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Good to see you king! Throw down some ducats and kick some ass!
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Burger King πππ½π©
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Almighty King! I was beginning to wonder if you would ever return!
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King Kelder wrote:
Attack him!!!!The King appreciates all his loyal fans. He also appreciates how many of u actually attacked. Now The King can actually spend a couple bucks on something. Ur attacks however were weak. The King is not impressed
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Fluffy Raptor wrote:
Did you notice you can basically tear apart Kelder right now? You have around the same mob as him.SHUT UP IM UNLEASHING MY FLUFFY RAPTOR ARMY ON U AND UR FIRST BORN SON!!!!!!.
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Hail thine greatness that is....KING KELDER!!!!
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Ξ€ΞβΞβ©ββ¦β wrote:
God damn it he still winsFluffy Raptor wrote:
Did you notice you can basically tear apart Kelder right now? You have around the same mob as him.SHUT UP IM UNLEASHING MY FLUFFY RAPTOR ARMY ON U AND UR FIRST BORN SON!!!!!!.
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Muhahahahahahaahhaha. My awesomeness is far to superior to be understood by the likes of u peons.
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Lol fluffy vs the king... Troll vs pain in the ass... Interesting.
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Corrupted1 wrote:
on one hand I hate trolls... But on the other hand I hate pain in the asses... Which is worse? There's only one way to find out...Lol fluffy vs the king... Troll vs pain in the ass... Interesting.
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The King has slain this peasant known as fluffy. It was done with the greatest of ease. Now The King will go out across the land and find a real challenge
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King Kelder wrote:
How about me? I should be a challenge.The King has slain this peasant known as fluffy. It was done with the greatest of ease. Now The King will go out across the land and find a real challenge
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If the King would allow it, I'd love to hop on up and be part of your mighty empireπ.
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Greetings, Your Majesty. So nice of you to grace us with your presence in the kingdom of Turf Wars. How are you?
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Where are thee my free brothers?! Take arms against thy tyranny! Let the revolution destroy this "Great King"! Our world will not be consumed! Viva la Revolucion!
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!ate. Greetings and salutations. Heartbreak kid. The King welcomes u to his superior army. To those that have tried and fallen. The King is too mighty. Ur attempts are weak and impunitive.
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King Kelder wrote:
Booooooring!!ate. Greetings and salutations. Heartbreak kid. The King welcomes u to his superior army. To those that have tried and fallen. The King is too mighty. Ur attempts are weak and impunitive.
Yawn π€π€π€π€
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killer 66 wrote:
Lol! Harry hill ftw!Corrupted1 wrote:
on one hand I hate trolls... But on the other hand I hate pain in the asses... Which is worse? There's only one way to find out...Lol fluffy vs the king... Troll vs pain in the ass... Interesting.
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U ppl forget too quick.
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Your haters shall be punished. Do you prefer death by lions, tigers, and bears, oh my, or pit of death, Your Majesty.
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Mix and match
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How art thou?
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Oh great King, it is I, Johnny Cage, I recently retired but am pulling myself out of retirement briefly to lead your southern armies of the pacific.....
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.45 Caliber wrote:
use freshly squeezed "mayo" for the king.. π¨π§Does the king realize that .45 Caliber hates it when people talk in 3rd person? Oh, and do you want mayo on your sandwich?
lol he still reminds me of that chinese dude from the hang over. "Suck on these lil Chinese nut"
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