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randombloke Mar 13, 2011

Regurgitated posts that have been done a million times before.

Let me clear up some common noob post questions that will creep up again.

To mob up check the help and strategy forum for codesites. Mystery spent a lot of time compiling that so don't piss on her chips by asking here.

To plant/cap turf: see above.

What we all do: We are all either crackheads, pimps or hoes. No one here has a real job.

Age: we are all over 80 years old and riddled with arthritis.

Where we live: UK, US, Europe, Asia, Australia and everywhere else in the world. Check a players profile if you're that bothered or pm them. Same goes for number of capos.

Don't buy attack or defence points.

Anyone who thinks I've missed anything please feel free to add.
pretzel Mar 13, 2011

There are loads of alliances-check the wiki for more info
〓B A T I S T A〓 Mar 13, 2011

randombloke wrote:
Regurgitated posts that have been done a million times before.

Let me clear up some common noob post questions that will creep up again.

To mob up check the help and strategy forum for codesites. Mystery spent a lot of time compiling that so don't piss on her chips by asking here.

To plant/cap turf: see above.

What we all do: We are all either crackheads, pimps or hoes. No one here has a real job.

Age: we are all over 80 years old and riddled with arthritis.

Where we live: UK, US, Europe, Asia, Australia and everywhere else in the world. Check a players profile if you're that bothered or pm them. Same goes for number of capos.

Don't buy attack or defence points.

Anyone who thinks I've missed anything please feel free to add.

Perfect!!
BRITFURY™ Mar 13, 2011

Of someone bigger attacks you don't have a heart attack, mob up!
Vishnu Mar 13, 2011

Bigger mob= lower social life I've heard. Lol! Not true.
BellaItaliana Mar 13, 2011

I am an 80 year old crack-addicted pimp and hoe. Yeah, I'm my own pimp. Even with this nearly crippling arthritis, that's how I roll.
turfeater Mar 13, 2011

Thanks for the info
eviltink Mar 13, 2011

Thnx, random. This will save me having to put my teeth in to explain things. Back to my nap...at my age I gotta save the crack use for real emergencies.
Arboc Suomonev Mar 13, 2011

80 year old hoes! Better get a discount and an AARP card.
🍀Mr Ikslopot Mar 13, 2011

Great post RandomBloke!
ᏨᗴᎡᏖᏬ$ᗪ Mar 13, 2011

Just one question. How can I build mob? And how do I cap turf? Cheers in advance.
THΞ JΛCK/\L Mar 13, 2011

certusd wrote:
Just one question. How can I build mob? And how do I cap turf? Cheers in advance.

Well first you need to go up to a random person and take a piss on them. Then go up to a mailbox and take a dump in it.
Re🕶Load Mar 13, 2011

Nice one Random!👍
 mama tek Mar 13, 2011

my favorite song 🎼🎵💤is rearviewmirror, pearl jam
randombloke Mar 15, 2011

And could people in my mob attacking me please. FFS!!
Mystery Mar 15, 2011

To find good tips for beginners, go to: http://turfwarswiki.com/index.php/Newbie_Tips

Thanks RB!