His final message
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🇬🇧👊🏽DANNY👊🏽🇬🇧 wrote:
I take no notice of the fool. He’s convinced there’s some kind of king in hiding. We must take pity on the less fortunate and since he is clearly delusional I let him liveI’m beginning to see what Viking likes about you.
@Uglyladdie, you gonna let him speak to me like this?
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
He can’t even spell my name right. See Danny?Viking?? Me?? You must have me mistaken for HIM. Uglie will promise you anything just for a friend. The Royal Army is real. Which side do you want to be on.
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Uglyladdie wrote:
Hmm. I think you’re right.. There are definitely signs of brain cell deficiency in this one. Maybe we should set up a small donations page to get him some colourful crayons as a welcome back? I heard the mentally challenged go crazy for the XL ones. Food for thought. 🖍️R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
He can’t even spell my name right. See Danny?Viking?? Me?? You must have me mistaken for HIM. Uglie will promise you anything just for a friend. The Royal Army is real. Which side do you want to be on.
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🇬🇧👊🏽DANNY👊🏽🇬🇧 wrote:
Don’t say food for thought, he might eat them. A good idea overall!Uglyladdie wrote:
Hmm. I think you’re right.. There are definitely signs of brain cell deficiency in this one. Maybe we should set up a small donations page to get him some colourful crayons as a welcome back? I heard the mentally challenged go crazy for the XL ones. Food for thought. 🖍️R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
He can’t even spell my name right. See Danny?Viking?? Me?? You must have me mistaken for HIM. Uglie will promise you anything just for a friend. The Royal Army is real. Which side do you want to be on.
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You've been fooled by this ugly fellow. I heard he kicks puppies and eats babies! #notmyqueen
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
You've been fooled by this ugly fellow. I heard he kicks puppies and eats babies! #notmyqueen
I heard ugly makes up stories about people slipping and falling and shouting themselves
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Mickey McFly wrote:
He even hired some crackhead to shoot me, presumably by giving them drugs. This is the queen we elected? #OFFWITHHERHEAD⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
You've been fooled by this ugly fellow. I heard he kicks puppies and eats babies! #notmyqueen
I heard ugly makes up stories about people slipping and falling and shouting themselves
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Do I sense a revolt before His return?
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Unfortunately, after posting these false messages. Reefer and mickey, in the middle of their date were ambushed by pro handsomeladdie paparazzi, while fleeing they hit their heads and woke up with a dodgy plastic surgery job making them both look oddly like shrek. Be careful guys, of hitting your heads of course!Mickey McFly wrote:
He even hired some crackhead to shoot me, presumably by giving them drugs. This is the queen we elected? #OFFWITHHERHEAD⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
You've been fooled by this ugly fellow. I heard he kicks puppies and eats babies! #notmyqueen
I heard ugly makes up stories about people slipping and falling and shouting themselves
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This sounds preposterous. I mean, a surgeon that can make you look like Shrek? Who wouldn't "kill" for that?
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fortunately, after typing out the comment, ugly has passed away peacefully in their bed on a breezy Sunday evening, wearing nothing but 1 wool sock and a grotesque pompadour wig. Then, unfortunately 3 days later, it revived Jesus style, and crawled out of the hole they were buried, only to be greeted by kings loyal men who then, took of their single wool sock, and killed them. :,( poor ugly
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
Nobody was killed this time….. luckily for reefer and mickey! The shrek surgeon is unknown albeit highly skilled. Fortunate it was him and not other less pleasant groupsThis sounds preposterous. I mean, a surgeon that can make you look like Shrek? Who wouldn't "kill" for that?
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Oh, and me and Mickey's date went well. The surgery was completely on purpose and I love my new me.
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All these accusations. I can't wait for HIS return to sort this all out.
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Ahem, I did not die, merely fended off the kings useless men, losing one sock in the process. Hence why I have one sockfortunately, after typing out the comment, ugly has passed away peacefully in their bed on a breezy Sunday evening, wearing nothing but 1 wool sock and a grotesque pompadour wig. Then, unfortunately 3 days later, it revived Jesus style, and crawled out of the hole they were buried, only to be greeted by kings loyal men who then, took of their single wool sock, and killed them. :,( poor ugly
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One day, the sock mystery shall be solved. Maybe when HE returns.
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Uglyladdie wrote:
People losing a socks usually imply death⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Ahem, I did not die, merely fended off the kings useless men, losing one sock in the process. Hence why I have one sockfortunately, after typing out the comment, ugly has passed away peacefully in their bed on a breezy Sunday evening, wearing nothing but 1 wool sock and a grotesque pompadour wig. Then, unfortunately 3 days later, it revived Jesus style, and crawled out of the hole they were buried, only to be greeted by kings loyal men who then, took of their single wool sock, and killed them. :,( poor ugly
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
“A socks” That’s a new oneUglyladdie wrote:
People losing a socks usually imply death⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Ahem, I did not die, merely fended off the kings useless men, losing one sock in the process. Hence why I have one sockfortunately, after typing out the comment, ugly has passed away peacefully in their bed on a breezy Sunday evening, wearing nothing but 1 wool sock and a grotesque pompadour wig. Then, unfortunately 3 days later, it revived Jesus style, and crawled out of the hole they were buried, only to be greeted by kings loyal men who then, took of their single wool sock, and killed them. :,( poor ugly
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Uglyladdie wrote:
What? Are you not wearing a socks right now? I am.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
“A socks” That’s a new oneUglyladdie wrote:
People losing a socks usually imply death⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Ahem, I did not die, merely fended off the kings useless men, losing one sock in the process. Hence why I have one sockfortunately, after typing out the comment, ugly has passed away peacefully in their bed on a breezy Sunday evening, wearing nothing but 1 wool sock and a grotesque pompadour wig. Then, unfortunately 3 days later, it revived Jesus style, and crawled out of the hole they were buried, only to be greeted by kings loyal men who then, took of their single wool sock, and killed them. :,( poor ugly
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⬆️ you see, as previously stated I have lost one of my socks so no, I am not wearing a socks
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
Not me... deffo not me.Don't make me smash you and your entire family with my 300 mob. And once HE returns, you will all bow before HIM. So much so, that you, and nick, will be handing over mob members just to keep the peace in this game. He is coming!!!
🖕Tha King. -
☝️already has knee pads on.
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🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
What an evil king! I wonder if there are any alternatives people could supportR3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
Not me... deffo not me.Don't make me smash you and your entire family with my 300 mob. And once HE returns, you will all bow before HIM. So much so, that you, and nick, will be handing over mob members just to keep the peace in this game. He is coming!!!
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You could try and spew your false narrative. Try and get "your kingdom" to unify. Self proclaimed new ruler and can't even keep it together during these amazing times. He is coming!!
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
Self proclaimed? I was voted in!You could try and spew your false narrative. Try and get "your kingdom" to unify. Self proclaimed new ruler and can't even keep it together during these amazing times. He is coming!!
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Not much of a monarch if you were voted in..
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ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
Unfortunately after posting this, crimson tried to dive into his pool from atop his house. He forgot of course that he didn’t have a pool and promptly broke both his legsNot much of a monarch if you were voted in..
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Uglyladdie wrote:
I thought diving was head first, and jumpings feet first? 🤔ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
Unfortunately after posting this, crimson tried to dive into his pool from atop his house. He forgot of course that he didn’t have a pool and promptly broke both his legsNot much of a monarch if you were voted in..
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🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
See! Ugly doesn't even know diving semantics! I bet the king would know all about themUglyladdie wrote:
I thought diving was head first, and jumpings feet first? 🤔ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
Unfortunately after posting this, crimson tried to dive into his pool from atop his house. He forgot of course that he didn’t have a pool and promptly broke both his legsNot much of a monarch if you were voted in..
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
it's like staring at the sun and going deaf... 😕🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
See! Ugly doesn't even know diving semantics! I bet the king would know all about themUglyladdie wrote:
I thought diving was head first, and jumpings feet first? 🤔ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
Unfortunately after posting this, crimson tried to dive into his pool from atop his house. He forgot of course that he didn’t have a pool and promptly broke both his legsNot much of a monarch if you were voted in..
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