American Balls are Bigger

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Big Iron ☣ Buck Jan 9, 2011

Basketballs are big (American)
soccer balls are smaller (but nobody handles those balls better than you Brits)
American Footballs are big and more tricky to handle. Which makes them better.
Golfballs invented in the U.K. Are small tiny little balls...
So are tennis balls and cricket balls small balls.
We have big balls basketballs footballs volleyballs
dodgeballs are big balls we try to nail each other with
let's see you top that...
Big Iron ☣ Buck Jan 9, 2011

Can't forget the theatherBalls
balls attached to rope and fixed on a pole that we punch with our fist...until the balls are wraped around the pole...awesome fun by the way
who doesn't love punching balls?
ChainsawCharlie Jan 9, 2011

You need to be punched in the balls.
Great Game Dev Jan 9, 2011

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
You need to be punched in the balls.
randombloke Jan 9, 2011

You forgot the biggest ball of all. Beachball. You mate. Now get off the sofa and do something healthy.
Wicked☣Rebel Jan 9, 2011

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
You need to be punched in the balls.

👍
Grimjaow Jan 9, 2011

Are u serious? I thought the brits had no balls at all.
Nicks a cunt Jan 9, 2011

No true your women do have big balls 2
Grimjaow Jan 9, 2011

Sexygirl wrote:
No true your women do have big balls 2

This only accounts for the guys. But it's okay if u like woman that have balls.
Big Iron ☣ Buck Jan 9, 2011

At least they have all their teeth sexygirl...
Unlike British women
MR789 Jan 9, 2011

Grimjaow wrote:
Sexygirl wrote:
No true your women do have big balls 2

This only accounts for the guys. But it's okay if u like woman that have balls.
Lool
Nicks a cunt Jan 9, 2011

Big Iron Buck wrote:
At least they have all their teeth sexygirl...
Unlike British women

Depends if one of your loony nation has shot them in there face
Big Iron ☣ Buck Jan 9, 2011

Peace sexygirl... I'm secretly in love with British women
in fact I'd love to have a go at the Queen...
originalbones Jan 9, 2011

Canadian balls are even bigger, might have something to do with the "longer playing field!!" which equates to deeper "end zones!"
Jimmy Needles Jan 9, 2011

Sexygirl wrote:
Big Iron Buck wrote:
At least they have all their teeth sexygirl...
Unlike British women

Depends if one of your loony nation has shot them in there face
👍
Jimmy Needles Jan 9, 2011

Our rugby balls are loads bigger than those crappy American footballs!
killer 66 Jan 9, 2011

It dosent matter how big the balls are. Cricket balls are the hardest around. No-one wants to be smashed in the balls with one of those.
Big Iron ☣ Buck Jan 9, 2011

Rugby shorts reveal too much balls...
DJHAZZR Jan 9, 2011

killer 66 wrote:
It dosent matter how big the balls are. Cricket balls are the hardest around. No-one wants to be smashed in the balls with one of those.

My dad got hit in the face by one when he was a kid and he had to have major surgery on his nose coz it got so badly broken
✯฿₩L✯ Jan 9, 2011

Sexygirl wrote:
No true your women do have big balls 2

I picture u looking like Austin Powers with a wig 😜
Jimmy Needles Jan 9, 2011

killer 66 wrote:
It dosent matter how big the balls are. Cricket balls are the hardest around. No-one wants to be smashed in the balls with one of those.

Nah I've had a cricket ball in the nutsack, it's quite a unique pain in that it made my eyes roll back and it felt like I was going to cough up my love spuds!
Bang.  Jan 9, 2011

We made them zorb balls. (UK) the ones you stand in and run like a giant hamster ball.
Vorp Jan 9, 2011

Wats a ball?
Vadan™ v2.0 Jan 9, 2011

Great Game Dev wrote:
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
You need to be punched in the balls.
originalbones Jan 9, 2011

Bang. 👨🔫 wrote:
We made them zorb balls. (UK) the ones you stand in and run like a giant hamster ball.

Thought the Kiwis (New Zealand) invented those, u stealing their thunder?