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BigAl! Apr 22, 2025

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
ཡ☠Ꭶҭཟ∂(α∂∂ 310) Apr 22, 2025

😂 👏🏽 👏🏽
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Apr 22, 2025

😂😂😂
G⃒๑อཞརċ ғℓศརཞ Apr 22, 2025

😂😂 Damn
Vlad Spatula Apr 23, 2025

LMAO… good one! 🍻😄
ᵐ📡ᵣ 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝔂𝓻🌐𝓛𝔂𝓯𝓮™ Apr 23, 2025

Literally said OMG out loud🤣
☠︎ 𝕯⌖Ꮆ 𝓟ⓞǗи𝕯 ☠︎ Apr 23, 2025

😂😂 👏🏻
BigAl! May 10, 2025

Nine passengers called me a terrible bus driver today. I don't know where these people get off!!
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 May 10, 2025

BigAl! wrote:
Nine passengers called me a terrible bus driver today. I don't know where these people get off!!

😂
BigAl! May 18, 2025

As I handed my dad his eightieth birthday card, his eyes starting welling up. He said, "You know, son, ONE would have been enough."
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ May 18, 2025

BigAl! wrote:
As I handed my dad his eightieth birthday card, his eyes starting welling up. He said, "You know, son, ONE would have been enough."

🤣🤣🤣