✌Santa✌ real or fake???
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Santa
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Wow
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How old are you?
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Wtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
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🎅👈Looks real to me. There he is. Of course he's real
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Ravager wrote:
You are a turdWtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
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As real as a mcdonalds on the moon 😒
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There's a mcdonalds on the moon....awesome
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Santa is real, please tell me he is, hey warrior where did you get the santa emoji
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🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
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Ima Santa for the females over 18 or 17 for the states that 17 is legal..
Here sit on my lap, now where do you want it for Xmas? I mean how do you want it?
Lmfao
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cupcake wrote:
Haha yeah a kfc too, I heard Santa likes the kfc more than mcdz tho 😹😹There's a mcdonalds on the moon....awesome
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A friend of mine told me one of the most f$&@ed up stories.
His grandpa used to complain about Santa all the time. He told him if santa came around he would shoot him. One year my friend was in his bedroom. His grandpa climbed up on the roof late at night, yelled I'll get you god dammit! He fired his shotgun several times.
My friend saw a fake Santa clause drop off the roof outside his window and he cried. He teared up just telling me the stories.
I feel bad for him but I laughed so hard.
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💢GOLIATH💢 wrote:
I gotta get to NASAcupcake wrote:
Haha yeah a kfc too, I heard Santa likes the kfc more than mcdz tho 😹😹There's a mcdonalds on the moon....awesome
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
This is why I shouldn't have kids...because I find that hilariously inspiratinalA friend of mine told me one of the most f$&@ed up stories.
His grandpa used to complain about Santa all the time. He told him if santa came around he would shoot him. One year my friend was in his bedroom. His grandpa climbed up on the roof late at night, yelled I'll get you god dammit! He fired his shotgun several times.
My friend saw a fake Santa clause drop off the roof outside his window and he cried. He teared up just telling me the stories.
I feel bad for him but I laughed so hard.
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
👍 sounds like somethin id doA friend of mine told me one of the most f$&@ed up stories.
His grandpa used to complain about Santa all the time. He told him if santa came around he would shoot him. One year my friend was in his bedroom. His grandpa climbed up on the roof late at night, yelled I'll get you god dammit! He fired his shotgun several times.
My friend saw a fake Santa clause drop off the roof outside his window and he cried. He teared up just telling me the stories.
I feel bad for him but I laughed so hard.
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O-Dogg wrote:
That sound like one epic grandpaMr. Ikslopot wrote:
👍 sounds like somethin id doA friend of mine told me one of the most f$&@ed up stories.
His grandpa used to complain about Santa all the time. He told him if santa came around he would shoot him. One year my friend was in his bedroom. His grandpa climbed up on the roof late at night, yelled I'll get you god dammit! He fired his shotgun several times.
My friend saw a fake Santa clause drop off the roof outside his window and he cried. He teared up just telling me the stories.
I feel bad for him but I laughed so hard.
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Wow.....
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Ravager wrote:
Good cover story they will never know it's you now!Wtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
Unless they read this obv ;)
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cupcake wrote:
Yup. They don't have apple pies though. Just moon pies. On the plus side they have the McRib year round😺There's a mcdonalds on the moon....awesome
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Saint Nick is real. He has just gone Hollywood under the alias of Santa Claus.
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N130 wrote:
That's rubbish. Saint Nick made TW. Besides, Santa is really Chuck Norris close up.Saint Nick is real. He has just gone Hollywood under the alias of Santa Claus.
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fkwit wrote:
Damnit! You blew my cover! No presents for you this year!Ravager wrote:
Good cover story they will never know it's you now!Wtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
Unless they read this obv ;)
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Don't let an of these d-bags tell you he's not real! He's as real as the pussy I'm eating.... RIGHT NOW! That's pretty damn real, kid. Lol LMAO
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Miner991 wrote:
If u have to come on TW whilst performing cunnilingus you got some serious obsessive issues dude lolDon't let an of these d-bags tell you he's not real! He's as real as the pussy I'm eating.... RIGHT NOW! That's pretty damn real, kid. Lol LMAO
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
YaRavager wrote:
You are a turdWtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
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Santas real, I saw him ho ho hoin' around my house once... But he didn't leave presents he took stuff.
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Ravager wrote:
Looks like someone was naughty as a kid and has some resentment... Ohh and I don't think half the worlds population is Judo-Christian, so ya... Your an idiot. Good try though!Wtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
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O-Dogg wrote:
Well Santa, I have been a naughty girl this year. I think that I am gonna have to be spanked. 😏Ima Santa for the females over 18 or 17 for the states that 17 is legal..
Here sit on my lap, now where do you want it for Xmas? I mean how do you want it?
Lmfao
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T Bock wrote:
Ya...Ravager wrote:
Looks like someone was naughty as a kid and has some resentment... Ohh and I don't think half the worlds population is Judo-Christian, so ya... Your an idiot. Good try though!Wtf? Like a fat man with "magical reindeer" could travel around the world to EVERY childs house is ridiculous...not to mention HALF of the worlds population doesn't even celebrate Xmas bc it's a Judeo-Christian tradition..
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
spanked, stuffed and stretched lmk😝O-Dogg wrote:
Well Santa, I have been a naughty girl this year. I think that I am gonna have to be spanked. 😏Ima Santa for the females over 18 or 17 for the states that 17 is legal..
Here sit on my lap, now where do you want it for Xmas? I mean how do you want it?
Lmfao
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