Just kicked in the Devils door!!
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Lost the wedding ring!!! I remember hearing something fall buy not seeing it, don't remember where though. Tore the house apart the best I could, no dice. Flashlight searched the car, Uh Uh. She's on to me, bout to man up and take my licks!lol. Chance it's in the house, full teardown tomorrow! My mind hurts trying to figure out, how much this is gonna cost me. Here it goes....
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Ooooooooooo your in TROUBLE my wife would kill me
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May God have mercy on your soul...
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Why did u take it off? Might help u remember where it would be...
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Fess up. Maybe with a tearful expression say you have accidentally lost your most precious possession. Make sure she knows you're not talking about your iPhone.
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Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lol
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tell her the truth, you lost it in a stripper named molly mounds.
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Mr.StOk3z🔫💉💣🚬 wrote:
What is a promise ring?Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lol
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My wife lost her engagement ring once. I custom designed it for her and has an inherited diamond (and 2 others). What happened was she took it off in her sleep and when she flicked the blanket to make the bed the ring went flying behind the dresser and she had no idea. It's around...as long as there's no animals kicking around that like shiney things.
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Omg
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Ouch, sucks to be you right now. I wouldn't be very happy either, but if it's not your fault then she shouldn't mutilate your man parts too much. Maybe remove all sharp objects or anything that can be used as a weapon before hand lol
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Mr.StOk3z🔫💉💣🚬 wrote:
Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lolWhat is a promise ring?
A ring u wear for ur wife or husband infont of priest in the church that u promise to take care of her or he for the rest of the life time. -
CheezeZ wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's a wedding ring. I thought a promise ring came before engagement ring. Like you promise to one day propose. Which makes no sense. I promise to give you an engagement ring which is basically promising to get married. Seems like just an added step to prolong life before officially getting married.Mr.StOk3z🔫💉💣🚬 wrote:
Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lolWhat is a promise ring?
A ring u wear for ur wife or husband infont of priest in the church that u promise to take care of her or he for the rest of the life time. -
Hmm I wanna say that went better than I thought, but she had a look behind her eyes, made me poop a little. Ya it slipped off my finger, it's happened once already so she "kinda" understands. Still think it in the house somewhere, and apparently I get to look for it while she goes shopping with the girls today. FanFreakinTastic!!
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almost two years ago I gave this ring I'd been wearing since I was 15 to my boyfriend because he asked if he could wear it. it only fit on his left ring finger. turns out he'd take it off to flirt with other women and he LOST it. I'd been wearing it over 13 years. he barely had it three weeks.
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I dont dare to even take it off!!else 👊 in the face 🚑🏥
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You should steal her ring so she feels bad then she can't be mad. Boom
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you might find it. I found my Swiss army watch that had been missing for two months wedged between the back of the sofa yesterday. it's your precious...
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A tip I use when I lose something but remember hearing it fall, try and remember the sound was it a metallic kinda sound or more cushioned try and match the sound to the surface it coulda been
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once you know roughly the surface it might narrow down the places it coulda fallen
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Mr.StOk3z🔫💉💣🚬 wrote:
Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lol
My wife took hers off to put lotion on one day I grabbed and hid it for 2 days she thought our puppy ate it and made the vet appointments to get her X-rays and I sent her a picture of it while she drove to the vets. Never been off since
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:
👍 genius!You should steal her ring so she feels bad then she can't be mad. Boom
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I'd be supremely pissed.almost two years ago I gave this ring I'd been wearing since I was 15 to my boyfriend because he asked if he could wear it. it only fit on his left ring finger. turns out he'd take it off to flirt with other women and he LOST it. I'd been wearing it over 13 years. he barely had it three weeks.
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originalbones wrote:
Good luck bones! Take a step back, try remember when you hear that something fall. If you stay calm and restep your day you'll find it.Hmm I wanna say that went better than I thought, but she had a look behind her eyes, made me poop a little. Ya it slipped off my finger, it's happened once already so she "kinda" understands. Still think it in the house somewhere, and apparently I get to look for it while she goes shopping with the girls today. FanFreakinTastic!!
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Alright married guys and gals I've been married since October so still all newly wed flowers and cutesy shit. When do you guys take off your rings? I mentioned how I take mine off at the gym the other day and the wife got offended. She wasn't "mad" but she was a little hurt. Me being a dumb ass didn't even clue into the fact that it may look like I'm trying to hit on chicks at the gym. I honestly never wore a ring before so I'm not used to getting sweat under there and it got itchy. So when do you guys take off your rings? For me it's
1) at the gym
2) when shaving because my left hand is my shaving cream hand
3)when handling raw meat (haha zing)Other then that it doesn't come off.
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mtorres wrote:
Mr.StOk3z🔫💉💣🚬 wrote:
Check the couch and drains or maybe ur wife has it and waiting for u 2 admit u losing it my gurlfriend tryed cutting my dick off when i lost are promise ring lol
My wife took hers off to put lotion on one day I grabbed and hid it for 2 days she thought our puppy ate it and made the vet appointments to get her X-rays and I sent her a picture of it while she drove to the vets. Never had sex since
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FOUND IT!!! Tore thehouse apart and found it in a area I searched 3 times. It was stuck in between 2 picture frames we haven't hung yet. The wifes quote " you just saved your own life!" Noone is more happier than my credit card, it never would have been the same!lol
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Whew! I bet that thing isn't coming off for a while, huh? I only take mine off when I'm playing sports or taking a shower. But even then, I'll tie it on my shoelaces or clip it to my keys so it's not loose.
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