OMG I GOT PEED ON π±
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I was holding my niece (she turns 1 on Xmas) and we were watchin blues clues and it felt as if my leg was wet where her butt is and I was thinkin well it's just her sittin on ke that's all and she's wearin a diaper so if she pees it's ok, it's too late. Lil did I know she had already peed and her diaper leaked onto me and now I got a wet spot on my jeans
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Kids, what're ya gonna do right?
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Fortunately, mine are well past that age
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Breastman wrote:
how many kids ya got bro?Fortunately, mine are well past that age
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3. 12, 8, 6
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Reminds me of the time i had to pee very badly after church when i was 4, i get to the door then oops, my whole pants leg is covered in pee.
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You mean You got pizzowned!!!
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Breastman wrote:
oh wow haha u still got along way to go before they're all gone π good luck bro es. With the 12yr old (girl=be protective yet trust worthy don't scare her away πΉ3. 12, 8, 6
boy= beat that ass til he understands not to knock up some chick) lmao sry ad to say it, my cuz didn't learn and look at them now, his 16yr old son had got some chick pregnant and now he's scared outta his mind cuz he doesn't wanna work π -
That's exactly why I don't babysit anymore. Happened to me, too. Except it wasn't pee... π
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Were you locked in your bathroom when this happened?
Sry had to bring it up :) -
Ξ£ΠΌΧ§Ξ΅Π³ΟΠ³ Ρ wrote:
Ya. He likes being locked in his bathroom with his niece.Were you locked in your bathroom when this happened?
Sry had to bring it up :) -
32π«ππ» wrote:
Hahahahah. +1Ξ£ΠΌΧ§Ξ΅Π³ΟΠ³ Ρ wrote:
Ya. He likes being locked in his bathroom with his niece.Were you locked in your bathroom when this happened?
Sry had to bring it up :) -
Similar thing happened to me with my lol bro. When he was a 18 months or so, I held him and he decided to throw up all in my face... Still having nightmares bout it π°
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Sorry for throwing up on u
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Rofl π that was just perfect
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Primo Loco wrote:
duhh wear a condom!!! You only go raw if.... Nvm but u know the jist. But no with a girl i say put the effin choker on her leash cuz they try to get away with so much shit its not even funnyBreastman wrote:
oh wow haha u still got along way to go before they're all gone π good luck bro es. With the 12yr old (girl=be protective yet trust worthy don't scare her away πΉ3. 12, 8, 6
boy= beat that ass til he understands not to knock up some chick) lmao sry ad to say it, my cuz didn't learn and look at them now, his 16yr old son had got some chick pregnant and now he's scared outta his mind cuz he doesn't wanna work π -
!ΞΞΎβ¦Rββ£Ξ΄Ξ©ΞΞΆΞ΄β wrote:
22 and the pull out effect worked a charm π.. Yea girls are little trouble makers when they hang out with the wrong people!!Primo Loco wrote:
duhh wear a condom!!! You only go raw if.... Nvm but u know the jist. But no with a girl i say put the effin choker on her leash cuz they try to get away with so much shit its not even funnyBreastman wrote:
oh wow haha u still got along way to go before they're all gone π good luck bro es. With the 12yr old (girl=be protective yet trust worthy don't scare her away πΉ3. 12, 8, 6
boy= , his 16yr old son had got some chick pregnant and now he's scared outta his mind cuz he doesn't wanna work π -
corleons wrote:
Lmao πSorry for throwing up on u
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Lmao! Everytime I read the title I crack up cause know who wrote it. Hahaha
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Piss or throw up is nothing...my son shit on me!!! He blew up his diaper so bad...that shit started oozing out the sides while he was sitting on my lap...my whole leg got warm as hell...I look down & shits running down my leg, fuckin sucked & my wife ran to get the dam camera 4 a pic!!
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one time my son ate a bunch of brown rice and shit himself so violently at the kmart iby astor place in nyc we had to thrpw out his clothea and take him home in a cab wrapped in a jacket
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π± mama tek wrote:
wwwwooooooooowwwwone time my son ate a bunch of brown rice and shit himself so violently at the kmart iby astor place in nyc we had to thrpw out his clothea and take him home in a cab wrapped in a jacket
and ppl think beans will mess ya up.....I love brown rice though π at least now I know why it's brown, it's a warning for DONT EAT TOO MUCH ITLL JUST SHOOT OUT AND EVEN DARKER!!! -
Iggy π wrote:
lol well DUH almost every random thread is made by me π and I take pride in that cuz I'm livin up to my name πLmao! Everytime I read the title I crack up cause know who wrote it. Hahaha
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Primo Loco wrote:
Got to give him thatIggy π wrote:
lol well DUH almost every random thread is made by me π and I take pride in that cuz I'm livin up to my name πLmao! Everytime I read the title I crack up cause know who wrote it. Hahaha
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Same thing happened to me when my sister was 6 months old, I was like 11 or 12. I was carrying her and then went to put her back in the stroller when I felt a very cool breeze on my whole side, my shirt was soaked. She said sorry too but she was laughing lol.
I had to carry her the whole way home since we were both wet.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
π³.......not unless u want me to go R Kelly on u πHey, Primo. Does this mean you are gonna change your name to Pee On?
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N130 wrote:
aww that's cute "she said sry" lol my sis is so dam lazy her oldest is 3 and still can't speak correctly. She makes words up n repeats the same word over n over n over again were as my second oldest niece is 2 and her mom has taught her so well that she's doin nearly whole sentences πSame thing happened to me when my sister was 6 months old, I was like 11 or 12. I was carrying her and then went to put her back in the stroller when I felt a very cool breeze on my whole side, my shirt was soaked. She said sorry too but she was laughing lol.
I had to carry her the whole way home since we were both wet.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
ROFLMFAOOL πΉ promise not to get it in ur eyes π u know ya want meh to πPrimo Loco wrote:
π§π§π§π§π±π±π±π±Oh NOOOβOneThumbBastard wrote:
π³.......not unless u want me to go R Kelly on u πHey, Primo. Does this mean you are gonna change your name to Pee On?
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