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• dickdragon Mar 22, 2011

  Oh werd troggy!? Didn't yr turf come to America on a boat? U no u love it here in America!
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 22, 2011

  It's interesting that any civilisation before has been the most powerful when it was supplying all the must have items, the Greeks, the Romans, even the British and now it's china, globalisation has made for very interesting times, the US is clearly the most powerful nation but for how long?
• Troggy Mar 22, 2011

  dickdragon wrote:

  Oh werd troggy!? Didn't yr turf come to America on a boat? U no u love it here in America!
  

  Lol, actually it came on a ✈. But
  TurfWars + 🇺🇸 = FUCK YEA
• Cocknose Mar 22, 2011

  Fat Americunts here to fuckit up yeah.
• Gungrave☣96 Mar 22, 2011

  Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:

  Now realize that you just used an American mega-company, "Google", to search for information in an American built and controlled network, "The Internet", on your American designed I-device sold by another American mega-company: Apple, and attempted to suggest that we suck in a forum that lives on Turfwars servers in San Fransisco.

  America, Fuckin' A!!
  

  👍👍Awesomely said!👍👍
• dickdragon Mar 22, 2011

  mamolian wrote:

  Fat Americunts here to fuckit up yeah.
  

  Another one!?
  Straight ballin' out there huh?
  18k/hr. Like Woah!!
• YungBez Mar 22, 2011

  Sigh... Americans trying to big themselves up again...
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 22, 2011

  All I can say is America stay great and don't get complacent. You'll always have to work at being top dog, but that comes from being at the top.
• dickdragon Mar 22, 2011

  Ahhhh.... The runner ups r here. How r things in the Second most influential country in the world... Of turf?
• fagan Mar 22, 2011

  punchyclockface wrote:

  That was honestly the first search result, following your suggestion to the letter. FYI, it was done on a Taiwanese laptop with an American sounding name. Cable modem - Made in China. Wifi Router - Made in China. I brought all this stuff home in an American truck made with steel that was most likely American scrap steel that was shipped to China, melted down, and resold to us as finished steel. I was in a rush so I had to buy some Saudi gasoline at Conoco. My USA flag T-shirt is from the Honduras though. That's almost American.
  

  Lol....Well put punchyclockface
• Buster Nobelli Mar 22, 2011

  Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web. He is English.

  Lionel Sternberger invented the cheeseburger. He was American.

  Britain wins. America gets fat and pretends to win as per normal.
• Troggy Mar 22, 2011

  Buster Nobelli wrote:

  Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web. He is English.

  Lionel Sternberger invented the cheeseburger. He was American.

  Britain wins. America gets fat and pretends to win as per normal.
  

  What, Al Gore didn't event the internet😱
  Next your gonna tell me global warming is real😲
• BigBK Mar 22, 2011

  Buster Nobelli wrote:

  Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web. He is English.

  Lionel Sternberger invented the cheeseburger. He was American.

  Britain wins. America gets fat and pretends to win as per normal.
  

  Um buster...hate to bust your bubble. But you're the third fattest nation on the planet. Preceeded by only the USA and Mexico. You're cheeseburger argument is invalid sir as your greasy fish and chips is a staple of the heart attack ridden for generations. So next time you try to rub cheeseburgers in the yanks face remember they're not that far off descedants of your own fat asses. Luckily us canadians rank number 14 and managed to escape the clutches of genetics.
• TMT Mar 22, 2011

  Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:

  Cisco... (also American, by the way.)
  

  I was never a big fan of the thong song to be honest.
• BigBK Mar 22, 2011

  You're in stead of your!!!!! My whole argument destroyed by an auto correct typo fFfFFFFFfffFFFfFFfFFuuUUuUuUUUUUUuuuUuuU...
• Buster Nobelli Mar 22, 2011

  BigBK wrote:

  You're in stead of your!!!!! My whole argument destroyed by an auto correct typo fFfFFFFFfffFFFfFFfFFuuUUuUuUUUUUUuuuUuuU...
  

  Lol!
• Buster Nobelli Mar 22, 2011

  Britain 1 Canada 0
• 👿Belial Mar 22, 2011

  Refrain:
  We're all living in America,
  America is wunderbar.
  We're all living in America,
  Amerika, Amerika.

  Wenn getanzt wird, will ich führen,
  auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht,
  lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren,
  Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht.
  Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen,
  die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen,
  Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus,
  Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus.

  We're all living in America...

  Ich kenne Schritte, die sehr nützen,
  und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen,
  und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss,
  weiß noch nicht, dass er tanzen muss!
  Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen,
  ich werde Euch die Richtung zeigen,
  nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus,
  und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus.
• 👿Belial Mar 22, 2011

  Refrain:
  We're all living in America,
  America is wunderbar.
  We're all living in America,
  Amerika, Amerika.
  We're all living in America,
  Coca-Cola, Wonderbra,
  We're all living in America,
  Amerika, Amerika.

  This is not a love song,
  this is not a love song.
  I don't sing my mother tongue,
  No, this is not a love song.

  We're all living in America,
  Amerika is wunderbar.
  We're all living in America,
  Amerika, Amerika.
  We're all living in America,
  Coca-Cola, sometimes WAR,
  We're all living in America,
  Amerika, Amerika.
• Brown🎵Note Mar 22, 2011

  Buster Nobelli wrote:

  Britain 1 Canada 0
  

  He "invented" the world wide web, but he lives in the US, and he's a Unitarian, so minus 2 for Britain there.
• dickdragon Mar 22, 2011

  Wonderbar!!! Fük Yå!!
• 👿Belial Mar 22, 2011

  dickdragon wrote:

  Wonderbar!!! Fük Yå!!
  

  Lol
• dickdragon Mar 22, 2011

  Aaaaaaand Cananada. Coming in at # 3 most influential country with 25% of America.
  Good 'ol US of A, only
  1000 new jobs , and yet still hundreds of thousands of new immigrants all here, all for work. Now that's a head scratcher.
  *Oh here for work and the chance to plant some high income turf...
• Brown🎵Note Mar 23, 2011

  So let's see... They have a resident American that "borrowed" markup language from Word Star (invented 10 years earlier), and fat fish-n-chips pounders. What else again? Bad cars? Royalty by inbred birthright? What else? Help me out.
• Chazzo Mar 23, 2011

  I'm American but Americans and everyone else stop thinking your country is the best. Americans wouldn't you think Poland was better than America if you were Polish? So stop saying Brits are mean or Americans are fat k?
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Mar 23, 2011

  Chazzo wrote:

  I'm American but Americans and everyone else stop thinking your country is the best. Americans wouldn't you think Poland was better than America if you were Polish? So stop saying Brits are mean or Americans are fat k?
  

  👍👍👍👍👍👍
• MalAdOsteo Mar 23, 2011

  USA
  USA
  USA
• __Don_Line__ Mar 23, 2011

  Here in China, the Chinese gov controls the internet. I constantly find them snooping on my computer.
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 23, 2011

  Isn't the most popular food here curry now?
• Johnny Cage Mar 23, 2011

  I like watching the American debt calculator in the world wide web.... It makes me feel better about my credit cards 😉

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