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Brown Note ๐ป๐บ๐ wrote:
I have to have the same deal. Alarm 1 at 5:22amAlarm clock A at 4:50AM, B at 5:00AM and iPhone at 5:05AM.
iPhone daily alarm at 5:26am
iPhone timer alarm at 5:33am.The odd times make it harder for me to do math when I'm still sleepy on how much time I can go off on a snooze hit.
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my bf yelled at me this am when I grabbed his morning wood. but he's into greasy looking redheads now anyway.
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Brown Note ๐ป๐บ๐ wrote:
You guys underestimate the will power of my subconscious stupor. For realz. I'm battling to stay in bed. Me v. Phone.Turf๐Warrior wrote:
I think when the phone is locked, only snooze pops up. I rely on that.โฆUltraโฆ wrote:
To keep me from hitting that okay button I push the power button on the top of the iphoneDepends on the day. iPhone alarm at 10 a.m. when the kids are at their dad's. Series of IPhone alarms at appropriate intervals when it's just me. I now hit "ok" instead of "snooze" in my pre-awakened stupor so the series is necessary. And no harp or other namby pamby sounds. Serious honking alarm noises here. With kids, hell, 5-yr-old wakes up at 5:30 am. Who needs an alarm clock when forty pounds of kid lands on you at that hour going full speed screaming "Mommaaaa!"
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๐ฑ mama tek wrote:
You know me so well.it's a terrible thing when they an start doing all those things without you- just not particularly efficiently. you'll wake up to him having gotten his own juice but half of it on the floor with what looks like broken glass and a few legos, and he made breakfast but half a box of cereal is ground into the upholstery (and by cereal I mean instant oatmeal- yeah, who am I fooling? like this is gonna be just a vacuum job- pfffft!) and he can turn on the tv but is watching the porn you half dozed off to the night before instead of blue's clues. because on and off is okay but input select is a bit tricky.
and later than night when you go to eat your special k, you find that he picked out and ate every one of those chocolatey bits, leaving you a box of mere flakes.
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And of course caffeine wakes me up and is an utter necessity. I didn't have any coffee today bc we're out of creamer & I like my coffee lighter than my men & the line at *$ was way too long for me to make it to work on time. I don't expect to be fully awake till about 3pm.
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My 11mnth old boy either slappin my face or poking my eyes ,or his new thing now is h learnt how to do raspberries,and blows them on my missus big round pregnant belly, lol...he makes me die.
So happy in the morning,miserable at night time tho? -
The girlfriend, either hand wrapped round or mouth. ๐ฒ๐ฒ
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does turf warrior count sheep? ๐๐๐
you maybe should slow up on those kids krazi.
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It takes my Blackberry, iPhone, occasionally an alarm clock, and Mystery combined to wake me up many days. Ugh.
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XeroRyder wrote:
YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!ยก!!!!!!!!!My mother.
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iPhone at 5 o'clock set on speakers set at max setting and then, normally, my dog kicking me trying to push me off the bed...
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๐ฑ mama tek wrote:
Because I work so early I fall asleep almost instantly when I hit the pillow. It's pretty insane to see, says my wifedoes turf warrior count sheep? ๐๐๐
you maybe should slow up on those kids krazi.
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โฆUltraโฆ wrote:
๐น๐น๐นDepends on the day. iPhone alarm at 10 a.m. when the kids are at their dad's. Series of IPhone alarms at appropriate intervals when it's just me. I now hit "ok" instead of "snooze" in my pre-awakened stupor so the series is necessary. And no harp or other namby pamby sounds. Serious honking alarm noises here. With kids, hell, 5-yr-old wakes up at 5:30 am. Who needs an alarm clock when forty pounds of kid lands on you at that hour going full speed screaming "Mommaaaa!"
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I naturally wake up every
hour on the hour n fall back asleep after 10mins
so if I go to bed at 10 I wake up at 11 go back to sleep by 11:10 n wake up at 12 n
fall asleep at 12:10 n so on until it's time for me to get up -
I pay a small Mexican to punch me in the face
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The Rhino wrote:
๐ I is that small Mexican ๐ผI pay a small Mexican to punch me in the face
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Turf๐Warrior wrote:
hope you don't leave her disappointed.... ๐ฑ๐ฑ mama tek wrote:
Because I work so early I fall asleep almost instantly when I hit the pillow. It's pretty insane to see, says my wifedoes turf warrior count sheep? ๐๐๐
you maybe should slow up on those kids krazi.
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Loud endless iPhone alarm at the other side of the room.
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๐ฑ mama tek wrote:
No that's the one thing that will keep me awakeTurf๐Warrior wrote:
hope you don't leave her disappointed.... ๐ฑ๐ฑ mama tek wrote:
Because I work so early I fall asleep almost instantly when I hit the pillow. It's pretty insane to see, says my wifedoes turf warrior count sheep? ๐๐๐
you maybe should slow up on those kids krazi.
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Primo Loco wrote:
Punch him hard to dayThe Rhino wrote:
๐ I is that small Mexican ๐ผI pay a small Mexican to punch me in the face
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Dogs between 3-4am then back to bed and iPhone at 5am. Damn dogs, but I lovem.
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iPhone every morning at 6am. I'd be lost witb out it, what does an alarm clock look like these days lol
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Sex
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Attrition's many alarms &/or the need to use the bathroom around 5am. I go back to sleep when he goes to work, or sometimes before.
A couple hours later one of my cats decides it's time for some petting. He comes over, meows at me and rubs on my face. Even if my head is buried under a pillow, he can worm his way in there to my face. Occasionally I have awaken to him petting himself on my hand (if it's turned with the palm facing up). He's much harder to ignore than an iPhone alarm - and much cuter!
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*awakened
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