How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could?

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𖤍ֆѻƈɼคՇɼﻉﻉֆ⛧ Apr 14, 2024

Serious answers only please this is for science
ℒꙩຣཇя Apr 14, 2024

He would Chuck wood if he could Chuck wood if a wood Chuck could Chuck wood
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Apr 14, 2024

I think it's probably somewhere between 2 and 49, but it could also be anywhere between 8 and 73. So, the short answer might be that I'm not quite sure. BUT, if I were to guess, that guess would most likely be 37.
ZRAYGO Apr 14, 2024

Hmmm I’d say 18
ᵐ📡ᵣ 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝔂𝓻🌐𝓛𝔂𝓯𝓮™ Apr 14, 2024

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck wood.
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Apr 14, 2024

Given the height and stamina of a woodchuck much of it will depend on the size of wood. Is it a large tree trunk? Is it a small branch? Is it the size of the a fire log? If this is a question for science then I need the scientific data to stage my hypothesis.
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Apr 14, 2024

☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Given the height and stamina of a woodchuck much of it will depend on the size of wood. Is it a large tree trunk? Is it a small branch? Is it the size of the a fire log? If this is a question for science then I need the scientific data to stage my hypothesis.

Also the hardness of the wood. Is it a softwood like conifer or a hardwood like Oak
Ivory Harris Apr 14, 2024

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Given the height and stamina of a woodchuck much of it will depend on the size of wood. Is it a large tree trunk? Is it a small branch? Is it the size of the a fire log? If this is a question for science then I need the scientific data to stage my hypothesis.

Also the hardness of the wood. Is it a softwood like conifer or a hardwood like Oak
You said hard wood!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Apr 14, 2024

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Given the height and stamina of a woodchuck much of it will depend on the size of wood. Is it a large tree trunk? Is it a small branch? Is it the size of the a fire log? If this is a question for science then I need the scientific data to stage my hypothesis.

Also the hardness of the wood. Is it a softwood like conifer or a hardwood like Oak
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck.