New "alliance"

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Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

There has been some talk lately regarding alliances and various people's sentiments toward the game. I have therefore decided that a new "alliance" is called for.

I thought that the "Anti Turfhugs Federation" might be nice but after several unpleasant personal experiences with ATF agents I decided against it. Instead, I am leaning toward the name "The DIrty Bastards." I don't know why but this just sorta has a pleasant ring to me.

So what do the dirty bastards do? Simple. They play the game. Are there rules? I can think of a few rules on a very diverse range of subjects. See next post.
RENO Dec 13, 2010

Sounds great
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

Rule 1: STFU and play.
Rule 2: When you cap a turf, it isn't because someone took yours or becaues they called you a name in the forum. Only one reason will be allowed: Because you can. STFU and play.
Rule 3: Will people in this alliance support each other? If we feel like it. STFU and play.
Rule 4: Regarding any issue not covered by the above rules: STFU and play!

So, who wants into this new alliance?
OFWGKTAADD ME Dec 13, 2010

Soumds pretty.... AMAZING
👿Belial Dec 13, 2010

Just Stfu up with this alliance amd play then
ZRAYGO Dec 13, 2010

Stfu. We'll crush you like a little ant
👿Belial Dec 13, 2010

So essentially you say get rid of the social element?
Lord R. Rahl Dec 13, 2010

Nice👍
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

Belial wrote:
So essentially you say get rid of the social element?

No not at all. Just make everyday gasday.
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

And be pleasant about it. Theres a real rule for you:

Rule 5: anyone that bitches about their turf getting caped gets terminated with extreme prejudice.

Oh, that and of course, STFU and play.
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

zraygo wrote:
Stfu. We'll crush you like a little ant

Not in the spirit yet are we zraygo. See the joy of this alliance is no longer being afraid to do whatever you want without relying on your friends... 😉.
I got to thinking about this a few months ago when baic ganged up on me and "killed" me. I have found that being dead is very liberating and feel compelled to extend that freedom to others.
PUTZ Dec 13, 2010

Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
And be pleasant about it. Theres a real rule for you:

Rule 5: anyone that bitches about their turf getting caped gets terminated with extreme prejudice.

Oh, that and of course, STFU and play.

I like the real rule part!!
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

Putz wrote:
Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
And be pleasant about it. Theres a real rule for you:

Rule 5: anyone that bitches about their turf getting caped gets terminated with extreme prejudice.

Oh, that and of course, STFU and play.

I like the real rule part!!
What about the STFU and play part?
мīм Dec 13, 2010

Rule 2: Because I can.
That's my favorite answer when the previous owner of a turf ask me why I did it.
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

mimosa wrote:
Rule 2: Because I can.
That's my favorite answer when the previous owner of a turf ask me why I did it.

Me too. Don't bother asking why I took that turf from you in SJ. I already answered. Putting the war make in turf wars. You're welcome. 😉
Manganelli Dec 13, 2010

An alliance like this is already in existence. ABN! 👊🚑🏥
JohnnySledge Dec 13, 2010

This kinda reminds me of the Movie Inglorious basterds. We gonna be doin one thing, killin naaziis
LIONFURY Dec 13, 2010

Belial wrote:
Just Stfu up with this alliance amd play then

Lol
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2010

Manga✯Nelli wrote:
An alliance like this is already in existence. ABN! 👊🚑🏥

Call me a noob but what's ABN?
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 14, 2010

This was not a personal attack. The Dirty Bastards has noticed that your gameplay of late has been decidedly lack luster. You appear to be suffering from early stages of turf wars burnout. If left untreated, this insidious disease could result in your being unable to distinguish the difference between turf wars and farmville. Alarming, isn't it? Don't worry. There is hope. Go out immediately and cap some turf. You will start to feel better but you are not cured. You must regularly cap turf if you expect to recover. Contact us to find out what more you can do. The Dirty Bastards - "We cap because we care"
Pjotter15 Dec 14, 2010

-drools a little- now THIS is the kind of alliance I've been looking for! Sign me up man! 😻
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 14, 2010

Pjotter15 wrote:
-drools a little- now THIS is the kind of alliance I've been looking for! Sign me up man! 😻

You are signed. Now cap everything that moves. If they hit back, remember our motto: STFU and play! 😺