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Nobody dies a virgin because in the end life fucks us all.
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Here's another: Nobody ever actually changes they just get better at hiding things.
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YourMumHasLagHD wrote:
Good one.Here's another: Nobody ever actually changes they just get better at hiding things.
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Christianity:one womans lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Women are Like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped!!!!
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iamcanadian wrote:
LolWomen are Like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped!!!!
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In life, people will help you get undressed before sex, but afterwards, you dress yourself. Just goes to show that no one wants to help you after youve been screwed.
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bones73 wrote:
ROFLIn life, people will help you get undressed before sex, but afterwards, you dress yourself. Just goes to show that no one wants to help you after youve been screwed.
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I seem to have started philosophy corner
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It seems that way. But let's not Jinx it yet. These tend to be funny
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DJHazzer wrote:
This could apply to stories akin to 'Leda and the Swan' as well.Christianity:one womans lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Sex all night leads to sore pee-pee...
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Haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead.
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Do u feel lucky punk?... Well do ya?
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Bugsy Seigel wrote:
I do evil things n it makes me happy. Stop Lyon❕Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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He who mobs up controls cities.
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TrailerTrash wrote:
I love that song.Haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead.
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Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
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All mortals shall die. They may escape war, famine, and pestilence, but never me. I have come for them all but now I come for you.
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To err is human, to really **** up requires a pc.
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I duno what makes a man grab a gun, whack your son, for a bag of White crumbs now Why is that??
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The mind is it's own place and in itself can make a hell of heaven or a heaven of hell...
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Get used to lookin over your shoulder cuz some day ya won't and I'll be there!
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An idle mind, is a devils playground!!
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You go nowhere without knowing where you are going.
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I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
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Lifes like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
(I always thought this was wrong cuz if u have a
box of chocolates....YOU'RE GETTING FUCKING CHOCOLATES, doesn't matter what kind, they're FUCKING CHOCOLATES!!!) -
Primo Loco wrote:
Haha! I always thought this as well.Lifes like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
(I always thought this was wrong cuz if u have a
box of chocolates....YOU'RE GETTING FUCKING CHOCOLATES, doesn't matter what kind, they're FUCKING CHOCOLATES!!!) -
Actually most boxes of chocolates have one of those guides telling you what each one is
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DJHazzer wrote:
not back in the day. I think they started doing that after some inccidents about ppl eatin somethin they were allergic to? Idk I forgetActually most boxes of chocolates have one of those guides telling you what each one is
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