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If u were a car...

• O-Dogg Jan 4, 2011

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Can't say!
  Cuz no matter what kind of car u decide to pick....
  1) u gonna be on all fours
  2) people would ride u not u ride them
  3) u have no control
  4) if they r not safe, u would be damaged and dirty!
  5) u can't start unless sumone else starts!

  Now I have no problem bein on all fours but I can't start u less sumone else starts me, well that's just wrong!
  

  well
  1) I'll be on all fours over the road(female)
  2) I'd rather have her ride the pony!
  3) oh well it turns me on!
  4)I'd be a dirty little whore for a hott chick.. My face will be her seat 😝
  5) it's not fun alone anyways..
• Speedoctor///M3 Jan 4, 2011

  ///M3
• makuni Jan 4, 2011

  Fiat 500, small, ugly, and unreliable. Thats me :D
• Don Igor Jan 4, 2011

  makuni wrote:

  Fiat 500, small, ugly, and unreliable. Thats me :D
  

  You sound like a great catch.. Haha
• ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jan 4, 2011

  O-Dogg wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Can't say!
  Cuz no matter what kind of car u decide to pick....
  1) u gonna be on all fours
  2) people would ride u not u ride them
  3) u have no control
  4) if they r not safe, u would be damaged and dirty!
  5) u can't start unless sumone else starts!

  Now I have no problem bein on all fours but I can't start u less sumone else starts me, well that's just wrong!
  

  well
  1) I'll be on all fours over the road(female)
  2) I'd rather have her ride the pony!
  3) oh well it turns me on!
  4)I'd be a dirty little whore for a hott chick.. My face will be her seat 😝
  5) it's not fun alone anyways..

  😋☺exactly my point! 😄😺
• stewbdoo Jan 4, 2011

  Ad be a fiat panda trusty reliable a Deamon in the snow but also a bear grrr !!!
• stupid Jan 4, 2011

  Id be a nissan gtr spec v (the newest model) i love this car! It describes me! Im relatively cheap but will give u 1 helluva a ride ;) 😜
• Jr Father Jan 4, 2011

  🚙🚙 VW R50
• matty two thumb Jan 4, 2011

  I couldn't be any other car other than my baby. Integrale all the way. Small, fast sext as fuck but knackered on my drive for 3 months 😰💀🚗💀
• Mr. Snuckels Jan 5, 2011

  Manga✯Nelli wrote:

  Hmmm I dunno

  Then I will buy you an El Camino bro!!!

  And I will take a Hummer. What else would Hum drive!?!
• Davey Gravey Jan 5, 2011

  Aston Martin One-77
• Primo Loco Jan 5, 2011

  Sunny wrote:

  What would u be?

  *Jman would be a VW Bus to hold all his coastal capo titles.

  *P Loco? A low rider convertable for sure!

  *Chainsaw? Hmmm maybe a Corvette cause ur so slick.

  Who else? Name ur own car.
  

  you know me so well 😼

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