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In the neon-drenched hamlet of Glitterpickle, where the moon perpetually winked like a cosmic disco ball, a troupe of sentient marshmallows held their annual “Squid Jousting Extravaganza” atop a gelatinous volcano that burped strawberry syrup. Leading the charge was Sir Fluffel McSprinkle, a marshmallow knight clad in armor forged from recycled candy wrappers, wielding a licorice lance that doubled as a kazoo. His noble steed, a six-legged narwhal named Bubbles Von Tangerine, somersaulted through clouds of cotton candy, serenading the crowd with off-key sea shanties. The grand prize? A lifetime supply of glow-in-the-dark rutabagas, which the villagers believed granted the power to communicate with interdimensional toaster pastries.
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Yes
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Viking has also lost it
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You had me at Squid Jousting Extravaganza 🥵
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Somebody on the booger sugar??
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Stfu
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☝️so 10 years ago.
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Did you get into my edibles?
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〓DERELICT〓 wrote:
😍😋Did you get into my edibles?
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As the strawberry-scented mist swirled over Glitterpickle, Sir Fluffel McSprinkle lowered his licorice kazoo-lance and gave Bubbles Von Tangerine a heroic nod. The squid opponent twirled a peppermint trident, while the gelatinous volcano hiccuped syrup in anticipation. With a kazoo toot and a narwhal somersault, the joust began—less a battle, more a sticky ballet. Somewhere, an interdimensional toaster pastry perked up. Victory was near… and it smelled like burnt marshmallow.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Well, that’s one way to use ChatGPT.As the strawberry-scented mist swirled over Glitterpickle, Sir Fluffel McSprinkle lowered his licorice kazoo-lance and gave Bubbles Von Tangerine a heroic nod. The squid opponent twirled a peppermint trident, while the gelatinous volcano hiccuped syrup in anticipation. With a kazoo toot and a narwhal somersault, the joust began—less a battle, more a sticky ballet. Somewhere, an interdimensional toaster pastry perked up. Victory was near… and it smelled like burnt marshmallow.
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BillyMFC👊🏽🇬🇧 wrote:
Yes sir!ZRAYGO wrote:
Well, that’s one way to use ChatGPT.As the strawberry-scented mist swirled over Glitterpickle, Sir Fluffel McSprinkle lowered his licorice kazoo-lance and gave Bubbles Von Tangerine a heroic nod. The squid opponent twirled a peppermint trident, while the gelatinous volcano hiccuped syrup in anticipation. With a kazoo toot and a narwhal somersault, the joust began—less a battle, more a sticky ballet. Somewhere, an interdimensional toaster pastry perked up. Victory was near… and it smelled like burnt marshmallow.
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