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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Feb 22, 2011

My wife said, "I hate it when you alienate me in front of your mates."I replied, "But it's true, you have got a fanny like Predator's face."
Nicks a cunt Feb 22, 2011

Lol nice joke
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Feb 22, 2011

Two women talking.'Do you look at your husbands face during sex?' 'I did once but he looked really angry.' 'Why angry?' 'Because he was watching through the window.'
Primo Loco Feb 22, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Two women talking.'Do you look at your husbands face during sex?' 'I did once but he looked really angry.' 'Why angry?' 'Because he was watching through the window.'

DAM!!! lol KillDaBitch 😜
Nicks a cunt Feb 22, 2011

Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.
III TROJAN III Feb 22, 2011

🇬🇧Gogo Yubari🇬🇧 wrote:
Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

Lol
 mama tek Feb 22, 2011

🇬🇧Gogo Yubari🇬🇧 wrote:
Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

that was the best thing you've ever put on the forums.
Gungrave☣96 Feb 22, 2011

🇬🇧Gogo Yubari🇬🇧 wrote:
Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

Too funny😝
Don Igor Feb 22, 2011

🇬🇧Gogo Yubari🇬🇧 wrote:
Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

That has just been passed round my office. Brilliant
Nicks a cunt Feb 22, 2011

Rolled a joint with a page from the Qu'ran yesterday, wow did I get stoned!
lu4 killa Feb 22, 2011

Gungrave96 wrote:
🇬🇧Gogo Yubari🇬🇧 wrote:
Earlier on I went to Game to buy the latest Grand Theft Auto. The sales girl didnt know what it was so I tried to explain, "Its about a black guy who crashes his car, sleeps with prostitutes and attacks people with a golf club." She came back with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.

Too funny😝
Shurtugal Feb 22, 2011

Two women walked into a building the other day, you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.