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Reasons Raider Is Relevant 🪥
Raider decided to provide me with an unsolicited autobiography. After reviewing his qualifications, I’ve concluded he’s absolutely relevant. Here’s why🙃
* Fake enough to have more personalities than allies.
* Desperately needs to be the center of attention.
* About as reliable as a screen door on a submarine.
* Uses people, then talks shit about them behind their backs.
* Doesn’t play well with others.
* Destroyed numerous alliances. Unfortunately for him, they were all his own.
* Merged with a family he spent years hating.
* Can spam turf. That’s about it.
* Works tirelessly to feed Fungal fatties.
* Listed “relevance” as one of his own accomplishments.
Honorable Mention: Previously rated 88 for Main Character Syndrome. Has been providing supporting evidence ever since.
Raider’s biggest fan, greatest admirer, and most loyal supporter will always be Raider. 🪥 -
Damn Pos....there you go again stroking your tiny little member
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Raiders must’ve tweaked a little nerve or something seeing how much effort you’re putting into your obsession with him.
Instead of being so negative why don’t you list a few of his positive traits for example:
🪥🤢 doesn’t have yuck mouth brushes and flosses daily.
Doesn’t mock people’s families
Doesn’t cheat to win a phone app game
Doesn’t neglect family or parenting duties
Even his worst enemies in this game, if they were to be honest couldn’t agree with most of your list. But that’s ok, unfortunately you will never be able to catch him in any metric of this game and you’ll always need help.
🏴☠️
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𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 wrote:
The third person self defense really tied Pose’s entire post together. 👏🤣Raiders must’ve tweaked a little nerve or something seeing how much effort you’re putting into your obsession with him.
Instead of being so negative why don’t you list a few of his positive traits for example:
🪥🤢 doesn’t have yuck mouth brushes and flosses daily.
Doesn’t mock people’s families
Doesn’t cheat to win a phone app game
Doesn’t neglect family or parenting duties
Even his worst enemies in this game, if they were to be honest couldn’t agree with most of your list. But that’s ok, unfortunately you will never be able to catch him in any metric of this game and you’ll always need help.
🏴☠️
Dork. -
Another one of Raiders fans 👆🏻.
If you only would have put more effort into other things he wouldn’t have turned into a beta over a phone game and circles.
Kinda sad to see it happen to be honest.
🏴☠️
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✠𐤠𐌃𐌃⤷𐤠𐌊𐌉𐌋𐤠✠ wrote:
Right🤣𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 wrote:
The third person self defense really tied Pose’s entire post together. 👏🤣Raiders must’ve tweaked a little nerve or something seeing how much effort you’re putting into your obsession with him.
Instead of being so negative why don’t you list a few of his positive traits for example:
🪥🤢 doesn’t have yuck mouth brushes and flosses daily.
Doesn’t mock people’s families
Doesn’t cheat to win a phone app game
Doesn’t neglect family or parenting duties
Even his worst enemies in this game, if they were to be honest couldn’t agree with most of your list. But that’s ok, unfortunately you will never be able to catch him in any metric of this game and you’ll always need help.
🏴☠️
Dork. -
✠𐤠𐌃𐌃⤷𐤠𐌊𐌉𐌋𐤠✠ wrote:
The King finds people talking this way very uncomfortable. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 wrote:
The third person self defense really tied Pose’s entire post together. 👏🤣Raiders must’ve tweaked a little nerve or something seeing how much effort you’re putting into your obsession with him.
Instead of being so negative why don’t you list a few of his positive traits for example:
🪥🤢 doesn’t have yuck mouth brushes and flosses daily.
Doesn’t mock people’s families
Doesn’t cheat to win a phone app game
Doesn’t neglect family or parenting duties
Even his worst enemies in this game, if they were to be honest couldn’t agree with most of your list. But that’s ok, unfortunately you will never be able to catch him in any metric of this game and you’ll always need help.
🏴☠️
Dork. -
Reasons Natas Is Relevant 🍼
Team Player: Years dodging discount, now finally staying in a vendetta. Growth!
Complainer: Makes every inconvenience everyone’s problem.
Keeper of Secrets: Kidding. He tells everybody.
Emotional Stability: Rage quits and costs his team areas. Teamwork!
Demolition Expert: Tears his own turf rather than get capped. Victory!
Mob Genius: Deleted thousands of mob to keep a safety. Bold.
Alt Architect: Alts building for alts, over-limit and uncappable. Ten+ years and a fortune later: 68 resets. Inspiring.
Rule Enforcement: Rules only matter when others break them.
Top Three: Top 3 in support tickets over hurt feelings.
VIP: Got a maturity lecture from support in a 12+ game.
Rent Free: Gets capped, posts #rentfree, sleeps beside Poseidon’s framed photo.
Honorable Mention: Support had to explain actions have consequences.
Final Thoughts: Turf, mob, 68 alts, countless hours. All reset. But let’s celebrate what remains: top 3 in complaints to support. 🍼 -
Gotta take a victory when and where you can. THE KING finds this to be very solid advice. A win is a win. Congrats on this achievement. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Imagine being so deeply traumatized by my defense that you're running to the public forums to pin a biography about me at 4 AM. You don't live rent-free in my head—I am literally the landlord of your entire life! 🤣🤣🤣
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"Jesus loves me, yes he does."
The King 9:32- "Thou shalt hail The Almighty. Thou shalt bow before The Chosen One. Thou shalt seek salvation through the one that is mentioned as The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!"
Its scripture. Just saying.
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Ɲཐ𐕣ཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ ⛧⃝ wrote:
Lol you dont even play lol a bit like berg all you do is cry complain and nothing ever happensImagine being so deeply traumatized by my defense that you're running to the public forums to pin a biography about me at 4 AM. You don't live rent-free in my head—I am literally the landlord of your entire life! 🤣🤣🤣
A bit like a landlord in this sense🤣 -
Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
✠𐤠𐌃𐌃⤷𐤠𐌊𐌉𐌋𐤠✠ wrote:
The King finds people talking this way very uncomfortable. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 wrote:
The third person self defense really tied Pose’s entire post together. 👏🤣🏴☠️
Dork.All hail the King!
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𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔡☦︎𝔥𝔢𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 wrote:
Replacing whole raider text with 🏴☠️ is hilariousƘing Ƙeller wrote:
✠𐤠𐌃𐌃⤷𐤠𐌊𐌉𐌋𐤠✠ wrote:
The King finds people talking this way very uncomfortable. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 wrote:
The third person self defense really tied Pose’s entire post together. 👏🤣🏴☠️
Dork.All hail the King!
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🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ wrote:
I don’t play, I don’t do anything, yet somehow you still can’t stop talking about me. 🤣 That’s a pretty impressive fan club you’ve built, Poser.Ɲཐ𐕣ཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ ⛧⃝ wrote:
Lol you dont even play lol a bit like berg all you do is cry complain and nothing ever happensImagine being so deeply traumatized by my defense that you're running to the public forums to pin a biography about me at 4 AM. You don't live rent-free in my head—I am literally the landlord of your entire life! 🤣🤣🤣
A bit like a landlord in this sense🤣 -
Ɲཐ𐕣ཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ ⛧⃝ wrote:
I have had 3 Vs started by you on me this week. Rent free 🧘🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ wrote:
I don’t play, I don’t do anything, yet somehow you still can’t stop talking about me. 🤣 That’s a pretty impressive fan club you’ve built, Poser.Ɲཐ𐕣ཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ ⛧⃝ wrote:
Lol you dont even play lol a bit like berg all you do is cry complain and nothing ever happensImagine being so deeply traumatized by my defense that you're running to the public forums to pin a biography about me at 4 AM. You don't live rent-free in my head—I am literally the landlord of your entire life! 🤣🤣🤣
A bit like a landlord in this sense🤣
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