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Prank call.
Person: Hello?
You: Hello is there any Walls there?
Person: No?
You: Are you sure there's no Walls there?
Person: Yes.
You: Then what's keeping your house up? -
Patient: Doctor there's a leaf of lettuce sticking out my bum
Doctor: I'm afraid that's the tip of the iceberg -
Another prank call
Person: Hello?
You: Is your fridge running?
Person: Yes.
You: Well you better go catch it! -
My dads a pistol so that makes me a son of a gun
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JamesSolis wrote:
Lol. Never heard that one.My dads a pistol so that makes me a son of a gun
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Prank call
You: do you have chicken wings?
Store: yes
You: do you have pig feet?
Store: yes
You: well then you must look really funny! -
this was my favorite prank call as a kid.
call a bowling alley.
q-- do you have ten pound balls?
a-- yeah
q-- isn't it really hard to walk?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana -
saelo2myltlfren wrote:
Lolthis was my favorite prank call as a kid.
call a bowling alley.
q-- do you have ten pound balls?
a-- yeah
q-- isn't it really hard to walk?
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saelo2myltlfren wrote:
Haha classic!this was my favorite prank call as a kid.
call a bowling alley.
q-- do you have ten pound balls?
a-- yeah
q-- isn't it really hard to walk?
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Why does a math book need to see a psychiatrist.....
It has too many problems.... -
What does an octopus smoke?
Seaweed.
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A guy walks into a bar....and it hurt!!!!
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve your kind. He says why not. I'm a fungi. -
Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT
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What's an aunt eaters second favorite food?
Uncles
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