You might be a redneck If

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andy1 Feb 22, 2010

Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Don Corleown Feb 22, 2010

You might be a redneck if...
All you see in your rearview mirrior is dogs!
andy1 Feb 22, 2010

You might be a redneck if you have ever used your waterhose to wash your dishes
Brown🎵Note Feb 22, 2010

If you mow your yard and find a car....
ecrusher Feb 22, 2010

U shoot at santas reindeer while he stops at ur house just so u can have deer jerkey while u drink
ur beer on the porch
BENNEY Feb 22, 2010

Look at ur sister and think "she may have no teeth, greesy hair and rag clothes but damn for a ten year old she purty"
andy1 Feb 22, 2010

You might be a redneck if youv been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws
andy1 Feb 22, 2010

the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house
T Bock Feb 22, 2010

You might be a red neck if your white and have been in the sun all day...
Mr. Chris Feb 22, 2010

T Bock that's first post of yours that made me laugh 👍👏
painkiller Feb 22, 2010

you might be a redneck if every time you see/hear a jet fly over you yell "Momma! We gonna have that mystery meat fer dinner again, ask my wife, I mean cousin Jo to get my 12 gauge ready! Tell her if she shoots herself again and the richochets kill one of dem huntin dogs I just bought she's payin!"
The Goods Feb 22, 2010

If you know what yantoo or jeetyet means
painkiller Feb 22, 2010

you might be a redneck if you ever even thought of putting 100 proof moonshine in your bottle (that might explain a few other things to...)
Mr. Snuckels Feb 22, 2010

You used this pickuo line:

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
andy1 Feb 22, 2010

You might be a redneck if
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
T Bock Feb 22, 2010

Mr. Chris wrote:
T Bock that's first post of yours that made me laugh 👍👏

Thanks mista Chris!
painkiller Feb 23, 2010

You might be a redneck if you wife mistakes your best undies as a cleaning rag (stolen yes but from the ORIGINAL creator(Jeff foxworthey))
andy1 Feb 23, 2010

Bump
Mr. Chris Feb 23, 2010

Humboldtmoog wrote:
You used this pickuo line:

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

Hahahahah
painkiller Feb 23, 2010

you might be a redneck if you burglar alarm can blow a mans head off(note to self "accidentily" set when inlaws visit...)
andy1 Feb 28, 2010

Bump