Help I'm stuck in Wal Mart!!!!

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🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Dec 31, 2010

The tornado sirens went off and they forced everyone in the store to go to layaway until the sirens went off. What do I do????
Brown🎵Note Dec 31, 2010

Stock up on Ammo. Layaway all they have left.
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Dec 31, 2010

BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Layaway all they have left.

Hahahaha. Great idea.
"Yes mr layaway employee, I'd like to put all 8 of these 50 inch flat screens on layaway"
Brown🎵Note Dec 31, 2010

You: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Walmart Clerk: [Hands you a .45 gun] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
You: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Walmart Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!
!ZAZ Dec 31, 2010

Lol, getting stuck in a walmart is just like a guy dying of hunger in a bakery 😄
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 31, 2010

Nice first terminator there
originalbones Dec 31, 2010

U should build the sickest Little Debbie display, perhaps the skyline from TW's and add your code to it. Drag a recliner into the electronics section n punch codes maybe. U still on the clock?
\\// (/\dd Vee) Dec 31, 2010

Mob up!!!!
Tom Servo Dec 31, 2010

Write a love letter to momo.
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Dec 31, 2010

Tom Servo 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Write a love letter to momo.

I like this idea.
Sweetest Momo
You sure can be blunt
Its to no surprise
People think you're a cunt
!ZAZ Dec 31, 2010

Lol
\\// (/\dd Vee) Dec 31, 2010

Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Tom Servo 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Write a love letter to momo.

I like this idea.
Sweetest Momo
You sure can be blunt
Its to no surprise
People think you're a cunt

Roflamo😹😹😹
Johnny O 💃 Dec 31, 2010

Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Tom Servo 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Write a love letter to momo.

I like this idea.
Sweetest Momo
You sure can be blunt
Its to no surprise
People think you're a cunt

Hahaha very nice!!
originalbones Dec 31, 2010

Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Tom Servo 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Write a love letter to momo.

I like this idea.
Sweetest Momo
You sure can be blunt
Its to no surprise
People think you're a cunt

The sweetest words just crossed you lips, did you envision Momo with donkey dicks? Like two twigs she just got split, about to sit for a semen shit!
originalbones Dec 31, 2010

YOU wrote:
Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
Tom Servo 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Write a love letter to momo.

I like this idea.
Sweetest Momo
You sure can be blunt
Its to no surprise
People think you're a cunt

The sweetest words just crossed you lips, did you envision Momo with donkey dicks? Like two twigs she just got split, about to sit for a semen shit!
Is it me, was I dumb, did I lie about that cum? Yes I did, don't you trip, what's that running down her lip? Is it milk is it cum, is it fresh from her bum? Should I stop, I talk alot, those aren't words my mother taught!
BigBK Dec 31, 2010

krissharm wrote:
Nice first terminator there

I thought I'd recognized that order...but I've been playing alot of fallout recently so my mind went there