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• 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ♰ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 Aug 16, 2025

  Omg you cap us, I can see it still bothers you that after investing all those porta potty paychecks we can still cap 🫵🏻.

  Now you’re counting bombs when we all have thousands. Another IQ ✔️ fail.

  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  🏴‍☠️
• ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ Aug 16, 2025

  I’m having a huge block party this weekend. Anyone know where I can rent a bunch of Porta Potties?
• Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 16, 2025

  Just use the BAIC mouths. Nothing but shit comes out when they open them anyways. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 16, 2025

  Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:

  Just use the BAIC mouths. Nothing but shit comes out when they open them anyways. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
  

  Hail!
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
• ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ Aug 16, 2025

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  Say that in English SLAM. Did your BF Posie tell you to say that 😂😂.

  FYI that’s the longest sentence in the history of TW’s…..idiot 😘
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  Say that in English SLAM. Did your BF Posie tell you to say that 😂😂.

  FYI that’s the longest sentence in the history of TW’s…..idiot 😘
  

  Berg lamest response speedrun😭
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  Say that in English SLAM. Did your BF Posie tell you to say that 😂😂.

  FYI that’s the longest sentence in the history of TW’s…..idiot 😘
  

  sorry my grammar dosent meet your standards DEBRA. get back to work.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  I’m having a huge block party this weekend. Anyone know where I can rent a bunch of Porta Potties?
  

  Guy is knew once stole one from a construction site. It was in his backyard for a while. Why rent when you can own?
• ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ Aug 16, 2025

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  FYI it’s **you’re….dumb dumb.

  You’re coming off jealous, SLAM 😘
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  FYI it’s **you’re….dumb dumb.

  You’re coming off jealous, SLAM 😘
  

  your is speaking for me talking to you (which I was). It’s not you”re, you”re is a contraction you are. I was not trying to say you are standards go talk shit on the map and get your*** grammar straight
  🍄
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ wrote:

  𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:

  Happiness cost money and it is worth your misery! #GFYS #FAQBAIC #CYRUSCANTBEATJM
  

  Cost? Or costs?

  Ok Mr grammar police don’t you have a 9-5 to get to DEBRA(since we like capitalizing names around here) oh never mind forgot your jobless maybe you should invest in some porta potty’s might be nice for texel and catalina where all your turf are at quit having a hissy fit and handle it on the map

  🍄
  

  FYI it’s **you’re….dumb dumb.

  You’re coming off jealous, SLAM 😘
  

  in a deberg mind I’m everyone
  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ says:
  What are you talkin about, danger? 😂

  ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ says:
  Danger lol

  First I was danger now I”m slam who am I next?
• ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ Aug 16, 2025

  Your humor meter is about as low as they come, SLAM. You seem to forget that you told me who you are 😂. You’re in the Mule family for a reason….kiddo.
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  Coming from the real grammar police himself,talking about humor, real cute why don’t you go get a job or cap some turfs and talk your shit on the map
  🍄
• SLΛM Aug 16, 2025

  🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
• 🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ Aug 16, 2025

  SLAM HELPPP
• ☠︎🅓🅔🅑🅔🅡🅖☠︎ Aug 16, 2025

  🍄CͣHͩAͩNCE ★ wrote:

  Coming from the real grammar police himself,talking about humor, real cute why don’t you go get a job or cap some turfs and talk your shit on the map
  🍄
  

  That’s cute. Did Posie tell you to say that? Is he still raging? He sounds mighty jealous 😂
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 16, 2025

  No deberg we don’t strategise about who says what 😂 i really live in your head
• SLΛM Aug 16, 2025

  I dont poop in the street
• Ⓥⓐⓐⓛⓘⓓ Aug 16, 2025

  SLΛM wrote:

  I dont poop in the street
  

  Speak for yourself
• Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 16, 2025

  The best part of no turf is I don't have to pay for protection. Life is good. ALL HAIL THE KING!
• Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 17, 2025

  The King is happy to see that HE made BAIC relevant for 1 thread in 2025. Bay Area Irrelevant C**nts, you are welcome. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 17, 2025

  Damn Cyrus all quiet now that i destroyed him
• 💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 Aug 17, 2025

  Jm - spent $30k on phone game and I can still cap him- what a moron! Mad - spent $30k on a phone game and didn’t buy massive hench and turf - another moron! Poser - lies with every sentence he writes. Caps a handful of turfs and thinks he destroyed someone, while never mentioning that I capped all his Australia turfs and capped him out of the country - what a moron! You brain dead fucks deserve each other.
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 17, 2025

  💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 wrote:

  Jm - spent $30k on phone game and I can still cap him- what a moron! Mad - spent $30k on a phone game and didn’t buy massive hench and turf - another moron! Poser - lies with every sentence he writes. Caps a handful of turfs and thinks he destroyed someone, while never mentioning that I capped all his Australia turfs and capped him out of the country - what a moron! You brain dead fucks deserve each other.
  

  Ok you want a cookie? You cost me a ticket wow congratulations cyrus my work there was already done lol
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 17, 2025

  You capped 15 turfs next to an airport with omertas what a coup!
• Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 17, 2025

  With an omerta!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
• Ƙing Ƙeller Aug 17, 2025

  "B"itches "A"lways "I"n "C"ontemplation because The King keeps 2 steps ahead. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
• Ɲཐ𐕣ཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ ⛧⃝ Aug 18, 2025

  Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:

  "B"itches "A"lways "I"n "C"ontemplation because The King keeps 2 steps ahead. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
  

  Turfless troll🫵🏼 Just reset already.
• 🍄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Aug 18, 2025

  ƝཐϮཐڪ ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:

  "B"itches "A"lways "I"n "C"ontemplation because The King keeps 2 steps ahead. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
  

  Turfless troll🫵🏼 Just reset already.

  bow down to the king natas, you are but a jester 🤡

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