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𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Feb 10, 2024

A place for those “when I was younger……” brain malfunctions or just plain funny stories
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Feb 10, 2024

I’ll go first, tale courtesy of my grandfather. He used to drive a bus for a wheelchair group and according to him people would never look at someone in a wheelchair. One day the group went for a trip and him and one of the people in the group were sitting in the reception of a hotel. A man comes in with a girl (married man, not with wife) and they go to the bar. In the bar, people were taking turns singing and being requested to sing. The man in the wheelchair sends in my grandfather to tell the fella on stage “can we have (married man who’s name I forgot) up here to sing” he didn’t go up but five minutes later my grandfather saw him bolt straight out the door 😂
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Feb 11, 2024

Couldn't think of any really good ones but this one happened a few years ago. Bought a brand new gaming laptop to replace my old one, shit was like 1000 dollars. First day o had it, it was closed on my desk and my car climbs up, meows funny, and I guess she had something stuck to her butt but she proceeds to WIPE HER ASS ALL OVER IT like the dogs do on the carpet. It was hilarious but I was so pissed
È♏Mä🍄HáR®️Iś💜💕 Feb 11, 2024

reeferjuana wrote:
Couldn't think of any really good ones but this one happened a few years ago. Bought a brand new gaming laptop to replace my old one, shit was like 1000 dollars. First day o had it, it was closed on my desk and my car climbs up, meows funny, and I guess she had something stuck to her butt but she proceeds to WIPE HER ASS ALL OVER IT like the dogs do on the carpet. It was hilarious but I was so pissed

🤔cat? 🐈
If its your car, good chance it's a decepicon, sell it lol.
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Feb 12, 2024

🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
reeferjuana wrote:
Couldn't think of any really good ones but this one happened a few years ago. Bought a brand new gaming laptop to replace my old one, shit was like 1000 dollars. First day o had it, it was closed on my desk and my car climbs up, meows funny, and I guess she had something stuck to her butt but she proceeds to WIPE HER ASS ALL OVER IT like the dogs do on the carpet. It was hilarious but I was so pissed

🤔cat? 🐈
If its your car, good chance it's a decepicon, sell it lol.
😂😂😂😂
Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Feb 12, 2024

🍄⚔★EMA★⚔🍄 wrote:
reeferjuana wrote:
Couldn't think of any really good ones but this one happened a few years ago. Bought a brand new gaming laptop to replace my old one, shit was like 1000 dollars. First day o had it, it was closed on my desk and my car climbs up, meows funny, and I guess she had something stuck to her butt but she proceeds to WIPE HER ASS ALL OVER IT like the dogs do on the carpet. It was hilarious but I was so pissed

🤔cat? 🐈
If its your car, good chance it's a decepicon, sell it lol.
It's more of a Catbus from Totoro sort of situation
DIЯTY B Feb 13, 2024

I am 45. When I was “younger “at the ripe old age of 30, I was on my way to a private airport for a developer of mine to fly me on a private jet from Atlanta to Dallas. I had to be at the airport by 7 AM. it was a monsoon of a rainstorm that morning. I was halfway there when I felt my stomach drop! I pulled into a Burger King and was about to shit my pants. It would not have been an issue if it were not raining and I had to sprint across the parking lot. Long story short… I shit my pants… Diarrhea… On my way into Burger King. Thank God it only stayed in my boxers. I threw my underwear away in the Burger King bathroom. I got on the plane that has no bathroom… Private jet… I was praying the hallway there that I did not have to take a shit. I almost Shit my pants about 10 minutes before we touchdown in Dallas. I have more embarrassing stories, but that one’s pretty bad.
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Feb 13, 2024

That is rough db 😂