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__Don_Line__ Dec 15, 2010

Tis the Christmas tale of ye Noobsmasher!

Burning. Smashing. Screaming noobs. This day could not get any worse. Then I saw ... It..... It roared,
"ER for you!" and everything went black.

I awoke in my cozy bed inside my apartment on Noob Street, TurfHugsVille. Ah, it twas only but a dream. I sat in bed while I contemplated my erie dream of ....him. Then a rumbling took over the town. I looked out of the snow-glazed windows. There were my fellow noob friends lying all over the streets. I ran out to see them.

Then. I saw a man, a doctor, running very speedy. (grammar) He turned to me. with a flash of his teeth, he said,
"ER for you!" And then he said, with a great bellow,
"I am the Noobsmasher."
And then I died.
Janus1980 Dec 15, 2010

I like that 😺
Primo Loco Dec 15, 2010

Lol
congratz u beat me to a story that was awesome n outta nowhere 😄
☠metal militia☠ Dec 15, 2010

Hahaha niceْ😝
Leprechaun Dec 15, 2010

Lmfao damn this foo got a Christmas story after himself!
Coast✯Killer Dec 15, 2010

Lmao!!
SKWID DOG Dec 15, 2010

tWas the night before noobsmashing and all thru the house.....aloha