Do foxes shit on cars?

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Barry Vertigo May 19, 2024

I found a shit on my car and wondering if a fix could have done it.
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana May 19, 2024

If a fox shits on Barry's car and nobody's around to see it, does it make a sound?
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 May 19, 2024

Not sure. I have a gopher tortoise that shits on my driveway a few times a week though.
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana May 19, 2024

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Not sure. I have a gopher tortoise that shits on my driveway a few times a week though.

You should adopt it and let it shit in your home
Uglyladdie May 19, 2024

The neighbour strikes again?
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 May 19, 2024

⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Not sure. I have a gopher tortoise that shits on my driveway a few times a week though.

You should adopt it and let it shit in your home
They’re a “protected species” I can’t even move it without getting a felony
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ May 19, 2024

A fox… so… oddly specific. Not a squirrel, a dog, a raccoon… but a fox 🤣
★DΞICIDΞ★ May 19, 2024

🤔 to train a squirrel to shit on neighbors cars….
Uglyladdie May 20, 2024

🍄DΞIͣCͩIͩDΞ★ wrote:
🤔 to train a squirrel to shit on neighbors cars….

That’s kind of genius but what if the neighbour sees you training?
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ May 20, 2024

Yes