🩷The Iconic Couples of Turf Wars🩷

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Inconspicuousss 10 hours ago

Let's give it the fuck up for the couples and relationships of Turf Wars ingame and in real life. I want to discuss all the romance: the pretty, the ugly, the best love stories and the juiciest of gossip.

I'd like to first begin by announcing that Godric(leader of the Stargazers family) and I have now officially been going steady dating for a little over a year now. Our chemistry is a complex fusion but damn I'll say if anything it's downright fucking electrifying. I'm really happy about this anniversary though not too long, we have many more years together, huzzah.

Let's start the list of love and please discuss and expand upon below.
Inconspicuousss 10 hours ago

Nick x Beauty:
Classic, arguably the first, Beauty's username is actually an anagram for 'but yea', but yea it's the most vanilla, classic good ol' fashionabed turf wars relationship. Although rarely ever active either within the last 12 years, Nick used to be considered a cryptid sighting every time he posted but as of recent speculation with zero sources he's developing what he describes as "The next dimension of gps based mobile games" with John Carmack.

Inconspicuousss x Godric:
A bit over a year old, unsure at first, sparks really flew after M@D had played wingman for Godric. Meetup is difficult as something seemingly blew out of order in Inconspicuousss' car.
Inconspicuousss 10 hours ago

Turf Warrior x Bellaltaliana:
Going as far back as 2010, This is not just an instance of a happy couple but a married turf wars powerhouse as well, although rarely seen nowadays and fizzled down since their haydays they were once a pleasant pillar of the general forums. Their chemistry used to be very unique, sometimes even spicy as they'd support or playfully one up each other as they bounced back wit, remarks, competition and encouragement to each other. anyone who witnessed back then used to describe the way it lit up the forums with their pool of light.

What are your thoughts on these relationships or do you prefer a different ship i neglected to mention?
🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ 10 hours ago

I want to hear the tale of mr and mrs Vw pls
〓ＤＵ♠️ＩＲ〓 9 hours ago

That’s cute. I don’t advise people broadcast things like that on here because the app is full of nut jobs but wish you both the best.
Bomp🍄 9 hours ago

🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ wrote:
I want to hear the tale of mr and mrs Vw pls

Don't forget grizzly 🤣
ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ 9 hours ago

You give all lovers of things equestrian a bad name
⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ 7 hours ago

Simcoe and Tom
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ 6 hours ago

Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶
⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ 5 hours ago

𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ wrote:
Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶

Lol good one
G⃒๑อཞར८ ︻╦╤─✭ 5 hours ago

⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ wrote:
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ wrote:
Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶

Lol good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah
ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ 4 hours ago

G⃒๑อཞར८ ︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ wrote:
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ wrote:
Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶

Lol good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah
It’s cause they are the same person. It’s a weird form of self love
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ 4 hours ago

ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
G⃒๑อཞར८ ︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ wrote:
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ wrote:
Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶

Lol good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah
It’s cause they are the same person. It’s a weird form of self love
Lol they have very different political views, but could be bipolar🤷‍♂️
Latn King 3 hours ago

Current couples or overall as there have been some very notable Couples in the history of TW
Inconspicuousss 3 hours ago

Latn King wrote:
Current couples or overall as there have been some very notable Couples in the history of TW

Overall, any n all, my anniversary has me in a cringy loveydovey sappy mood so I want a small break from the usual forum shenanigans and chaos for something more wholesome
Ƙing Ƙeller 3 hours ago

ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
G⃒๑อཞར८ ︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
⌖🔥 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞 🔥⌖ wrote:
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ wrote:
Ugly💔Convict and King Keller🫶

Lol good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah
It’s cause they are the same person. It’s a weird form of self love
How in the hell would The King tolerate himself if he had to split a personality, or time with that nitwit? Isn't ugly Scottish?
𖥠•𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓•♘ 2 hours ago

Or Irish. Something weird anyways😜
Inconspicuousss 1 hour ago

ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ wrote:
You give all lovers of things equestrian a bad name

That's a load of horseapples and you know it. I'll have you know that I am infact a horse myself and punching codes with hooves is FUCKING HARD. You asshole "lovers of things equestrian" need to get off my back, im spitting my bit out and saying, fuck you. Clippity clop neigh whinny fucker
https://u.pone.rs/jugtrvgy.jpg
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 1 hour ago

Mama Tek & Jmac
Addi & punchy clock face
Mystery & Attrition
Groucho & big red
Bella & Belial
Black Wallstreet & ????
JO & Witches Sabath