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Britfury releases Newcastle from oppresion

• The Rhino Feb 19, 2011

  Twfc have been so convincing
  It seems I'm in the wrong alliance!

  Where is that TWFC application checklist?

  Ahh here it is.
  Let me see now.

  TWFC application checlist👊

  ❎Threatening note from existing TWFC member
  ❎Noseybonk pyjamas
  ❎Balaclava made from a womb.
  ❎bag of dead kittens
  ❎20 pieces of silver
  ❎Handbooks : The junior guide to insulting people; Achieving Self delusion a beginners guide; How to clean monkey faeces stains.
  ❎£25 for Brits don points
  ❎10pairs of huggies pull ups. (for when DBR raid)
  ❎The greatest hits of chris de burgh.

  Hmmm on second thoughts....
• Don Igor Feb 19, 2011

  R, you forgot to mention that applicants must be on the dole so can attack from the hours of 2-6am.
  There are perks to joining twfc. When entering you get offered a luxury bright red magical bmx.
• Arthur Fancy Feb 19, 2011

  Noseybonk pyjamas 🐒👈. Honk honk
• ★PIXΣL βUG★ Feb 19, 2011

  Jay Bee wrote:

  Noseybonk pyjamas 🐒👈. Honk honk
  

  Lol@ noseybonk pyjamas 🐨👈
• Arch Stanton Feb 19, 2011

  Noseybonk pyjamas!!
  Love it !!
  👃👈📢
• mr joble Feb 19, 2011

  The Rhino wrote:

  Twfc have been so convincing
  It seems I'm in the wrong alliance!

  Where is that TWFC application checklist?

  Ahh here it is.
  Let me see now.

  TWFC application checlist👊

  ❎Threatening note from existing TWFC member
  ❎Noseybonk pyjamas
  ❎Balaclava made from a womb.
  ❎bag of dead kittens
  ❎20 pieces of silver
  ❎Handbooks : The junior guide to insulting people; Achieving Self delusion a beginners guide; How to clean monkey faeces stains.
  ❎£25 for Brits don points
  ❎10pairs of huggies pull ups. (for when DBR raid)
  ❎The greatest hits of chris de burgh.

  Hmmm on second thoughts....
  

  Pmsl that is very funny but very far from the truth rhino !!!!
• Arthur Fancy Feb 19, 2011

  mr joble wrote:

  The Rhino wrote:

  Twfc have been so convincing
  It seems I'm in the wrong alliance!

  Where is that TWFC application checklist?

  Ahh here it is.
  Let me see now.

  TWFC application checlist👊

  ❎Threatening note from existing TWFC member
  ❎Noseybonk pyjamas
  ❎Balaclava made from a womb.
  ❎bag of dead kittens
  ❎20 pieces of silver
  ❎Handbooks : The junior guide to insulting people; Achieving Self delusion a beginners guide; How to clean monkey faeces stains.
  ❎£25 for Brits don points
  ❎10pairs of huggies pull ups. (for when DBR raid)
  ❎The greatest hits of chris de burgh.

  Hmmm on second thoughts....
  

  Pmsl that is very funny but very far from the truth rhino !!!!

  As long as one have the noseybonk pyjamas doubt any of the others matter. 🐒👈
• randombloke Feb 19, 2011

  DBR application checklist.

  ❎ The idiot's guide to inbreeding.
  ❎ First dole cheque of every month goes to Joe so he can hench up.
  ❎ Throw away your dictionaries and forget how to spell.
  ❎ Learn to tear down turf.
  ❎ Publicly post that JayBee is actually a good player.
  ❎ Easy anal access pyjamas for DBR soirée's.
  ❎ I large tub of Vaseline for lube when TWFC get smashing.
  ❎ Delusions of grandeur.
  ❎ A Napoleon Bonaparte fancy dress kit. Complete with easy access to anal areas (see above).
  ❎ 1 pram filled with toys to throw out said pram.
  ❎ Feedback templates to nick of the "waaaaaaah!" variety extolling how TWFC are cheats and so on.
  ❎ Lastly and most importantly, just be a miserable c***.
• DARTH RAZOR Feb 19, 2011

  Don taylor wrote:

  VANDALIZM wrote:

  Don Taylor you always had the bigger mob round our way before the rest of theM turned up! U thought u were king tut rulin the roost cappin all the smaller players! It was like il take ten turf off you here n there just to get capo, what a load of bull, use always been a bully
  

  When you talk sense then come on and preach. I must have hundreds of messages from all the smaller players asking for my help and i always did. You only have a gripe cos I wouldnt let you and your pikey cronies cap the smaller players. At one point your pal Marc was messaging me asking if I would take on the mobs he NOW hides behind because he always came crying when he got capped.
  

  Taste my lapua Bonny tyler
• Don Igor Feb 19, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  DBR application checklist.

  ❎ The idiot's guide to inbreeding.
  ❎ First dole cheque of every month goes to Joe so he can hench up.
  ❎ Throw away your dictionaries and forget how to spell.
  ❎ Learn to tear down turf.
  ❎ Publicly post that JayBee is actually a good player.
  ❎ Easy anal access pyjamas for DBR soirée's.
  ❎ I large tub of Vaseline for lube when TWFC get smashing.
  ❎ Delusions of grandeur.
  ❎ A Napoleon Bonaparte fancy dress kit. Complete with easy access to anal areas (see above).
  ❎ 1 pram filled with toys to throw out said pram.
  ❎ Feedback templates to nick of the "waaaaaaah!" variety extolling how TWFC are cheats and so on.
  ❎ Lastly and most importantly, just be a miserable c***.
  

  And how many twfc members have been banned???
• randombloke Feb 19, 2011

  AmNeZ wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  DBR application checklist.

  ❎ The idiot's guide to inbreeding.
  ❎ First dole cheque of every month goes to Joe so he can hench up.
  ❎ Throw away your dictionaries and forget how to spell.
  ❎ Learn to tear down turf.
  ❎ Publicly post that JayBee is actually a good player.
  ❎ Easy anal access pyjamas for DBR soirée's.
  ❎ I large tub of Vaseline for lube when TWFC get smashing.
  ❎ Delusions of grandeur.
  ❎ A Napoleon Bonaparte fancy dress kit. Complete with easy access to anal areas (see above).
  ❎ 1 pram filled with toys to throw out said pram.
  ❎ Feedback templates to nick of the "waaaaaaah!" variety extolling how TWFC are cheats and so on.
  ❎ Lastly and most importantly, just be a miserable c***.
  

  And how many twfc members have been banned???

  Don't know. Don't care. Use some deodorant ArmPitZ.
• fydge Feb 19, 2011

  Good job capping the locals 👎
• mr joble Feb 20, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  DBR application checklist.

  ❎ The idiot's guide to inbreeding.
  ❎ First dole cheque of every month goes to Joe so he can hench up.
  ❎ Throw away your dictionaries and forget how to spell.
  ❎ Learn to tear down turf.
  ❎ Publicly post that JayBee is actually a good player.
  ❎ Easy anal access pyjamas for DBR soirée's.
  ❎ I large tub of Vaseline for lube when TWFC get smashing.
  ❎ Delusions of grandeur.
  ❎ A Napoleon Bonaparte fancy dress kit. Complete with easy access to anal areas (see above).
  ❎ 1 pram filled with toys to throw out said pram.
  ❎ Feedback templates to nick of the "waaaaaaah!" variety extolling how TWFC are cheats and so on.
  ❎ Lastly and most importantly, just be a miserable c***.
  

  PMSL I think the last point is the most relevant with a couple of exceptions lol
• Mr Big Cat Feb 20, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  DBR application checklist.

  ❎ The idiot's guide to inbreeding.
  ❎ First dole cheque of every month goes to Joe so he can hench up.
  ❎ Throw away your dictionaries and forget how to spell.
  ❎ Learn to tear down turf.
  ❎ Publicly post that JayBee is actually a good player.
  ❎ Easy anal access pyjamas for DBR soirée's.
  ❎ I large tub of Vaseline for lube when TWFC get smashing.
  ❎ Delusions of grandeur.
  ❎ A Napoleon Bonaparte fancy dress kit. Complete with easy access to anal areas (see above).
  ❎ 1 pram filled with toys to throw out said pram.
  ❎ Feedback templates to nick of the "waaaaaaah!" variety extolling how TWFC are cheats and so on.
  ❎ Lastly and most importantly, just be a miserable c***.
  

  God damn u RB, god damn u to hell ...

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