Bored...

Qnio Dec 22, 2009

...@ work, run out of stamina, read all the papers, anybody knows any jokes?
Jemeriquay Dec 22, 2009

Here's a joke....what kind of gum do whales like?
Qnio Dec 22, 2009

Go on?
Patsy Killine Dec 22, 2009

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.
Patsy Killine Dec 22, 2009

Why did the cat fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey.
Patsy Killine Dec 22, 2009

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.
Jemeriquay Dec 22, 2009

Whales like blubber gum
Qnio Dec 22, 2009

Gee, thx for that guys ;-)
Add VEGAS Mar 21, 2010

Yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said "Sorry no professionals"
Ldubs (inactiv) Mar 21, 2010

Yea and ur moms so old she remembers when that joke was first told!!!
Add VEGAS Mar 21, 2010

ldub wrote:
Yea and ur moms so old she remembers when that joke was first told!!!

Rofl
Cliché Mar 21, 2010

Im bored, my hurts like hell, and my girlfrind dumped me over text. Beat that.
Ldubs (inactiv) Mar 21, 2010

I can't...but for lunch my sandwich had some nasty lettuce on it 😄
Cliché Mar 21, 2010

ldub wrote:
I can't...but for lunch my sandwich had some nasty lettuce on it 😄

lol