THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
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I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
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I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Despite your spit hate, and refusal to participate, I knew we could still be friends lol.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Season 1, Episode 18
It's widely considered (by me) to be the best Christmas special, next to Charlie Brown's Christmas.
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Christians call him a Saint. He feeds on the jealousy as he focuses on capitalistic societies and completely ignores most countries throughout the globe. Parents are encouraged to lie to children in order to indoctrinate them to the Christmas falsehood. They do so willingly. Those same parents usually no longer believe in God, same way they learned not to believe in Santa as they grew and because more wise. Before Christianity, the seasonal holiday was Saturnalia. It’s a pagan tradition focusing on giving gifts and sexual deviancy. Nowadays, they’re more focused on the destruction of nature. Capitalist Christian nations are encouraged to chop down trees and decorate its corpse inside your home. Family gathers around the wanton destruction of nature to celebrate feeling good about their wicked lifestyles. They further flaunt their hatred of nature by wrapping gifts in paper, tearing up the paper, and throwing it away. The mountains of plastic will eventually be dumped into outer space.
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I’m not done, you shoulda got an extra snack after your smoke break. The Roman Empire, aka the guys who killed Jesus and tortured him to death publicly, started the Christmas tradition. They did so to help contain regular pagan revolt throughout their empire. They combined Christian and pagan holidays for their own convenience. The masses again conformed willingly and still celebrate this affront to their religion! It turns out that controlling the masses is easy in this manner. Today, there is no Roman Empire. It has been replaced by corporate masters, who now have morphed Christmas (and every single other holiday the masses celebrate) into a corporate event. Money is the root of all evil (but don’t forget insurance). Corporate dominance is now complete. The masses now revile in disgust and confusion of anyone who isn’t pretending to be happy about the state of planet Earth and its societies.
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BIЯDS wrote:
I’m already sold on capitalism, don’t need to make me like it more!I’m not done, you shoulda got an extra snack after your smoke break. The Roman Empire, aka the guys who killed Jesus and tortured him to death publicly, started the Christmas tradition. They did so to help contain regular pagan revolt throughout their empire. They combined Christian and pagan holidays for their own convenience. The m. Today, there is no Roman Empire. It has been replaced by corporate masters, who now have morphed Christmas (and every single other holiday the masses celebrate) into a corporate event. Money is the root of all evil (but don’t forget insurance). Corporate dominance is now complete. The masses now revile in disgust and confusion of anyone who isn’t pretending to be happy about the state of planet Earth and its societies.
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⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Santa claus was an ape, now he is a machine...
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─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
Was it purple bud? Was it cheese? I dunno…. Man wants what he has 😂⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Little bit of the purps, mainly hash though, cause we classy like that─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
Was it purple bud? Was it cheese? I dunno…. Man wants what he has 😂⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
We? You and meth rogan I bet….⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Little bit of the purps, mainly hash though, cause we classy like that─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
Was it purple bud? Was it cheese? I dunno…. Man wants what he has 😂⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Uglyladdie wrote:
Sorry laddie not everyone smokes bammerRͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
We? You and meth rogan I bet….⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Little bit of the purps, mainly hash though, cause we classy like that─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
Was it purple bud? Was it cheese? I dunno…. Man wants what he has 😂⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
The fuck is bammer?Uglyladdie wrote:
Sorry really cool fella not everyone smokes bammerRͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
We? You and meth rogan I bet….⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Little bit of the purps, mainly hash though, cause we classy like that─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
Was it purple bud? Was it cheese? I dunno…. Man wants what he has 😂⸸Ꭷ'ςลֆɛʏ⛧ wrote:
Probably not hard to guess given the name…I want whatever it is your smoking…. 😂
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Banner is weed you'd probably find in your late grandfather's stash from the 70's. Low quality. Lemme use it in a sentence:
"Every time laddie comes around, he bring bammer weed, so we pack a little extra when we know he's coming so we don't have to smoke any of the labrador he's bringing around" -
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
All those plants are damaging the 🧠Banner is weed you'd probably find in your late grandfather's stash from the 70's. Low quality. Lemme use it in a sentence:
"Every time that cool fella comes around, he bring bammer weed, so we pack a little extra when we know he's coming so we don't have to smoke any of the labrador he's bringing around"
You should probably stop since you don’t have many to waste -
Bammer weed 😂😂😂😂
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Ivory Harris wrote:
I bet the king only smoked the good good. RIP😰Bammer weed 😂😂😂😂
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Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
I imagine he had connections that got him only the finest. Anything dank, and it would be off with their heads I imagine. RIPIvory Harris wrote:
I bet the king only smoked the good good. RIP😰Bammer weed 😂😂😂😂
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Ivory Harris wrote:
lol dank weed is high quality weed with a strong smell. It’s also sticky due to all the resins. You bring a connoisseur some dank weed and he thanks you kindly.Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
I imagine he had connections that got him only the finest. Anything dank, and it would be off with their heads I imagine. RIPIvory Harris wrote:
I bet the king only smoked the good good. RIP😰Bammer weed 😂😂😂😂
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The correct holiday term for marijuana is Christmas Trees. You can also call it Holiday Cheer, it’s acceptable.
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Um, I think you meant holiday trees.
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Ivory Harris wrote:
RIP in peace king. I imagine his death concluded much like joffrey in GoTRͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
I imagine he had connections that got him only the finest. Anything dank, and it would be off with their heads I imagine. RIPIvory Harris wrote:
I bet the king only smoked the good good. RIP😰Bammer weed 😂😂😂😂
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