Lame ass joke thread
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Have you tried Tesco's new triple chilli Pizza,It's so hot, It will blow your socks off.
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Sex with a fat person is just like fractions.Its wrong for the larger one to be on top.
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I don't see why people get offended when you say God is a man. After getting Mary pregnant he never answered her prayers, he never sent any more angels, he left her a kid to raise and finally wanted Jesus back when he was a successful celebrity.
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Dear Nokia,Programming your phones to perform an epileptic disco routine to inform me of the battery being low really doesn't fucking help the situation. Sort it you dicks.Yours sincerely,Disgruntled phone user
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint?
I've learnt the secret of safe careful driving,spend thirty pounds on a Chinese takeaway and put it on your passenger seat.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Blue paint!!! You are correct sir...not a written joke...first time I heard it I laughed really hard though. Same as;
What's green, grows, and has wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels
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BigBK wrote:
Fantastic I like thatBlue paint!!! You are correct sir...not a written joke...first time I heard it I laughed really hard though. Same as;
What's green, grows, and has wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels
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One day two muffins are on the oven...one muffin looks at the other and say "man is it hot in here". The other muffin says "Ahhhhh!!!! Holy shit it's a talking muffin!"
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Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
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What is the only thing worse than a lobster on your piano?
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Whats the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns at the front and the arse at the back.
If u don't get that you are dumb as.
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YOU wrote:
What is the only thing worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
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Evil Joey wrote:
I lol'dWhats the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns at the front and the arse at the back.
If u don't get that you are dumb as.
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shin-soo choo wrote:
Pmsl ! I heard that before but it still makes me chuckle !!!YOU wrote:
What is the only thing worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Since you asked....
Lamest joke ever:
"What's the difference between orange?"(that's it)
Geekiest joke ever:
"There are 10 kinds of people in the word. Those who understand binary, and those who don't." -
Amber Dragon wrote:
And 79.6 percent of people believe anything with a statistic in it too.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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My dads a Pistol so that makes me a son of a gun.....
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there was two fish in a tank , one fish said to the other " do u know how to drive this thing??"
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BigBK wrote:
haha! Love it!One day two muffins are on the oven...one muffin looks at the other and say "man is it hot in here". The other muffin says "Ahhhhh!!!! Holy shit it's a talking muffin!"
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Usa
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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You cant wash your hands in a buffalo!
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Sexygirl wrote:
Hahaha u legend lmao !!!Usa
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BigBK wrote:
dang it! I don't get it :(Evil Joey wrote:
I lol'dWhats the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns at the front and the arse at the back.
If u don't get that you are dumb as.
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A guy walked into a bar......
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Ouch!!!
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Peepers wrote:
Really?BigBK wrote:
dang it! I don't get it :(Evil Joey wrote:
I lol'dWhats the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns at the front and the arse at the back.
If u don't get that you are dumb as.
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A Pilot has an apple an orange and a bomb the plane needs to get rid of some cargo so he drops all 3. When e lands he gets i'n his car and starts driving through town to his house, when he stumbles upon this boy crying i'n the street, he says "boy y r u crying?" and the boy says " an apple hit my head". He says I'm sorry then gets back on his way, when he drives up to a yard and there is a girl sitting on the curb. He says "y r u crying?" then she's says "an orange hit me head". He then again says hey wat can I do.? And gets her to move, he continues down the road and stops when he sees a kid rolling on the road. He gets out to investigate and it turns out the boy was laughing his pants off. So the pilot says " tell me wats so hilarious that u hav to roll i'n the street and laugh as u hav." the boy gets control of himself and still giggling a bit says " my grandpa farted and my house blew up!" and again starts to laugh.
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