Football Chants!! 📣📣
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And I mean football not American football where they wear pads to play rugby!
My favourite chant of all time is this one about park ji sun sung to the lord of the dance tune.....
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!Add yours!!
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Haha that's he first time I heard that but I like it.
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I'm a Liverpool fan but this always makes me laugh.
He's half a boy and half a girl
TORRES,TORRES!
He looks like a transvestite,
TORRES,TORRES!
He wears a frock,he loves his c*ck,
He sells his a*se at the Albert Dock,
FERNANDO TORRES,CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE!
NANANANANANANANA TORRES TORRES!
NANANANANANANANA TORRES TORRES! -
Oh and the any carrol song is genius.
when a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore
Andy Carroll
when you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace
Andy Carroll
when your car's set on fire, called a knob and a liar
Andy Carroll
when you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail
Andy Carroll -
Turf police wrote:
I love that one it's pure class🚀🚀🚀🚀Oh and the any carrol song is genius.
when a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore
Andy Carroll
when you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace
Andy Carroll
when your car's set on fire, called a knob and a liar
Andy Carroll
when you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail
Andy Carroll -
Punches girls,in the eye,got caught now he's doing time,they split his ring,in d-wing,theyre all bumming marlon king!
From Russell howards good news when marlon king got done for punching that girl -
Add Britfury wrote:
😝 simply class!And I mean football not American football where they wear pads to play rugby!
My favourite chant of all time is this one about park ji sun sung to the lord of the dance tune.....
Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!Add yours!!
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gary neville shags his mother and his sister and his brother all the neville's shag each other dirty manc bastards
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Sol Sol wherever you may be
You're on the edge of lunacy
And we won't give a fuck til....I think I'll stop there
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He commmmess from Serbia, he'll fuuckinn murder ya, nermanja vidic
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Steve gerrard, gerrard,
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Bricka bracka firecracka sis boom bah! Soccer sucks soccer sucks! Rah Rah Rah!!
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Whatever will be will, he kisses the badge on his chest, then puts in his transfer request, steve gerrard
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Ian Wright Wright wright 👟⚽
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Cheer up Tony Adams
Oh what can it mean
To a pissed up donkey
In a shit football team
Snort up Paul Merson
Oh what can it mean
To a cocaine dealer
In a shit football team
Fuck off ArseneWenger
Oh what can it mean
To a French homosexual
In a shit football team -
See you tomorrow Brit kick the fuck out of your foreign pussies
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If I had the wings of an eagle, and the dirty black ass of a crow, I'd fly over burnley tomorrow, and shit on the bastards below below, shiiiit on, shiiiit on, shit on the bastards below.... What do we think of burnley? SHIT! What do we think of shit? Burnley bastards twats and cunts, fannnyyssssss! Ooooooooooooh we hate burnley we hate burnley, we hate burnley we hate burnley, we hate burnley we hate burnley, we are the burnley, haters
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You like Burnley then
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Silent Joe wrote:
Of courseYou like Burnley then
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Silent Joe wrote:
Arsenal fan?Cheer up Tony Adams
Oh what can it mean
To a pissed up donkey
In a shit football team
Snort up Paul Merson
Oh what can it mean
To a cocaine dealer
In a shit football team
Fuck off ArseneWenger
Oh what can it mean
To a French homosexual
In a shit football team -
She said no marlon,
She said no marlon,
MaarrrlllooonnAimed at marlon king, rejected by the girl he punched in a club
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To the tune of that Artful Dodger and Craid David Rewind song: Van Per Sie... When the girl says no... Molest her!!
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Not a footy chant, a but footy related... Google image search Eorl Crabtree:
"Fat Robbie Savage,
you're just a fat Robbie Savage,
you're just a fat Robbie Saaaavage!" -
Dirtbox Pete wrote:
Awesome! I'm usin that on my gooner mate in work tomoz!To the tune of that Artful Dodger and Craid David Rewind song: Van Per Sie... When the girl says no... Molest her!!
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Silent Joe wrote:
We will see! If we play like we did against Ipswich we may as well give u a bye to the next round!See you tomorrow Brit kick the fuck out of your foreign pussies
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Turf police wrote:
Always the Geordie boys!!!Oh and the any carrol song is genius.
when a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore
Andy Carroll
when you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace
Andy Carroll
when your car's set on fire, called a knob and a liar
Andy Carroll
when you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail
Andy Carroll -
Big Iron Buck wrote:
WTF this is from a nation who adds the world to there national sports and thing that means there the best at a sport that the world don't give fuck about. how about inventing your own sport from scratch instead of copying and changing slightly a 🇬🇧 sport because your shit at the original . Americans= shit at real sport🇬🇧 god save the queen🇬🇧You Brits love your soccer teams
alot of teams
seems like you have more teams than you do citizens
200 million population..
400 million teams
must be tuff to follow -
Oh it's football not the s word we invented it we choose the name. Another thing u try to copy and changed and are really shit at
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This is some funny shit, always wondered what some of the chants were when watching a soccer (football) game. American football is pretty sweet when u understand an in shape 300+ pounder would kill u if u didn't have pads on!
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originalbones wrote:
Trust me some of the guys are very very big and very very fit and 5ft 6 guys take hits no padsThis is some funny shit, always wondered what some of the chants were when watching a soccer (football) game. American football is pretty sweet when u understand an in shape 300+ pounder would kill u if u didn't have pads on!
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whenever I hear seven nation army, I still hear Ja-vi-er Ma-scher-a-no.
but then again, what do I know. I'm just a dumb yank who enjoys fútbol and feetball americano alike.
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