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the doctor told my wife she was never allowed to touch anything alcoholic againthe bitch divorced me.
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My parents caught me wanking and told me off yesterday.Apparently, it's bad table manners.
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I'm going to propose to my girlfriend tomorrow night.Propose she gives me a blow job.
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It's time for that depressing day again where I sit in the dark alone crying and masturbating myself to sleep.I hate Mondays.
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Hahaha
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krissharm wrote:
I like that one :)It's time for that depressing day again where I sit in the dark alone crying and masturbating myself to sleep.I hate Mondays.
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I'm not racist, I have a colour TV
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My mate said, "What's up with you?"I said, "I came home on my lunch break to find my wife in bed with another man"He said, "That's terrible".I said, "I know. I had to make my own lunch"
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krissharm wrote:
LOLI'm not racist, I have a colour TV
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krissharm wrote:
LooOoooL , I can see it nowthe doctor told my wife she was never allowed to touch anything alcoholic againthe bitch divorced me.
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krissharm wrote:
Hahaha this reminds menof crasterbating...crying while masturbatingIt's time for that depressing day again where I sit in the dark alone crying and masturbating myself to sleep.I hate Mondays.
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krissharm wrote:
😺My mate said, "What's up with you?"I said, "I came home on my lunch break to find my wife in bed with another man"He said, "That's terrible".I said, "I know. I had to make my own lunch"
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krissharm wrote:
LOL.My mate said, "What's up with you?"I said, "I came home on my lunch break to find my wife in bed with another man"He said, "That's terrible".I said, "I know. I had to make my own lunch"
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Gave my wife a really nice Valentines present. Sent her to a spa for the day, where she had a massage, went to the sauna, had a mud mask, nails done, legs waxed, the works.
While I fucked her sister.
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Religion is like a Penis, it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, But please don't whip it out in public.Or start waving it around..Or try to shove it down a kids throat.
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krissharm wrote:
so true. SO trueReligion is like a Penis, it's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, But please don't whip it out in public.Or start waving it around..Or try to shove it down a kids throat.
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krissharm wrote:
Lol you sir are a great man.My mate said, "What's up with you?"I said, "I came home on my lunch break to find my wife in bed with another man"He said, "That's terrible".I said, "I know. I had to make my own lunch"
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krissharm wrote:
This one was the best hahaha! I laughed hella hard.Gave my wife a really nice Valentines present. Sent her to a spa for the day, where she had a massage, went to the sauna, had a mud mask, nails done, legs waxed, the works.
While I fucked her sister.
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A policeman with a sniffer dog came up to me the other day & said, "my dog tells me you're on drugs"."Bollocks" I replied, "you're the one with the talking dog".
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Did you know theres a Barcode at the base of a Condom?No?... Oh, I suppose you've never rolled one down that far.
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what's black blue and doesn't like sex........ the wee boy in my car boot
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when a was twelve my dad caught me smoking he pulled out a big cigar and made me suck his cock
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a pedo and a kid in the woods at night kid turns to the pedo and says I don't like it here its dark and scary the pedo says how do you think a feel a got to walk home my self
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sickipedia you got to luv it
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?Because he got hit by a bus.
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BigBK wrote:
while using your own tears for lubrication.krissharm wrote:
Hahaha this reminds menof crasterbating...crying while masturbatingIt's time for that depressing day again where I sit in the dark alone crying and masturbating myself to sleep.I hate Mondays.
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