Professional Basketball REVOLUTION!! There is a way to compete!

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👿Belial Jan 17, 2011

Well less competing and mire bringing them down to our level. Take me I'm only 5-9. There's no way I'll ever catch up in height. But we domt need to. If every basketball player was amputated at the knees it would be very easy to compete at the same level they do
Undercover Jan 17, 2011

Good point...let's do it!
David Kruegar Jan 17, 2011

Yeah! Stupid basketball players working hard to make something of themselves and then walking around all tall and mighty! How dare they!
slugboy Jan 17, 2011

+100000000
Vadan™ v2.0 Jan 17, 2011

There should be a new rule for world cup football. When 2 teams play, he country with the smaller population should get a 5 goal head start. That way they have a better chance I'd winning.
Doc Xray Jan 17, 2011

Call in Dirty Deeds, Inc. They'll take care of that for you!
mikeysee Jan 17, 2011

While this idea is good belial, it could be better. What we should do is restrict all basketball players from doing anything that is not basketball, which could POSSIBLY make them better. For example:

we should abolish a basketball player's right to lift weights or to run as these are things which require EFFORT, and which make you better at basketball even though you aren't playing the game.

This would be justified by the fact that the above activities give an unfair advantage to the players who actually put in some effort, over the ones that, "dont have time"

thank you all for your time.
eviltink Jan 17, 2011

Short people, FTW!
🍀Mr Ikslopot Jan 17, 2011

Spud Webb.
🔥zUntamed🔥 Jan 17, 2011

Lol nice belial. I take it you're making a point?
∆Ƿɦɵɛƞıҳ∆ Jan 17, 2011

He's making fun of the take down high up mobsters thread