Nutcracker
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Help I'm at the nutcracker. I didn't know this was a ballet!!!!
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What kind of nuts did you think they were cracking?
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Sucks for you if you don't like men in tights. Lol
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Too funny.
1. Thats one of the most famous ballets ever.
2. A couple months ago, matt was texting me from the Beauty & the Beast play, saying pretty much the same thing ("help me!")
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Enjoy it. Classic balet. The quick way to a womans heart is through the enjoyment of taking her to balet. I have seen a few and actually thought the nutcracker was amazing
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Wow really? This little dose of culture will do you goodHelp I'm at the nutcracker. I didn't know this was a ballet!!!!
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cool. next u need to check out a fabulous show like phantom of the opera.💅
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By the second act he will be trying to figure out how to use the cement shoes on the dancers
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theres plenty of guys there in stockings \\//, thought ud like it lol
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to honor the male dancers, u could drop a nuthugger turf.
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saelo2myltlfren wrote:
I've already been to it. So I'm at least semi cultured 😜cool. next u need to check out a fabulous show like phantom of the opera.💅
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Ok that wasn't so bad up until the part with the nuts. I mean honestly I get it, your a dude that dances. I believe your still a dude no need to show us all your nuts. Other then that not too bad. Oh and my feet hurt just watching those twinkle toes dancing about. Ouch!
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My sis was in the nutcracker
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glman wrote:
Is that a new position?My sis was in the nutcracker
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bee ryan wrote:
Has chula been near your sister.glman wrote:
Is that a new position?My sis was in the nutcracker
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Ballgazer........
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bee ryan wrote:
that's messed up.. But good question!glman wrote:
Is that a new position?My sis was in the nutcracker
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Lmao... Reminds me of Naked Gun when the ballet dancer jumps from package to package.... Classic.Ok that wasn't so bad up until the part with the nuts. I mean honestly I get it, your a dude that dances. I believe your still a dude no need to show us all your nuts. Other then that not too bad. Oh and my feet hurt just watching those twinkle toes dancing about. Ouch!
V you feel like a non-fat latte and watching The View this morning? 😜 -
Shake-N-Bake👊🔨💀 wrote:
Shake I can tell you this, the view sucks when Whoopie has the day off. My girl watches the view. I dabble in the view while peeking over my iPhone screen lol.\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Lmao... Reminds me of Naked Gun when the ballet dancer jumps from package to package.... Classic.Ok that wasn't so bad up until the part with the nuts. I mean honestly I get it, your a dude that dances. I believe your still a dude no need to show us all your nuts. Other then that not too bad. Oh and my feet hurt just watching those twinkle toes dancing about. Ouch!
V you feel like a non-fat latte and watching The View this morning? 😜 -
I don't usually watch it but I have to say the blonde is hott!
I leave the news or talk shows on for customers gosh! lol..I wish Jerry was still fun to watch
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O-Dogg wrote:
WTF? My younger sis was in the balletbee ryan wrote:
that's messed up.. But good question!glman wrote:
Is that a new position?My sis was in the nutcracker
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I was a ballet dancer. I think everyone does some production of the nutcracker. all the dudes I danced with were straight. they got so much ass. what else is a heterosexual man to do but frolic about with half naked broads. doing lifts where only a sheer panel of leotard separates a pussy from one's face.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
that makes sense and I'd do it.. Yet to sit and watch is another thingI was a ballet dancer. I think everyone does some production of the nutcracker. all the dudes I danced with were straight. they got so much ass. what else is a heterosexual man to do but frolic about with half naked broads. doing lifts where only a sheer panel of leotard separates a pussy from one's face.
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such an awesome thread.
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that makes sense and I'd do it.. Yet to sit and watch is another thing It's actually not as bad as you think. See, my future mother in law (FML for short) got my fiancée the tix for her b-day and asked me to take her. I said ok not realizing what I'd done. Las minute I decided I should bring my friend Mary J. with us. She made it very watchable🚬😄. And as a bonus I score points with my girl for going and I save money cause my FML is getting coal for Christmas. WIN💵💵👍
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
\\// ftw👊❕👍that makes sense and I'd do it.. Yet to sit and watch is another thing It's actually not as bad as you think. See, my future mother in law (FML for short) got my fiancée the tix for her b-day and asked me to take her. I said ok not realizing what I'd done. Las minute I decided I should bring my friend Mary J. with us. She made it very watchable🚬😄. And as a bonus I score points with my girl for going and I save money cause my FML is getting coal for Christmas. WIN💵💵👍
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Again makes sense. Mary Janes flowers makes everything seem good lol 😼. Also good shit free tickets, free points with the girl all for a few hours? Outa your life. Coal for the fml.. As he 👆 said \v/ ftw!! Whos better then thatSee, my future mother in law (FML for short) got my fiancée the tix for her b-day and asked me to take her. I said ok not realizing what I'd done. Las minute I decided I should bring my friend Mary J. with us. She made it very watchable🚬😄. And as a bonus I score points with my girl for going and I save money cause my FML is getting coal for Christmas. WIN💵💵👍
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O-Dogg wrote:
Coal costs money...\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Again makes sense. Mary Janes flowers makes everything seem good lol 😼. Also good shit free tickets, free points with the girl all for a few hours? Outa your life. Coal for the fml.. As he 👆 said \v/ ftw!! Whos better then thatSee, my future mother in law (FML for short) got my fiancée the tix for her b-day and asked me to take her. I said ok not realizing what I'd done. Las minute I decided I should bring my friend Mary J. with us. She made it very watchable🚬😄. And as a bonus I score points with my girl for going and I save money cause my FML is getting coal for Christmas. WIN💵💵👍
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You brought another woman with you to the ballet?????? .... OOOOOoooooooo. Hehhehehehe
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"Just because I like ballet, doesn't mean I'm a poof."
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