What would u do if u won the lottery?

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Ska Ranger Feb 27, 2011

Build my dream bobber and spend a few years on the road in the states.
 mama tek Feb 27, 2011

I'd buy a plane ticket to hong kong. stick my pussies in momo's fach and make her lick it off like it's punishment.
krazijay Feb 27, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
I'd buy a plane ticket to hong kong. stick my pussies in momo's fach and make her lick it off like it's punishment.

Mama....dang..?? U brighten up my day,hehe
MᎧJᎧ Feb 28, 2011

I would throw every electronic device that I own into my pool.
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

Depends on how much I won. But if I won enough to do whatever I want for as long as I want then;

Invest a lot.
Shopping spree.
Go to every single country in the world.
Buy property along my travels.
Buy a remote piece of land that you have to fly to, in the mountains, on the edge of a lake, and turn it into an artists retreat, where all types of artists come to create. Setup a fund to pay for the artists, that I, and trusted fellow artists deem worthy, to come to my retreat all expenses paid.
Brown🎵Note Feb 28, 2011

If I had all the money I could eat, I'd hire a live-in shrink to deal with my depression, a live-in masseuse to deal with my depression, a live-in chef to deal with my depression, and buy a camera.

Having all the money you could ever use is very depressing. It takes all the challenge out of life.
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

Brown Note 😻🌺🌈 wrote:
Having all the money you could ever use is very depressing. It takes all the challenge out of life.

My idea of fun isn't working my ass off to obtain something with fictitious value like money. It's doing what I think is fun. And for the most part being surrounded by friends is what is fun. Now if you could take your best friends anywhere in the world and do anything you want with them you are telling me that would be depressing? People get depressed when they have money not because they have money but because they think money is everything. Once you have what you believe to be everything then ya, game over, can we get more levels please?
I love my job and wouldn't quit what I do, I would just have tons of cash and still do what I do.
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

I think hiring all those people to do everything for you is what would be depressing. I'd hire a chef but not to cook for me, to teach me how to cook because it is something I enjoy. I wouldn't hire people to live my life for me.
Except a maid every couple weeks cuz I hate cleaning. I'd still do my own laundry though.
Brown🎵Note Feb 28, 2011

Well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man.

I'm not normal and healthy like you think you are.
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

Brown Note 😻🌺🌈 wrote:
Well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man.

I'm not normal and healthy like you think you are.

I don't think I'm normal or healthy, I think I'm rather fucked up, I have issues just like everyone but when it comes to challenges in life I set my own standards. Obtaining more money then I have now would be very easy. I could go become a rig pig and make 10 times what I do now but I don't for a reason. Making that much money doing something I would find incredibly boring would be depressing.
If you won the lottery would you stop being a nurse and helping people? Or would you continue because it is something that at the end of the day you can feel good about?
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

Oh wait that was bugsy that is a nurse not you
BRITFURY™ Feb 28, 2011

I'd be travelling the world with my closest and dearest that's for damn sure!
Brown🎵Note Feb 28, 2011

When life ceases to be a struggle, when I don't have to do anything, I'm afraid I will go down fast. That's just the way I am.
Kearn Feb 28, 2011

first id take all my mates out on the week (screw weekends when your a millionaire! everydays a weekend!) of their lifes!, then get myself a medium apartment, loads of people i know always say they want a huge place to live in...that just sounds pointless i dont have or need enough stuff to fill a huge place lol! buy some nice clothes, get a home cinema system...i dont drive... hate heights so no cars or planes lol! limos all the way haha! and just save the rest for my kids of the future :) or for charity if i never have kids :)
TheEnabler Feb 28, 2011

Paying others to do things frees up time for CREATION. laundry and everyday activities are fine but with the power of money you can become something beyond everyday life and the world needs leadership so no more denial of responsibility it's time to GO HARD
TheEnabler Feb 28, 2011

As for me my goal in this imaginary scenario has been and will likely always be to become the most dangerous man the world has ever known. A threat to all convention, an enemy of all in power, and destructor of fear and complacency in the hearts of men.
Step it up motherfuckers lol
krazijay Feb 28, 2011

Brown Note 😻🌺🌈 wrote:
If I had all the money I could eat, I'd hire a live-in shrink to deal with my depression, a live-in masseuse to deal with my depression, a live-in chef to deal with my depression, and buy a camera.

Having all the money you could ever use is very depressing. It takes all the challenge out of life.

Very good brown ,these awnsers I like a lot,
krazijay Feb 28, 2011

But also brown ,in th same token couldn't all the money u can eat be the beginning of new challenges? If u can adapt and thrive in a world thy is driven my money,then surely to attain enough money for a lifetime or 2 ,would only bring a man of that nature more challenges? Not being sarcastic just asking!
Big Iron ☣ Buck Feb 28, 2011

I would buy as many Henchmen that would allow and Cap every Mother F'er that every capped me
Fluke Feb 28, 2011

BigBK wrote:
Jr Father wrote:
Buy shares off nick ;)

I read this fast ad thought it said "buy sharks...". Now I totally wanna buy sharks when I win the lotto. Big ones
Me too! Like the ones the bad guys have in a tank below their HQ! 🐡 (👈sorry for the fish, but it's the closest thing I could find representing a shark)
krazijay Feb 28, 2011

Pigs are good for certain uses also . Piranhas also would seem appealing, but every evil genius Bent on destruction and world domination needs a black cat ,something sinister about petting a black cat whilst planning evilness, and a pinky ring gotta have the pinky ring,lol
YungBez Feb 28, 2011

krissharm wrote:
krazijay wrote:
RetardedNinja wrote:
Build my own indoor skydiving centre

An indoor sky diving center?? Hmmm is someone taking the Michael?
Google skydiving Milton Keynes my friend no joke
I went there last week ,and i'm flying again this weekend :) my best friend is the 7th best in england at it. Hes going to enter the world championships next year :D
Don Igor Feb 28, 2011

I would do the following:
Set my parents and sister up I.e pay off their mortgages, make sure they have no money worries
Buy a few houses
By a coffee shop in Amsterdam but make it members only and look like a bar in Mayfair... The girls would come round with the different types of weed (like the steak gets shown in ramseys) and it was all included in the membership.
Buy a 6 bed house and let all my friends live their (kinda like entourage)..
Go to Vegas and get everything comped.
Go see all wonders of the world
Invest in wind turbines
Buy everyone on my facebook a new iPhone.
Buy each of my best friends a nice car (if they don't have one)

Or

Buy Shaggly and Brits iPods from them and make them watch while I hit the reset button. I'd then put a "you got served" sticker on the glass front and hand it back.
O-Dogg Feb 28, 2011

nalafira wrote:
better drugs

👎. Just more weed..
I'd live like I didn't, help a few people out, move my asshole family members to the middle of nowhere, invest, invest, invest! Money don't last forever!
Noghri_ViR Feb 28, 2011

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Shurtugal Feb 28, 2011

I herd somewhere that the whole world is worth about £3trillion, how many times would I need to win the lottery? Anyway I'd buy a chunk of Madagascar if I won
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Feb 28, 2011

Noghri_ViR wrote:
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

love it
Pablo™ Feb 28, 2011

Take a great big shit on my bosses desk and tell him to shove his job
krazijay Feb 28, 2011

Jon Gotti wrote:
Take a great big shit on my bosses desk and tell him to shove his job

Yes this is definitely one of my favs so far lol
Add: KOZY Feb 28, 2011

Amber Dragon wrote:
I herd somewhere that the whole world is worth about £3trillion, how many times would I need to win the lottery? Anyway I'd buy a chunk of Madagascar if I won

Nope, not even close. That's about how much US money there is in M2. A rough estimate of global currency is around $46.5 trillion.

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