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What happened to that King Keller guy?? I remember he used to be on pretty frequently, and he did that interview thing with Simcoe. Did he reset or something?
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He’s the retro button.
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Just know, that HE is coming!!! Very soon.
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
I heard he was killed by the very woman who inherited the throne.Just know, that HE is coming!!! Very soon.
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She better start looking over her shoulder. The King sent me a letter and said that on the 3rd Sunday in February I should reveal the contents of said letter
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Ah yes, fun posts. I remember playing the jester in some of those.
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
She better start looking over her shoulder. The King sent me a letter and said that on the 3rd Sunday in February I should reveal the contents of said letter
Turf Wars civil war??
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ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
If “the keller” somehow survived and tries to reclaim the throne then yes, TurfWars civil warR3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
She better start looking over her shoulder. The King sent me a letter and said that on the 3rd Sunday in February I should reveal the contents of said letter
Turf Wars civil war??
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Uglyladdie wrote:
This message has been pigeon mailed to The King. I await his response. Until then, ALL HAIL.... you know the deal!!ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
If “the keller” somehow survived and tries to reclaim the throne then yes, TurfWars civil warR3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
She better start looking over her shoulder. The King sent me a letter and said that on the 3rd Sunday in February I should reveal the contents of said letter
Turf Wars civil war??
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I’ve seen people disappear from the game for not bowing to The King.
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Mickey McFly wrote:
I’ve seen people disappear from the game for not bowing to The King.
True. Happened to my cousin’s sister’s niece’s stepcousin’s grandma.
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Without The King, this TW community will collapse. We need you all to accept and formally beg for his return. Otherwise, we all ate lost.
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
The kings squire does not even know how to construct a sentence. How can the man himself hope to rule?Without The King, this TW community will collapse. We need you all to accept and formally beg for his return. Otherwise, we all ate lost.
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Uglyladdie wrote:
R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
The kings squire does not even know how to construct a sentence. How can the man himself hope to rule?Without The King, this TW community will collapse. We need you all to accept and formally beg for his return. Otherwise, we all ate lost.
King’s
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Mickey McFly wrote:
Thanks mickey! Glad you’re not violating censorship by correcting me!Uglyladdie wrote:
R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
The king’s squire does not even know how to construct a sentence. How can the man himself hope to rule?Without The King, this TW community will collapse. We need you all to accept and formally beg for his return. Otherwise, we all ate lost.
well said!
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Uglyladdie wrote:
Smart decisionMickey McFly wrote:
i will bow to King Keller upon His return!Uglyladdie wrote:
R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
The king’s squire does not even know how to construct a sentence. How can the man himself hope to rule?Without The King, this TW community will collapse. We need you all to accept and formally beg for his return. Otherwise, we all ate lost.
well said!
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Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
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Uglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"I will never bow b4 the king"
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🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
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Mickey McFly wrote:
i'll NEVER! ! ! ! bow before the king🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
should always be on top
Never ever ever ever
🤴🗡 OFF WITH HIS HEAD -
Mickey McFly wrote:
..or at least from behind.🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
should always be on top -
Brown🎵Note wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Mickey McFly wrote:
..or at least from behind.🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
should always be on top -
🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
Your loyalty is appreciated Emma. For this I knight you. Rise sir Emma!!!Mickey McFly wrote:
i'll NEVER! ! ! ! bow before the king🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
should always be on top
Never ever ever ever
🤴🗡 OFF WITH HIS HEAD -
His army is watching and preparing. His army is waiting for the Mighty word to attack this self proclaimed new kingdom.
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R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:
Army? Jumped up sell-swords more like. The king is nought but a rumour, he is dead and buriedHis army is watching and preparing. His army is waiting for the Mighty word to attack this self proclaimed new kingdom.
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Dame EMMA!
But, I'll take the award all the same 💃
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
I give credit when credit is due.Mickey McFly wrote:
..or at least from behind.🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
a thread with the title ofUglyladdie wrote:
🤣 damn thas sum miss fortune right there.Unfortunately after posting this, mickey slipped and fell and shot himself in the leg hundreds of times with a minigun . Take this as a lesson all, be careful (of your mini guns of course)
"i will always bow before The King"
👑 The King
should always be on top
That made me chuckle a little. -
You know.. it's a little late retribution, I believe the 3rd Sunday of February was... The 17th. WHERE IS THY LETTER?
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reeferjuana wrote:
You know.. it's a little late retribution, I believe the 3rd Sunday of February was... The 17th. WHERE IS THY LETTER?
Their king is a fraud!
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It said not to post it until reeferjuana accepts and bows to The King.
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How can I bow to any king while some, unsightly fellow sits upon the throne? There is no king to bow, so bow I shall not.
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