LEGIT:: the sentence story
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Here's how it works, each player gets one sentence per thread. This sentence cannot end the game (nukes,apocalypse,poisonous world ending gas, etc.) Please no inappropriate stuff we want it fun and not littered with gross or voulger things. If anything that ruins the game is posted just quote the previous legitimate thread and type ur sentence.
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I'll start, one day an 17 year oldcwas walking home from school.
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She went by a bush and screamed when she saw her boyfriend cheating on her
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With a dog Hilary Clinton.
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A dog Hilary Clinton? Anyway. Then a man ran across the street naked with a monkey chasing after him with blood all over his fur.
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"Ye gods," he said, "I haven't had acid this good since the time Shasta the lion escaped from the circus and the one-eyed juggler accosted the the mayors midwife."
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Then forum games were reused over and over again
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The monkey does a backflip out of the mans arms, lands on the ground, tilts it head up and says, "why do farts smell worse in water?"
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Blind Luck, it's Saturday night and I worked a 16 HR shift. This is the first opportunity all month I had to say midwife and acid in the same sentence...humor me here.
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Rckningday wrote:
Lol ❤❤😉Blind Luck, it's Saturday night and I worked a 16 HR shift. This is the first opportunity all month I had to say midwife and acid in the same sentence...humor me here.
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She answered "because they are more concentrated to swim to you"
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Then the monkey ripped off the girls face and they went on opra?
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Where a assassin killed him and
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A special team of military surgergeon rebuilt him with
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A microscope and two rocks and some marijuana
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They decided to call him skunky monkey his special powers were
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transformation and summoning Larry King out of thin air.
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But Larry king was already dead
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This was a problem.
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Peepers wrote:
So they had to employ Frankenstein to make s new larry king out of spare body parts from inactive users.This was a problem.
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But they made a telling mistake while larking around
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They used both female and male parts so now lary king is a man woman
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Driven mad with an identity crisis, Larry King began plotting a world takeover using an army of…
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rodents from a toxic waste plant...
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that were planning on destroying the human race and failed after many attempts...
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But then a hero came to save mankind, he was brave, he was tough, he was fantastic but he was stupid!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
And he loooved lines. So therefore, he called himself LINE MAN!But then a hero came to save mankind, he was brave, he was tough, he was fantastic but he was stupid!
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He went around hovering up every line of coke in the world till he was so wrecked he......
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pooped on your moms face
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Oblisk wrote:
He then looked for the poster above a found him licking the windows of the happy bus after see that sad twat he went to look for.....pooped on your moms face
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Once he regained control of his line situation he then preceded to kick some serious blind faith butt. All the while dropping deep scientific and rational knowledge on the bad guys!
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