Joke of the day!
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Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.
I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says
"Remember, you have a wife."
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Lol.
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*Sickapedia joke*^^^
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Sickapedia lol I love it
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๐ฌ๐งGogo Yubari๐ฌ๐ง wrote:
Awesome app makes me laugh 100% of the time :DSickapedia lol I love it
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I wasn't taking credit for it by the way! I'm far to stupid! Sickipedia is defiantly the best app ever!
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime. They got behind a very fat business woman who had a pager with her.After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,"Wow,Shes fat!"The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced;"Her bum is this wide!"The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"The little boy yelled out, "Run for your fucking life,she's reversing!"
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krissharm wrote:
Lol that's the joke of the dayA mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime. They got behind a very fat business woman who had a pager with her.After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,"Wow,Shes fat!"The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced;"Her bum is this wide!"The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"The little boy yelled out, "Run for your fucking life,she's reversing!"
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I was invited to a party the other day. On the invite it said, "Look Smart". I turned up in a lab coat holding a test tube.
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krissharm wrote:
LSHMSFOAIDMTA mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime. They got behind a very fat business woman who had a pager with her.After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,"Wow,Shes fat!"The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced;"Her bum is this wide!"The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"The little boy yelled out, "Run for your fucking life,she's reversing!"
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The Superbowl -
Hours of adverts and concerts interrupted by a load of fat blokes playing British Bulldogs.
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Lefthook23 wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐The Superbowl -
Hours of adverts and concerts interrupted by a load of fat blokes playing British Bulldogs.
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Snooker champion has been having problems "performing with wife" ,comes back after week long tour, wife say's "baby I been reading that we should try spice our sex life up", to which his wife goes upstairs and slips into something "nice" ,she struts in the room with her new found sexual prowess ,and bends over the dresser. The husband takes a distant stance and long pause,to which the wife replies "what's wrong do I no turn you on anymore?" the man "in deep thought" looks up and says "off course you do my dear, I was just wondering whether to take the "easy pink" or the tight "brown".
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