Noob sh*t
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Just admit it.
We’ve all done stupid shit when we first started playing this game.
I think one of the first dumb things I did was carbomb Groucho because he was taxing my turf.
The other noob move was going through and removing my “enemies” from my mob because - fuck them. lol. I thought that it had some effect on them and I didn’t want a Buncha dicks in my mob……
What were some of your first turf mistakes?
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Similar mistake, saw someone taxing my turf with an omerta after getting my turf capped via balaclava so I sent a few car bombs figuring they were the same person. Long story short and like 5 or so turf later I don't car bomb omertas anymore
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“Why are you attacking me? I’m in your mob?!?! 😤” 🤣
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Spent skill points on attack/defense
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Shyt Talker wrote:
Spent skill points on attack/defense
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lol, I mouthed off at Groucho about being collateral damage from a war I wasn’t involved in and watched 100 turf disappear in a flash
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Definitely this. Lol“Why are you attacking me? I’m in your mob?!?! 😤” 🤣
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Uglyladdie wrote:
That’s all that’s left 😂Shyt Talker wrote:
Spent skill points on attack/defense
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Think we’ve all been guilty of car bombing a turf taxing us without knowing how sorry we’d be 🤣
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7 replies here. Mistakes about pissing of Groucho are 2/7 lol
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I took a capo from Mystery 😱
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☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
Did you die?I took a capo from Mystery 😱
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
No Mr. Chow, but as a noob I also loved capos☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
Did you die?I took a capo from Mystery 😱
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Uglyladdie wrote:
I remember when I was a noob there was a dude who capped all my turf for no reason. I whined like the noob I was an Groucho unleashed all fury on him. After getting capped out by Groucho and crew he said he would come back one day. This was his last response in 2012 🤣7 replies here. Mistakes about pissing of Groucho are 2/7 lol
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Mr. Uke says:
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☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
Am I missing a reference here for Mr. Chow?⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
No Mr. Chow, but as a noob I also loved capos☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
Did you die?I took a capo from Mystery 😱
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Attacked Mcadorna Turfs with 300 mob (he was 11000)
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I’ve never made any mistakes 🤣
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☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
😂😂😂😂I took a capo from Mystery 😱
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I messed up and attacked Groucho's turf and got a message that said "ouch". He capped my nearby turf in a flash. I was so ignorant and stupid I didn't realize he was trying to help me later and I cried to CAPO and they did their thing. (Shout out to CAPO). I was just doing noob sh*t being a dumb noob. I also took a capo from Mystery and tried to convince her that I was from there so I should have that capo. 🤣🤣 Now when I see noobs and the stuff they say or do I stay humble. This was a good topic!! Heck yeah!
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Surely someone who is an old lazy bastard wouldn’t notice.
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〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
Notice what? 👀Surely someone who is an old lazy bastard wouldn’t notice.
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I only had one turf loot, a liquor license. So I devised a plan to put a turf in the most populated turf near me in real life. So I drove to the airport to drop a turf with my prized liquor license. It cost almost all my money to drop one turf. So there I am with a 93 influence turf in the airport, but only I could see it because I put a omertà on it!!! ( at least that’s what I thought a omertà was). Two hours later after I had arrived home maverick capped it. He told me in so many words that I was stupid for putting s omertà right in the middle of a war zone🤷♂️
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✠BIGMANN✠ wrote:
I only had one turf loot, a liquor license. So I devised a plan to put a turf in the most populated turf near me in real life. So I drove to the airport to drop a turf with my prized liquor license. It cost almost all my money to drop one turf. So there I am with a 93 influence turf in the airport, but only I could see it because I put a omertà on it!!! ( at least that’s what I thought a omertà was). Two hours later after I had arrived home maverick capped it. He told me in so many words that I was stupid for putting s omertà right in the middle of a war zone🤷♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Took a capo off mystery so she capped a few turf, me being me decided to talk smack to her and she chased me around the map for about a year 😂😭 learnt quick not to take her capos and talk smack to people bigger then you in the game lmao.
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A good majority of these seems to involve Groucho or mystery 🤣
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Used my plane ticket to fly into France in hopes of stiring up some shit and starting a war. I landed and couldn’t figure out where the hell all my targets had gone and why the map looked so different. Turns out FRA is Frankfurt and NOT France. ☹️
To add insult to injury I spent the next ticket accidentally going from one side of the AP to the other. Didn’t know I was using the tix.
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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 wrote:
Brutal 😂Used my plane ticket to fly into France in hopes of stiring up some shit and starting a war. I landed and couldn’t figure out where the hell all my targets had gone and why the map looked so different. Turns out FRA is Frankfurt and NOT France. ☹️
To add insult to injury I spent the next ticket accidentally going from one side of the AP to the other. Didn’t know I was using the tix.
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🤐..
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I used to spend Don points on global protection when I was only in one or two cities, also talked a lot of shyt but that had more to do with being 11 than being a noob 🤣
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I was asked by someone to hit a turf to soften it up. I did and Bugs took 50 turf in about 3 minutes. I didn’t know what the hell was happening. Apparently a war 😱
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