This is so exciting!
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Ohhh, here I am, sittin’ in the dental office, waitin’ to get my teeth all sparkly clean, I must say! It’s like waitin’ for a bus that’s never gonna show, only with more magazines about flossing, y’know? 😬I mean, what’s with all these posters about gum disease? They’re givin’ me the heebie-jeebies, like I’m gonna walk outta here with my teeth fallin’ out like Chiclets!
I’m tryin’ to stay calm, y’know, —but all I can think about is that whirly-drilly thing they use. Sounds like a tiny lawnmower in your mouth, doesn’t it? Oh, I hope they don’t find a cavity, ‘cause I’ve been brushin’ like a maniac, two minutes every night, just like Mr. Rogers would want me to, I’m sure of it!
Of course I brought my own toothpaste, y’know, the minty kind that makes your eyes water. I was thinkin’ maybe I’d apply a little squirt of mouthwash, which is often effective, to show I’m serious about dental hygiene, but maybe that’s too forward, but it’s so hard to say!
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Oh, it’s been three minutes since I last checked the time! Each moment is so full of suspense! Will they call my name? But I don’t know! My heart is beating like a distant jungle drum, ya know? Maybe my teeth will be perfect and I would be a winner! Oh, like I could do better than that, right, I don’t think so!
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I don’t have teeth but ya I get it I guess. Oh you should have sold me the temps website would be so much better. Wink wink 🫶🏼 😡
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𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓜𝓬𝓜@𝓓 wrote:
I owned the site at one point fun factI don’t have teeth but ya I get it I guess. Oh you should have sold me the temps website would be so much better. Wink wink 🫶🏼 😡
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It’s official, brown’s lost it
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It’s just kind of a slot, y’know?
https://youtu.be/wkDXWtETy4U?si=7MgPXamx24tFe1Gy
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This is what happens when the fluoride transcends the blood-brain barrier folks. It never ends well.
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Gee it’s hard to get bullets into this gun.
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Well they seem to come out easily enough. -
Some substance was exciting anyway….
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It’s very sad to wear a damp shirt, I must say. But my problem is, how do I get it dry?
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I don't think that's the problem you have.
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BigAl! wrote:
Posting something funny here is like pissing yourself in a dark suitI don't think that's the problem you have.
You get a warm feeling but nobody else notices
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