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The Rhino Dec 5, 2010

Post your horse head jokes.

It doesnt matter how much stamina you have all it takes is a little head and it's all sucked away, but if you pay nick a little extra he gets you ready to go all over again
Nemesis add NEM Dec 5, 2010

Why did NIck cross the road?
Because a £10 note was stuck to the chicken!
The Rhino Dec 5, 2010

Yeah sod it just make it TW jokes in general
Nemesis add NEM Dec 5, 2010

The Rhino wrote:
Yeah sod it just make it TW jokes in general

Was sarcasm Rhino, lol
Like what i would use whilst destroying you in Chess ;)
The Rhino Dec 5, 2010

Oh rly!!
Nemesis add NEM Dec 5, 2010

p.s username is
"THE-Nemesis"
Chess with friends, if anyone fancies their chances.
pps
I haven't lost yet!
The Rhino Dec 5, 2010

I feel sorry for the little guys, they don't get as much head as we do
Nemesis add NEM Dec 5, 2010

Rhino, heard u were good at chess? the more strategic game for maturer folk..
Fancy a quickie?
Nemesis add NEM Dec 5, 2010

Honour is all mine sir & thanks!
Arthur Fancy Dec 5, 2010

Nick s prolly using all our hard earned to get him some head
χɑɱɓɭɛɾ🌴CͣAͩPͩ Dec 5, 2010

..the number 1 sign You’re on a Mafia Hit List…

1. The prostitute’s head you found in your bed can only be the work of Tony “Hard of Hearing” Mancusa.
OFWGKTAADD ME Dec 5, 2010

Nemesis add NEM wrote:
p.s username is
"THE-Nemesis"
Chess with friends, if anyone fancies their chances.
pps
I haven't lost yet!

ill play you in checkers
The Rhino Dec 5, 2010

Sometimes 2 people give you head at once. Now that is a great feeling
Re🕶Load Dec 5, 2010

Nemesis add NEM wrote:
Rhino, heard u were good at chess? the more strategic game for maturer folk..
Fancy a quickie?

Love chess. Tried the App but I found it strange... Chess should be played one2one, in a pub🍻. It takes players a fuckin day to make a move. I'll happily re-load Nem. Only if we play a game without pause.... A good player sees the end game a few plays in. Not played for a while. Would love to do battle though.
III TROJAN III Dec 6, 2010

!Ηξ₦R♆☣δΩΓζδ☠ wrote:
Nemesis add NEM wrote:
p.s username is
"THE-Nemesis"
Chess with friends, if anyone fancies their chances.
pps
I haven't lost yet!

ill play you in checkers
Im really good a checkers i play an online checkers app
Hulton Getty Dec 6, 2010

Words with friends, chess with friends... Way too easy to cheat on both.
DJHAZZR Dec 6, 2010

Hulton Getty wrote:
Words with friends, chess with friends... Way too easy to cheat on both.

I got them both but the play at your own pace system Is boring as you have to wait 20 minutes before it's your turn again
Primo Loco Dec 6, 2010

Isn't it fun to go til u have no stamina left just to still get some head by someone?