Why are the English and America at war on TurfWars?
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Why are the English and the Americans fighting so much on the forums?
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Digital dick swingin! Kinda like team Hoody vs team Helmet but with mixed teams. Not sure how it works in game but RL "he who brags the most, has the least.".
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Uk loves America really. Just a battle of words. Uk hates the French tho. Damn White flag waving surrender monkeys!!
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Cos we r so much better than them of course!
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weebs wrote:
America loves the UK too and we hate the French too! Something in common after all.Uk loves America really. Just a battle of words. Uk hates the French tho. Damn White flag waving surrender monkeys!!
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Napolean syndrome is what they have...
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DoctorWho wrote:
Because: they CANWhy are the English and the Americans fighting so much on the forums?
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England my big brother...
But sometimes you need to kick your brother right in his balls afterwards I laugh about it -
There's alotta cranky people tha need an excuse to bitch...if it was uk only or USA only the same people would be cranky and bitching about something else. I love when people post stupid generalizations and swear and make fools out of themselves trying to say their country is better...you end up looking like an ignorant pos and make your own country look bad.
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BigBK wrote:
Don't think they make their countries look bad, but make other countries feel better. As they think "guess you can get a blowjob there too, thought we were the only ones with cocksuckers in it". Randombloke had a great idea but his thread got trashed when the jokes became serious, but it did sort out some intelligence levels based on some facts that were thrown under the bus:)There's alotta cranky people tha need an excuse to bitch...if it was uk only or USA only the same people would be cranky and bitching about something else. I love when people post stupid generalizations and swear and make fools out of themselves trying to say their country is better...you end up looking like an ignorant pos and make your own country look bad.
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Because it's fun.
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Zanderaw wrote:
Yea it's a game, talk shit and have funBecause it's fun.
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Big Teezy wrote:
Zanderaw wrote:
Yea it's a game, talk shit and have funBecause it's fun.
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No. It's the nuts kickin thing plus we have the NFL.
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
Yep. We all hate the french!weebs wrote:
America loves the UK too and we hate the French too! Something in common after all.Uk loves America really. Just a battle of words. Uk hates the French tho. Damn White flag waving surrender monkeys!!
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the Brits lost the war and appear to still be working through kubler-ross' five stages of grief.
it's all perfectly normal.
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I wonder if the Queens ever had her Salad tossed...
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It's hard to imagine the Queen having an Earth shattering orgasam... No it isn't......
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Big Iron Buck wrote:
LolIt's hard to imagine the Queen having an Earth shattering orgasam... No it isn't......
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weebs wrote:
So we agree then, that the French suck? This is a startUk loves America really. Just a battle of words. Uk hates the French tho. Damn White flag waving surrender monkeys!!
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Ya was wondering...can't we all come together on some common ground? There must be something, we in this place, could relate to...perhaps a game we all like? Let's all cap France. That'll make us feel better right?
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Yeah the suck bunch of backstabbing directed monkeys lol
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Tell me three famous French words...
I give up!
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England rule
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well, if you think about it Americans are British. They have English blood in them. We the French are just pussies. We wouldve owned them in 1066 if England wasn't under attack from Vikings AND frenchies. The Vikings attacked from the north, and we owned them. The French attacked from south, so we had to travel 300-400 miles on foot. In a week. We were tired and weakened by the previous battle, but we fought on and pushed the French back down the hill! But the an arrow got our king in the eye and he died. So the English were leaderless and therefore panicked. We fought long and hard, but they had cavalry so we all died and the French took over england. Luckily we revolted and they left
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Evil Joey wrote:
You were there?! 😱 What was it like?! Lolwell, if you think about it Americans are British. They have English blood in them. We the French are just pussies. We wouldve owned them in 1066 if England wasn't under attack from Vikings AND frenchies. The Vikings attacked from the north, and we owned them. The French attacked from south, so we had to travel 300-400 miles on foot. In a week. We were tired and weakened by the previous battle, but we fought on and pushed the French back down the hill! But the an arrow got our king in the eye and he died. So the English were leaderless and therefore panicked. We fought long and hard, but they had cavalry so we all died and the French took over england. Luckily we revolted and they left
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Evil Joey wrote:
👌well, if you think about it Americans are British. They have English blood in them. We the French are just pussies. We wouldve owned them in 1066 if England wasn't under attack from Vikings AND frenchies. The Vikings attacked from the north, and we owned them. The French attacked from south, so we had to travel 300-400 miles on foot. In a week. We were tired and weakened by the previous battle, but we fought on and pushed the French back down the hill! But the an arrow got our king in the eye and he died. So the English were leaderless and therefore panicked. We fought long and hard, but they had cavalry so we all died and the French took over england. Luckily we revolted and they left
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Sexygirl wrote:
Huh??? 😨Evil Joey wrote:
👌well, if you think about it Americans are British. They have English blood in them. We the French are just pussies. We wouldve owned them in 1066 if England wasn't under attack from Vikings AND frenchies. The Vikings attacked from the north, and we owned them. The French attacked from south, so we had to travel 300-400 miles on foot. In a week. We were tired and weakened by the previous battle, but we fought on and pushed the French back down the hill! But the an arrow got our king in the eye and he died. So the English were leaderless and therefore panicked. We fought long and hard, but they had cavalry so we all died and the French took over england. Luckily we revolted and they left
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Vahn wrote:
Yep! I was an archer on the hill. I got slaughtered after te king died though. Shame, he was my best m8. LolEvil Joey wrote:
You were there?! 😱 What was it like?! Lolwell, if you think about it Americans are British. They have English blood in them. We the French are just pussies. We wouldve owned them in 1066 if England wasn't under attack from Vikings AND frenchies. The Vikings attacked from the north, and we owned them. The French attacked from south, so we had to travel 300-400 miles on foot. In a week. We were tired and weakened by the previous battle, but we fought on and pushed the French back down the hill! But the an arrow got our king in the eye and he died. So the English were leaderless and therefore panicked. We fought long and hard, but they had cavalry so we all died and the French took over england. Luckily we revolted and they left
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