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Uglyladdie wrote:
You whore! You cannot simply make up lies like this! A travesty! How many of you filthy dog "lovers" are secretly crab people fucking with the good people of turfwarsians?⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ says: Me and my cats got high and scratched him really badly now I’m blaming it on Viking. Can you help me get away with it?hours agoDELETE REPLY private message
Indisputable proof. Cat people are just sneaky and evil like their pets
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ says:
You won't believe the stunt pulled off in the game today. The noob got cheesed big time! It was epic, but let's keep this between us, alright? We don't want to start a cheese war, haha. Can't wait to see what happens. I also hate viking BTW
Catch you later em xxxxx5 hours agoDEL
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⸸ɛʍʍǟ✙ɦǟʀʀɨֆ⛧ says:
I like to cover for people attacking noobs. Viking hates dogs btw he's really a cat person but is lying.5.4 billion years ago delete reply
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The King lives rent free yet again!! The King will say this though. To try and be as awesome as The King is very flattering. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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KELLER! IM BEING FRAMED BY TWO CRABS AND A VERY UGLY PERSON. I'm so glad you responded, I paged you on the BAT-PHONE about it. Hope you got it. Please put these 3's foolish emotions to rest! And one day I may get again throw cheese up on your sleeping face
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The true king...
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Ugly and robbie are a disgruntled married couple who's counciling has failed. They now need to come here and let out their frustration. Don't worry reefer. They will go to great lengths to district you from the fact that there is only 1 true King here. The King will always make sure you have a place for your cheese throwing specialty. ALL HAIL THE KING
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That was a very in character, king like response. It made me feel almost... Hopeless lmao
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Then you might as well get your cheese throwing ass to the back of the line. There's too many girls already fantasizing about getting in The Kings newsfeed. The King has families lining up to get at The King. Once they get bored being tough guys, you might have a chance to take your turn and dance. Until then, eat the cheese. Don't throw it. Need your dairy. ALL HAIL THE KINGThat was a very in character, king like response. It made me feel almost... Hopeless lmao
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Appreciate it bro, ya I am being attacked by some Balaclava guys but since I was AFK for years with a positive income, I don’t have the bank account of a noob so idgaf who it is ❤️℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
I'm not attacking anyone..?⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Stop being a jerk and attacking him.Might wanna check the help button. But, for bigger turf than 86 inf you need turf loot which you can get from missions. Weapons help you fight people, 1 mob can use one weapon one armor and 1 melee
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👑King Keller👑 wrote:
I waited months for the king to return! And the one time I need help you turn your head and say "all hail the king and eat your dairy peasant" I bet you're in cahoots with viking and Emma!⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Then you might as well get your cheese throwing ass to the back of the line. There's too many girls already fantasizing about getting in The Kings newsfeed. The King has families lining up to get at The King. Once they get bored being tough guys, you might have a chance to take your turn and dance. Until then, eat the cheese. Don't throw it. Need your dairy. ALL HAIL THE KINGThat was a very in character, king like response. It made me feel almost... Hopeless lmao
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1st and foremost, The King defended your peasant ass. 2nd, now that you have decided to take the mushroom approach, you shall fall to the wayside and be a forgotten soul. Unless, of coarse, you repent and beg for forgiveness.
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Well I appreciate all the great advice you gave me guys! Literally 2 comments out of 40 xD
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👑King Keller👑 wrote:
You have said nothing about viking and Emma accusing me of attacking noobs! They went as far as to forge documents in my name! You said nothing! You mentioned the ugly fellow, and Robbie who was but a bystander. It is you, Keller, that must repent and beg forgiveness for it is US, who give you power. You are nothing without your subjects, you must take a stand for your people as a king, or be pushed to the wayside!1st and foremost, The King defended your peasant ass. 2nd, now that you have decided to take the mushroom approach, you shall fall to the wayside and be a forgotten soul. Unless, of coarse, you repent and beg for forgiveness.
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KlNG wrote:
Sorry we got a little sidetracked:( message me if you have any more questions I'll try and answer best I canWell I appreciate all the great advice you gave me guys! Literally 2 comments out of 40 xD
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Naaa keep going never knew how crazy the community got since I left loving the beefs NGLKlNG wrote:
Sorry we got a little sidetracked:( message me if you have any more questions I'll try and answer best I canWell I appreciate all the great advice you gave me guys! Literally 2 comments out of 40 xD
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KlNG wrote:
Don’t believe him king! He’ll probably sabotage you!!!!⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Naaa keep going never knew how crazy the community got since I left loving the beefs NGLKlNG wrote:
Sorry we got a little sidetracked:( message me if you have any more questions I'll try and answer best I canWell I appreciate all the great advice you gave me guys! Literally 2 comments out of 40 xD
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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Viking, always there to keep The King in check. This is why he is The Kings mighty Army General!!KlNG wrote:
Don’t believe him king! He’ll probably sabotage you!!!!⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Naaa keep going never knew how crazy the community got since I left loving the beefs NGLKlNG wrote:
Sorry we got a little sidetracked:( message me if you have any more questions I'll try and answer best I canWell I appreciate all the great advice you gave me guys! Literally 2 comments out of 40 xD
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👑King Keller👑 wrote:
I do not control the actions of my family, nor do I know who you speak of. Although, I see you are in cahoots with the one that opposes me, so I see either way, you are not on my side. You are on the side of your military, which as I can see now, is corrupt. KING KELLER would not be so gullible as to let someone else dictate his actions. King Keller would not stand for someone like his OWN GENERAL to be in cahoots and framing people! You are either NOT the real Keller, or you have become corrupted, perhaps by a general.Attacking noobs?? Coming from someone who's in a family that attacks people that don't even have 3% of the mob they attack? At that standard, I can not fault you. That's management.
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Viking, do you hear these allegations? Blasphemy!!! Viking, you have The Kings permission for the following order. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! ALL HAIL THE KING
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If necessary call on the might Turf Warrior!!
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Very kingly!
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
IndeedVery kingly!
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I done no such thing as to forge documents in the World Champion Cheese Throwers name. 😤👑King Keller👑 wrote:
You have said nothing about viking and Emma accusing me of attacking noobs! They went as far as to forge documents in my name! You said nothing! You mentioned the ugly fellow, and Robbie who was but a bystander. It is you, Keller, that must repent and beg forgiveness for it is US, who give you power. You are nothing without your subjects, you must take a stand for your people as a king, or be pushed to the wayside!1st and .
All facts... your a secret bully.
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ says: Want to go throw some cheese, pet some dogs , attack noobs and chat shit about keller? I’m pretty good at all those just I don’t tell anyone, shhhh 2hours agoDELETE REPLY private message
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Better stick to petting dogs and throwing cheese. The rest you kinda suck at. Just saying!! Probably not that great at the other 2 either.
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I liked retribution better
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I liked retribution better
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Right when you think it's forgotten, The King re-enters someone's head. ALL HAIL THE KING
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