The Turf Wars Twist 🎃👻 (Monster mash parody)

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01 Yeezy ︻╦╤─✭ 2 days ago

It was October night in Turf Wars land,
The loot event dropped, things got outta hand,
I opened crates with a desperate grin,
Hench and Brens were the prize to win

They did the twist!
(The Turf Wars Twist!)
The Halloween loot-fest hit!
They did the twist!
Everyone lost their wits!
They did the twist!
Chasin’ hench by the bit!
They did the twist!
They did the Turf Wars Twist!

The old heads logged from their dusty phones,
Reminiscin’ on Johnny O’s Gas Day moans,
He’s in the chat yellin’ “Bring it back!”
While his hairline’s runnin’ off the map

They did the twist!
(The Turf Wars Twist!)
Where the veterans still persist!
They did the twist!
With a pay-to-win twist!
They did the twist!
Yellin’ “Gas Day’s missed!”
They did the twist!
They did the Turf Wars Twist!

Now Nick’s in Cali, countin’ the cash,
Neglectin’ servers while ads still flash,
Five free Don Points if you watch each day,
He’ll sell you pixels, then look away

The loot pool’s dry, but the wallets flow,
Nick’s yacht gets bigger, the patches slow!
Ƙing Ƙeller 2 days ago

10 for originality.
01 Yeezy ︻╦╤─✭ 2 days ago

Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
10 for originality.

Praise be to The King. I can’t believe I received such a favorable review from His royal court.

And I’m not just saying that because we’re in the same family…
◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ 2 days ago

Damn...I was 14 when that song came out in 1962😳
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 2 days ago

Clever 🍻
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 2 days ago

◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ wrote:
Damn...I was 14 when that song came out in 1962😳

I thought everyone calling you old was a joke. Wow
Ƙing Ƙeller 1 day ago

Moose is older than my wife! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 1 day ago

Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
Moose is older than my wife! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gold digger 😂
ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ 1 day ago

𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 wrote:
◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ wrote:
Damn...I was 14 when that song came out in 1962😳

I thought everyone calling you old was a joke. Wow
Are you the oldest TW player?
Ƙing Ƙeller 1 day ago

Moose out here enjoying the golden years on TW. 🤣🤣🤣🤣