Bow and Worship me!
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I have looked upon the lawlessness of turf wars, and it is time to bring new order. Thus, I have no choice but to declare myself emperor of TW. Join me and serve me in the rise of the Zanderaw empire!
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How about some cement shoes?
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Shoes cannot stop the rise of the empire. Join me turfwarrior, and soon the world will bow at our feet!
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Cough cough tosser cough...
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Slugboy, you will regret your words when I arrive at your doorstep.
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go find king kelder and have yourselves a mutual masturbation party.
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The emperor is not pleasedwith your insolence, mama tek.
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
How about some cement bricks instead?How about some cement shoes?
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VADAN wrote:
I find your sense of humor amusing. Perhaps you will be spared.Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
How about some cement bricks instead?How about some cement shoes?
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What a monumental D bag. You and your 1500 mob are terribly intimidating. Let me know when your nuts drop little kid
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Bonez Bedlam wrote:
Perhaps instead of insulting your future master, you should join him.What a monumental D bag. You and your 1500 mob are terribly intimidating. Let me know when your nuts drop little kid
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VADAN wrote:
Maybe the third times the charm! Is there anyone close enough to him to cap a few of his turfs & shut him up?Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
How about some cement bricks instead?How about some cement shoes?
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Update: I have started a new religion-the church of TW. I am the supreme god and cannot be questioned. This accounts for the "worship" part of the title.
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Sabasaul wrote:
Those that are close do not dare to attack me, lest they incur my wrath.VADAN wrote:
Maybe the third times the charm! Is there anyone close enough to him to cap a few of his turfs & shut him up?Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
How about some cement bricks instead?How about some cement shoes?
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I will be gone for the next couple hours. I might check in occasionally. Don't forget to worship!
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Secular humanists! I call opon you! Rise up and destroy this false god of pretension lest he deceive the gullible masses into the lie of wrongful worship!
Destroy the mortal!!
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Lmao if turf warrior joined you he'll help you take over then decapitate you and claim everythin for himself 😏
come to Cali if you really want to rule. Most of the strongest are here. Try to make them do ur bidding. If you can that is >:) -
Btw everyone bows down to ME here. So to make a new empire u have to over throw the old one >:) think u can hang?
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
lmaogo find king kelder and have yourselves a mutual masturbation party.
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Weren't you capo of El Toro when you started this rant? Did I miss something?
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Suck my plums
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Seems u are in Cali >:) time to put a slave in thier place -grabs whip-
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
lmaoI thought Fool's Day was April 1. Looks like it arrived early this year👊❕👍
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I love you mama tek. Haha!go find king kelder and have yourselves a mutual masturbation party.
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Zanderaw wrote:
when you speak in third person I'm fairly certain you and kelder are touching tips.The emperor is not pleasedwith your insolence, mama tek.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
lmaoZanderaw wrote:
when you speak in third person I'm fairly certain you and kelder are touching tips.The emperor is not pleasedwith your insolence, mama tek.
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Let's all take turns destroying his turf now.
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yes let's! mama t shall enjoy thrusting her pussies upon him.
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that Cuntbox is hiding in Cali.
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I'm on it mama >:) I'm going to enjoy this. THE ASSASIN IS HERE! hahahaha
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Already started on moneymoneymoney.
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