Confucious once said......

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Blackbeard Mar 3, 2010

.....man with hands in pocket feels cocky.

.....man who walks sideways is going to Bengcock

....man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
BellaItaliana Mar 3, 2010

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
OWNAGE Mar 3, 2010

He who has ichy bum...has smelly fingers
T Bock Mar 3, 2010

He said hello before too I bet, well whatever a formal greeting back then was. But he said it!!
bennington Mar 3, 2010

Woman who cook and pee in same pot is unhygienic.
bennington Mar 3, 2010

Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!
Scroobius Pip Mar 3, 2010

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
Don Jasperoni Mar 3, 2010

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
phailthequail Mar 4, 2010

The_Witch_King wrote:
.....man with hands in pocket feels cocky.

.....man who walks sideways is going to Bengcock

....man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

it's man who walk sideways with ERECTION is going to Bangkok.
Enforcer3306 Mar 4, 2010

bennington wrote:
Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!

lolz
LilB Mar 4, 2010

How many of these are out there? Hahaha
darkwidow Mar 4, 2010

Confucious say man who lose key to womans apartment get no nookie
Add YouTube Mar 5, 2010

bennington wrote:
Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!

that's the one!!!! Pmsl
Mr.Millionare Mar 5, 2010

I don't get y ur talkin bout him no offense
☞ ℳㄢ☣ㄉǿㄉǤ❸☜ Mar 5, 2010

bennington wrote:
Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!

Lol 1 of my favourite sayings
Milde Mar 5, 2010

Mr.Millionare wrote:
I don't get y ur talkin bout him no offense

You must be really confuced!
Milde Mar 5, 2010

Sorry I apologise for that.
BellaItaliana Mar 5, 2010

Milde wrote:
Sorry I apologise for that.

I thought it was kinda funny.
Howard Mar 7, 2010

bennington wrote:
Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you judge them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!

that is the best one
Dex Mar 7, 2010

OWNAGE wrote:
He who has ichy bum...has smelly fingers

ur supposed to say:
man who go to bed wiff itchy butt wake up wiff smerry fingers.
!! 从ㄠ七丹 !! Mar 7, 2010

Crackhead with turfwars needs no drugs.
BADͣFͩIͩSH Mar 7, 2010

Milde wrote:
Mr.Millionare wrote:
I don't get y ur talkin bout him no offense

You must be really confuced!
lmao took me a sec to get that.
Tyrant Mar 7, 2010

Confucious wrote:
Turf wars is amazing , Tyrant rules.
Pizyco Mar 8, 2010

Man who chases two rabbits catches none, yo.

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