked
Expired
BellaItaliana Mar 24, 2011

man in a canoe
beef curtains
beaver
waffle
pink taco
x box
hoo ha
vajayjay
punani
cream pie
landing strip
dugout
peach
tuna melt
vageen
box
minge
mommy button
muffin
muff
clam
hot pocket
kitty
bermuda triangle
cum bucket, dumpster, canal
the abyss
heart-shaped box
apple pie
flower
home plate
four-lipped man eater
gravy boat
cookie
the creamery
bajingo
camel toe
bush
bearded clam
bone yard
breakfast of champions
FU airports! Mar 24, 2011

"Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Jimmy Needles Mar 24, 2011

"The Man" wrote:
"Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Don't mInd if I do!! Oh wow looks like we're car-pooling today!
😈ҝعყʂعཞ😡Տȫƶع👿 Mar 24, 2011

Take care of
Wet works
Rub out
Whack
Ventilate
Give a case lead poisoning
Hit
Give a pair of cement shoes
Sleepin with da fishes

Final Solution
Having your ass handed to you
Roasted
Toasted
Burned
Left for the rats
Pay the piper
Paying your dues
Riding Ol Sparky
BellaItaliana Mar 24, 2011

beached whale
chub scout
heavy set
pleasantly plump
plus size
thick
rotund
more to love
tubby
pugdy
beefy
meaty
flabby
plentiful
queen-sized
stocky

curvy
heavy
portly
husky
overweight
sturdy
stout
horizontally tall

chunky
chubby
big-boned
fluffy
cuddly
full-figured
hefty
teddy bear
buxom
voluptuous
BellaItaliana Mar 24, 2011

interesting looking
plain
handsome woman
assault on your senses
great personality
got a great face for radio
face only a mother could love
butter face
Monet - nice from a distance, but up close, a big old mess
double-bagger
alternate universe sexy
homely
BellaItaliana Mar 24, 2011

@ fish: ha - is this an assignment for your students?

i like word games....can you tell?
Brown🎵Note Mar 24, 2011

You're being let go.
We're not picking up your option.
You're position has been right-sized.
Down-sized
Smart-sized
Out-sized
Laid off
Discharged
Dismissed
Made redundant
Furloughed
Separated
Given the pink slip
Outplaced
RIFed
Bought out
Released
Unassigned
Cut ties
Uninstalled
Separated
Services no longer required
Early retired
Eased out
Forced resignation
Stepped down
Assignment ended
Position has been eliminated
Given the package
Released from the talent pool
Declined to extend
Pursue other opportunities
Assignment expired
Helped her with exit
Going in different directions
Made available to industry
One-person layoff
Managed out
Career transition
Career change opportunity
Contract not renewed
End of trial period
Involuntary separation
Freed up for the future
Relieved of duties
Responsibilities have been reassigned
Taking it for the team
Promoted to customer (retail workers)
We really feel like we’re holding you back here
You're off the box. (Phelps)...
FU airports! Mar 24, 2011

Jimmy Needles wrote:
"The Man" wrote:

"Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Don't mInd if I do!! Oh wow looks like we're car-pooling today!

Gross!
Brown🎵Note Mar 24, 2011

It’s like musical chairs … and you don’t have a chair.
Some of you will not be going forward with us.
You’re entering an accelerated career development mode …
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. (The Simpsons)
Let’s push the delete button on this relationship.
We’re being forced to negatively amortize surplus personnel.
We’re reconciling per capital productivity with current market conditions.
You have reached the number of an uninstalled vice president.
Targeted Restructuring to better align the company with it’s Core Competencies.

“We felt it would be better for these individuals if they were free to pursue their wholeness unimpeded by their continued employment here.” Evan commenting on Paul Krugman blog