Anyone ever owned a pet monkey?

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krazijay Mar 9, 2011

I have been thinking for a long time about getting a monkey or a pair,Dnt really agree wit all animals being pets, but they are bred now and here,and I have a massive place do enclosure,wud rival that of local zoo n monkey cages...just want to know if anyone has had any, or what u thought about it, or if you would keep monkeys yourself?
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Mar 9, 2011

Their great for spanking.
billr6 Mar 9, 2011

Sabasaul wrote:
Their great for spanking.

Lmao
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Mar 9, 2011

Sabasaul wrote:
Their great for spanking.

That's classic
xXmatthewXx Mar 9, 2011

TATTOO33 wrote:
Sabasaul wrote:
Their great for spanking.

That's classic
shaggly razors Mar 9, 2011

Damn only opened this thread to get a monkey spanking joke in ... Too late
Peepers Mar 9, 2011

That lady that had her face rippe off did. I don't think she liked him much after that....
The Rhino Mar 9, 2011

I hear some people poke monkies. 👉🐒
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Mar 9, 2011

I know a guy who likes 🐒and🍞but not 🐒's on his🍞. But he doesn't play on the forums much anymore
BellaItaliana Mar 9, 2011

My stepdad did when he was a kid and living in Japan.
TRITON Mar 10, 2011

I own you. Does that count?
🍀Mr Ikslopot Mar 10, 2011

Monkey's are not good pets. My uncle had one. Cute when young but going through adolescence they are very intense and usually end up adopted by a zoo IF you are lucky.

I would strongly recommend against it.
Add: KOZY Mar 10, 2011

They throw poop. Why would you want a pet that throws it's poop at you?
Al-co-pop Mar 10, 2011

I am a pet monkey!
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 10, 2011

I'd it even legal here?
 mama tek Mar 10, 2011

I think the good people of your country should just continue with the illegal sales and consumption of monkeys.
Fat Basterd Mar 10, 2011

I've never owned a monkey. But my friend Ross did. But he eventually had to give it away to the San Diego zoo. It was tough. But me and Monica, Chandler and Rachel helped him through it.
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Mar 10, 2011

Fat Basterd wrote:
I've never owned a monkey. But my friend Ross did. But he eventually had to give it away to the San Diego zoo. It was tough. But me and Monica, Chandler and Rachel helped him through it.

Lmao!!!!
krazijay Mar 10, 2011

krissharm wrote:
I'd it even legal here?

Yeah its legal, but as mama tek said I think more end up as dinner, with Internet u can pretty much ge hold of most animals and it's not that hard to get a license for lions etc jt need the money and space, and it's a done deal asking as not a mental patient
krazijay Mar 10, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I think the good people of your country should just continue with the illegal sales and consumption of monkeys.

Hang on mama I just thought, do they not eat monkeys in Korea ? Lol
Angel of Blades Mar 10, 2011

Monkeys are primates, we're primates. Enjoy your ethical decisions.
stewbdoo Mar 11, 2011

Fuck monkeys (not literally) get a truly amazing pet like a huge hyena 😳 I fooled pet hyenas and it's truly amazing like warts off lord of the rings some of them are huge and fairly origional too lol
stewbdoo Mar 11, 2011

Googled*
Don Bastardo Mar 11, 2011

Yeah - get a little brother - SORTED
seller Mar 11, 2011

Fat Basterd wrote:
I've never owned a monkey. But my friend Ross did. But he eventually had to give it away to the San Diego zoo. It was tough. But me and Monica, Chandler and Rachel helped him through it.

Are you Joey or phebe?