Trouble on the toilet
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There is a family dinner party at my house. There’s 15 of us, parents, aunts uncles, cousins. I went to the toilet and my friend sent a pornhub video. I watched it but there was no sound, so I turned up the volume to highest but still heard nothing. Nevermind, I watched it for about 5 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room. My family are now waiting for me to come out and I have been in the toilet for past two hours.
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This is giving me flashbacks to primo’s “help I’m stuck in the bathroom”. But hey sometimes things can be connected without it being on. Maybe the volume on the actual device was completely down. Maybe they didn’t know it was connected to you phone?
Maybe just wait until midnight when everyone leaves 😁🤣 -
I think you should go into the room with everyone and own it. Just walk in, and say "pardon me everyone, I was masturbating" and then make sure you touch all the food with your bare hands while they watch
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Also, your not fooling anyone. You knew what you were doing when you excused yourself to the terlet
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Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
Now Barry just has to figure out what in hells name a terlet is and he’s set!Also, your not fooling anyone. You knew what you were doing when you excused yourself to the terlet
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Hahah Barry,the dialogue must have been worth the listening to between the generous peppering of frolicsome chirps n’ warbles,no-nonsense grunts,feigned squeals of protest,alongside choice profanities and hallowed petitions.
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Was it a good clip? PM me a link.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/cYr0RbPNWnI?si=1bBrWqColCSK4kU3
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⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ wrote:
Was it a good clip? PM me a link.
It was rather strange. Turns out to be brothers and sisters you just need to wear the same colour of T-shirt.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
This is so easy. You get out the bathroom and you point to your nearest relative and tell them to disconnect from the speaker.There is a family dinner party at my house. There’s 15 of us, parents, aunts uncles, cousins. I went to the toilet and my friend sent a pornhub video. I watched it but there was no sound, so I turned up the volume to highest but still heard nothing. Nevermind, I watched it for about 5 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room. My family are now waiting for me to come out and I have been in the toilet for past two hours.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
😂😂😂😂⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ wrote:
Was it a good clip? PM me a link.
It was rather strange. Turns out to be brothers and sisters you just need to wear the same colour of T-shirt.
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I would be disowned, voluntarily honestly. Just start packing my bags. By yall
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─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ wrote:
This was my exact first thought when I read this post title. 😂This is giving me flashbacks to primo’s “help I’m stuck in the bathroom”. But hey sometimes things can be connected without it being on. Maybe the volume on the actual device was completely down. Maybe they didn’t know it was connected to you phone?
Maybe just wait until midnight when everyone leaves 😁🤣 -
Just yell out, "Can someone give me a hand!"
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Ivory Harris wrote:
If I came out I wouldn’t have been watching sister swap. It’d have been brother swap…. I think.Just yell out, "Can someone give me a hand!"
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
Wh... What are you doing step Barry?!Ivory Harris wrote:
If I came out I wouldn’t have been watching sister swap. It’d have been brother swap…. I think.Just yell out, "Can someone give me a hand!"
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Rͣeͩeͩferjuana wrote:
That was pretty much part of the script too.Barry Vertigo wrote:
Wh... What are you doing step Barry?!Ivory Harris wrote:
If I came out I wouldn’t have been watching sister swap. It’d have been brother swap…. I think.Just yell out, "Can someone give me a hand!"
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